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misscamLJ, you're back! Don't leave me again!
You really do realise how addicted one is to this thing when it goes down, eh? It's almost sad.
Various news:
US gives up search for WMDs - I'm such a bad person for wanting to go "HaHA!"
Gay loving, what a weapon! See, I'm thinking that would just make females want to actually enlist.
While the world looked elsewhere, the situation in Iraq has deteriorated This cannot be good.
New chapter of When the Dead Awaken up
It's a shame I don't do minis from messageboards, really. Behold the which king. Wouldn't it make the cutest mini?
And now for Cam's meme of the week:
In honour of LJ's return, write an angsty poem about LJ and this LJ-user. Must contain the words "oh woe", "onion" and "smut".
You really do realise how addicted one is to this thing when it goes down, eh? It's almost sad.
Various news:
US gives up search for WMDs - I'm such a bad person for wanting to go "HaHA!"
Gay loving, what a weapon! See, I'm thinking that would just make females want to actually enlist.
While the world looked elsewhere, the situation in Iraq has deteriorated This cannot be good.
New chapter of When the Dead Awaken up
It's a shame I don't do minis from messageboards, really. Behold the which king. Wouldn't it make the cutest mini?
And now for Cam's meme of the week:
In honour of LJ's return, write an angsty poem about LJ and this LJ-user. Must contain the words "oh woe", "onion" and "smut".
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Date: 2005-01-15 07:55 pm (UTC)You're not; i did the same exact thing.
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Date: 2005-01-16 12:07 pm (UTC)Or, a dog.
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Date: 2005-01-16 12:24 pm (UTC)I personally think it would be an awesome way to get the child out of the house.
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Date: 2005-01-16 12:26 pm (UTC)You'd turn them out once they were old enough to realise that they didn't like their name? Which would be at the age of what, five or six?
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Date: 2005-01-16 12:28 pm (UTC)What if I had a male visitor or something?
It would be easier than lame excuses. I'd remind him or her what his or her name is, and that would be that.
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Date: 2005-01-16 12:34 pm (UTC)Interesting strategy, that.
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Date: 2005-01-16 12:36 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-01-15 08:47 pm (UTC)*Facepalms* I really hate being American sometimes, I really do...
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Date: 2005-01-15 09:02 pm (UTC)Oh LJ when you lights went out
A million people around the world cried your name
"LIVEJOURNAL! LIVEJOURNAL!"
But you are not to blame
Oh woe* 'twas Internap who failed us this day
The onion* juice trickled down their chin after taking a bite
No gossip to be shared, no rage posts, nothing of the sort
This quiet hell lasted through the night
Where is my smut*? Where are my friends?
Why did this ever happen to us? Why Frank why?
Why? answer me! WHY?
Nothing is said and tears I cry
Then, after daybreak
There was a light, a light shining the way
The healthy glow of a friends page
After reading in full, I can then lay
Livejournal, how I loveth thee
Never leave my side again
Never scare me like that
Or I shall lay eggs like a hen
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Date: 2005-01-15 09:22 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-01-15 10:19 pm (UTC)For my it was just a "Duh."
As for the "Gay" bomb - that would be fucking hilarious!
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Date: 2005-01-16 03:13 am (UTC)No, you're not. Gads, I wish I could still go "HaHA" at all this.
Wednesday is my birthday. Dubya's Inauguration is Thursday morning, and I'm sitting here reading the articles about the WMDs that weren't found, the fact that Iraq is now an Al Qaeda hotbed, and thinking:
"Is this what over 1300 Americans in my age group and countless Iraqis DIED OVER?!"
Four more years. No wonder I'm losing my sense of humor.
Recall that Dubya originally pledged only $35 million to the tsunami relief effort? We're spending $40 million on his friggin' Inauguration!
(Good thing I'm not paying any taxes this year, or I might just refuse to pay and risk getting arrested!)
Jocelyn, desperately dismal and dreaming of a massive blizzard on Inauguration Day.
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Date: 2005-01-16 04:35 am (UTC)Oh woe! LJ is dead.
My Cam fix shall not be fed
While I neglected my cozy bed
with sugar rushing around my head
So now I have these tears to shed
for reading badfic my eyes have shred
that author i'd like to run down on a moped
No LJ still? - this poem I dub Fred
While making dinner, pasta & onion ahead
I read me some smut (oh, that ef has a big head!)
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Date: 2005-01-18 05:42 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-01-16 12:53 pm (UTC)I want to do more than "HaHa!" -- like extend a certain digit and hold it high and in plain view...
Ugh... but as I told someone else, how much do you want to bet that now we'll have to listen to yet more "Of course the war was still justified! Saddam was EVIL!!!!" or "*ahem* SEPTEMBER 11!
We STILL don't get that Iraq didn't do that!" >xPno subject
Date: 2005-01-17 08:39 am (UTC)Cam, you don't understand anything. The fact that no WMDs were found is on the contrary the proof there were WMDs. That bastard Saddam hid them so well, they couldn't be found. So no WMDs = proof of WMDs. And war is peace, blah blah blah.
Now the USA have to attack Syria or Iran to find the WMDs. Because that's where they are, huh huh. See? It all holds together.
I can't believe I just wrote this.
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Date: 2005-01-17 06:18 pm (UTC)I really hope it takes so long that there is another election before we get a chance to start acting like that.