Astounding things

[misscam]

Well, the good thing about having a gazillion people asking my opinion of them is that I actually went back to read some old LJ entries and were highly amused. Plus it did remind me that I have many, many different people on my LJ. And some of you even like Bush and still hang out here. It's astounding.

Speaking of astounding - gaze upon the review I just got in my inbox.

The following review has been submitted to: Once More Into the Urple Depths of
OFUM Chapter: 38

From: .o0 chibi 0o.()

konnichiwa! you should rite a sequal! taht is so KEWL!! U GOTTA FINISH DIS!
LEGOLAS IS MINE --.o0 chibi 0o.

The smeg, says Miss Cam. Is one of you pulling my leg here? That review is too awful to be true.

And yes, I am better, thanks for asking. Colds luckily pass relatively fast. I am still coughing, but my head doesn't hurt every time I cough now. I think I will live.

And here's an astounding Bushism - in a speech on cracking down on frivolous medical lawsuits, Mr Bush said:

"Too many OB-GYNs aren't able to practice their love with women all across this country."

*eyes sentence* Yes, that's what is wrong with the world. Not enough love with OB-GYNs. Let's remedy that and have one lovingly today!

Comments

[mademoisellenon.livejournal.com]

Don't forget:

"If you don't have any ambitions, the minimal wage job isn't going to get you to where you want to get"

And another one:

"Jackson from Texas, you get anything of Texas question?"

[undeadgoat.livejournal.com]

Our enemies are contemplating our destruction, and so are we.

Or something . . . forgotten the exact quote.

[mademoisellenon.livejournal.com]

I know that one...I had nightmares after seeing it. I kept dreaming that Bush's syntax was chasing me.

"You misunderestimated me"

Worship your icon, by the way. She's so adorable, I want to kidnap her!!!

[misscam.livejournal.com]

Hands *off* the Future Queen, thank you very much.

[mademoisellenon.livejournal.com]

And how did I know that you were going to say exactly that?

[misscam.livejournal.com]

I'm boringly predictable?

[chem-nerd.livejournal.com]

She IS cute though...I wonder if er parents need a babysitter...Of course, I dont speak Norweian...


Stupid keyboard is at it aain...I just want all te letters to work, is tat so muc to ask?

[(Anonymous)]

This is the quote your thinking about. I've even heard him say it... there was a video, but who can stand watching him talk?

"Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we."

[undeadgoat.livejournal.com]

Yes, that's it.