Huzzah!

Jan. 16th, 2005 04:33 am
misscam: (Cam's)
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LJ, you're back! Don't leave me again!

You really do realise how addicted one is to this thing when it goes down, eh? It's almost sad.

Various news:

US gives up search for WMDs - I'm such a bad person for wanting to go "HaHA!"
Gay loving, what a weapon! See, I'm thinking that would just make females want to actually enlist.
While the world looked elsewhere, the situation in Iraq has deteriorated This cannot be good.

New chapter of When the Dead Awaken up

It's a shame I don't do minis from messageboards, really. Behold the which king. Wouldn't it make the cutest mini?

And now for Cam's meme of the week:

In honour of LJ's return, write an angsty poem about LJ and this LJ-user. Must contain the words "oh woe", "onion" and "smut".

Date: 2005-01-15 07:55 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] neongreenleaf.livejournal.com
I'm such a bad person for wanting to go "HaHA!"

You're not; i did the same exact thing.

Date: 2005-01-15 08:14 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jakie-f.livejournal.com
Like anyone's eve surprised at this point. Would it kill people to be honest about their motivations?

Date: 2005-01-15 08:21 pm (UTC)

Date: 2005-01-15 08:22 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] doubtful-salmon.livejournal.com
No, the which king is too good to pass up. He should have siblings, too. The what king, the why king, the where king, the who king, and the...whoever it was in A Wrinkle in Time king.

Date: 2005-01-15 08:47 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] siraj.livejournal.com
"The plan for a so-called "love bomb" envisaged an aphrodisiac chemical that would provoke widespread homosexual behaviour among troops, causing what the military called a "distasteful but completely non-lethal" blow to morale."


*Facepalms* I really hate being American sometimes, I really do...

Date: 2005-01-15 09:02 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] neongreenleaf.livejournal.com
One thing you have to remember about angsty poems is that they're crappy:

Oh LJ when you lights went out
A million people around the world cried your name
"LIVEJOURNAL! LIVEJOURNAL!"
But you are not to blame

Oh woe* 'twas Internap who failed us this day
The onion* juice trickled down their chin after taking a bite
No gossip to be shared, no rage posts, nothing of the sort
This quiet hell lasted through the night

Where is my smut*? Where are my friends?
Why did this ever happen to us? Why Frank why?
Why? answer me! WHY?
Nothing is said and tears I cry

Then, after daybreak
There was a light, a light shining the way
The healthy glow of a friends page
After reading in full, I can then lay

Livejournal, how I loveth thee
Never leave my side again
Never scare me like that
Or I shall lay eggs like a hen

Date: 2005-01-15 09:03 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] misscam.livejournal.com
So we're both bad people :P

Date: 2005-01-15 09:06 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] misscam.livejournal.com
I used to have an icon with "Which wall? Witch-Wall!" Perhaps there should be an icon with "Which King? Witch-King!" too. Some people really should learn their homonyms.

Date: 2005-01-15 09:07 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] misscam.livejournal.com
Well, at least you could say the US finally embrace "make love, not war"...

Date: 2005-01-15 09:22 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] misscam.livejournal.com
That was delightfully horrid. Thank you.

Date: 2005-01-15 09:52 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] siraj.livejournal.com
*groans* I beg to differ... they're kicking out all gays here that are in the military.

Date: 2005-01-15 10:19 pm (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] visp.livejournal.com
US gives up search for WMDs - I'm such a bad person for wanting to go "HaHA!"

For my it was just a "Duh."

As for the "Gay" bomb - that would be fucking hilarious!

Date: 2005-01-15 10:28 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] misscam.livejournal.com
Be hard to do if they all turned gay, though.

Date: 2005-01-15 10:29 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] misscam.livejournal.com
It could start a whole new trend - instead of wars, just see whose army last the longer in a gay orgy.

Date: 2005-01-15 10:45 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] doubtful-salmon.livejournal.com
Yes, especially that one.

Date: 2005-01-15 11:10 pm (UTC)
From: [personal profile] pipibluestockin
The key word being stamina.

Date: 2005-01-16 12:59 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] siraj.livejournal.com
Okay, point well made there... Either they'd have to allow gays or they wouldn't have a military... *smirks* mwahaha...

Date: 2005-01-16 03:13 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jocelyncs.livejournal.com
US gives up search for WMDs - I'm such a bad person for wanting to go "HaHA!"

No, you're not. Gads, I wish I could still go "HaHA" at all this.

Wednesday is my birthday. Dubya's Inauguration is Thursday morning, and I'm sitting here reading the articles about the WMDs that weren't found, the fact that Iraq is now an Al Qaeda hotbed, and thinking:

"Is this what over 1300 Americans in my age group and countless Iraqis DIED OVER?!"

Four more years. No wonder I'm losing my sense of humor.

Recall that Dubya originally pledged only $35 million to the tsunami relief effort? We're spending $40 million on his friggin' Inauguration!

(Good thing I'm not paying any taxes this year, or I might just refuse to pay and risk getting arrested!)

Jocelyn, desperately dismal and dreaming of a massive blizzard on Inauguration Day.

Date: 2005-01-16 04:35 am (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
No doubt you'll be able to tell who this horrible scribble is from by the IP, but I am not putting my name to this.

Oh woe! LJ is dead.
My Cam fix shall not be fed
While I neglected my cozy bed
with sugar rushing around my head
So now I have these tears to shed
for reading badfic my eyes have shred
that author i'd like to run down on a moped
No LJ still? - this poem I dub Fred
While making dinner, pasta & onion ahead
I read me some smut (oh, that ef has a big head!)

Date: 2005-01-16 11:51 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] agentmaly.livejournal.com
That'd be whatsit. ^^

Date: 2005-01-16 11:52 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] doubtful-salmon.livejournal.com
Whatsit king, doesn't that have an awesome ring to it?

Date: 2005-01-16 11:57 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] agentmaly.livejournal.com
I quite like it, yes.

Date: 2005-01-16 12:07 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] doubtful-salmon.livejournal.com
Perhaps that is what I shall name one of my future children.

Or, a dog.

Date: 2005-01-16 12:10 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] agentmaly.livejournal.com
Would the child really thank you for being named Whatsit King?

Date: 2005-01-16 12:24 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] doubtful-salmon.livejournal.com
Absolutely not.

I personally think it would be an awesome way to get the child out of the house.

Date: 2005-01-16 12:26 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] agentmaly.livejournal.com
Oh my.

You'd turn them out once they were old enough to realise that they didn't like their name? Which would be at the age of what, five or six?

Date: 2005-01-16 12:28 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] doubtful-salmon.livejournal.com
No, just for a short period of time.

What if I had a male visitor or something?

It would be easier than lame excuses. I'd remind him or her what his or her name is, and that would be that.

Date: 2005-01-16 12:34 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] agentmaly.livejournal.com
I see.

Interesting strategy, that.

Date: 2005-01-16 12:36 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] doubtful-salmon.livejournal.com
Interesting, but brilliant.

Date: 2005-01-16 12:53 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sinneahtes.livejournal.com
US gives up search for WMDs - I'm such a bad person for wanting to go "HaHA!"

I want to do more than "HaHa!" -- like extend a certain digit and hold it high and in plain view...

Ugh... but as I told someone else, how much do you want to bet that now we'll have to listen to yet more "Of course the war was still justified! Saddam was EVIL!!!!" or "*ahem* SEPTEMBER 11! We STILL don't get that Iraq didn't do that!" >xP

Date: 2005-01-16 01:04 pm (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] visp.livejournal.com
Oh yeah! Would make the footage more interesting, that's for sure.

Date: 2005-01-17 08:39 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] avari-elf.livejournal.com
US gives up search for WMDs - I'm such a bad person for wanting to go "HaHA!"

Cam, you don't understand anything. The fact that no WMDs were found is on the contrary the proof there were WMDs. That bastard Saddam hid them so well, they couldn't be found. So no WMDs = proof of WMDs. And war is peace, blah blah blah.

Now the USA have to attack Syria or Iran to find the WMDs. Because that's where they are, huh huh. See? It all holds together.

I can't believe I just wrote this.

Date: 2005-01-17 06:18 pm (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
And North Korea! DEStROY THEM ALL!

I really hope it takes so long that there is another election before we get a chance to start acting like that.

Date: 2005-01-18 05:42 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] misscam.livejournal.com
Eeeeevil.

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