Down the Rabbithole With Bad Poetry
Jan. 28th, 2005 02:28 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
misscamBush, my darling, my love
Hold my heart like a fragile dove
Let us fly together in a dance
And I shall admire your great lance
Bush, my sweet, my dear
All day at you I could leer
My admiration surely know no bounds
And ever I listen to your delightful sounds
Bush, my hope, my hunk
Into your loveliness I have sunk
Deny me not your sweet embrace
And wear your leatherpants and lace
Bush, my honey, my lust
Ravish me you must!
Take me in the White House
And hear me whimper like a mouse
Bush, my W, my Shrub
My brain I must now scrub
But I hope you did enjoy
Being my beanstalk playboy
Hold my heart like a fragile dove
Let us fly together in a dance
And I shall admire your great lance
Bush, my sweet, my dear
All day at you I could leer
My admiration surely know no bounds
And ever I listen to your delightful sounds
Bush, my hope, my hunk
Into your loveliness I have sunk
Deny me not your sweet embrace
And wear your leatherpants and lace
Bush, my honey, my lust
Ravish me you must!
Take me in the White House
And hear me whimper like a mouse
Bush, my W, my Shrub
My brain I must now scrub
But I hope you did enjoy
Being my beanstalk playboy
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Date: 2005-01-27 05:48 pm (UTC)Even though I know it's Rabbit Hole day, that was. With the. And.
Might I join you in the brain scubbing? And also: I offer internet!chocolate to erase the memory of writing that.
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Date: 2005-01-27 05:52 pm (UTC)And thank you. Though I think I need absinthe to even begin removing that from my memory.
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Date: 2005-01-27 05:53 pm (UTC)Bush&Cam, a match made in Rabbithole.
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Date: 2005-01-27 05:51 pm (UTC)...
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Oh. My. God. Cam, what the HELL was that?!
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Date: 2005-01-27 05:53 pm (UTC)Well, it was Rabbithole day.
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Date: 2005-01-27 06:03 pm (UTC)Am adding it to my memories all the same because it was too funny! Can I show it to my Republican friends?
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Date: 2005-01-27 06:16 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-01-27 06:08 pm (UTC)Let us fly together in a dance
And I shall admire your great lance
But it also inspired me to snort cereal out my nose.
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Date: 2005-01-27 06:46 pm (UTC)Please Cam, never do that AGAIN.
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Date: 2005-01-27 07:36 pm (UTC)no subject
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Date: 2005-01-27 08:23 pm (UTC)That was scary.
I know it was intended to be, but still. *shudders* That line implying that Bush owns leather pants and lace...
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Date: 2005-01-28 01:58 am (UTC)(no subject)
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Date: 2005-01-27 08:36 pm (UTC)or "Ode to a Small Green Lump of Putty I found One Midsummer Morning"
O.o
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Date: 2005-01-27 10:09 pm (UTC)Cam, even if I loved the man that would be disturbing!
(Happy Rabbit Hole Day to you!)
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Date: 2005-01-28 02:01 am (UTC)(Right back at ya!)
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Date: 2005-01-28 01:21 am (UTC)*SCRUB*
That HURT, darnit!
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Date: 2005-01-28 02:02 am (UTC)(no subject)
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Date: 2005-01-28 01:59 am (UTC)That was...amusing. In a very twisted sort of way. But it was definitely scarier than it was amusing, and I am now traumatised.
(But I loved the 'shrub' reference...)
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Date: 2005-01-28 02:02 am (UTC)(no subject)
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Date: 2005-01-28 01:48 pm (UTC)And judging from the comments above, I'm not the first to say this, but I'll say it nevertheless: You are one sick girl indeed. :)
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