Wherein Cam Makes a Noble Sacrifice
Feb. 2nd, 2005 05:44 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
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jakie_f Also, Orlando Bloom is single again. The End Is Neigh, the barbarians are at the gate, it's time for Theoden and his calvalry to make a last doomed charge...misscam oh dear. The fangirls must be cheeringjakie_f I am so, so, scared.jakie_f Maybe it's all a publicity stunt?misscam well, you can always hope he gets snagged soon againjakie_f Oooo, by someone older then him too, so I can watch the spoogey tears flymisscam maybe I should sacrifice myselfjakie_f It would be a noble thing.jakie_f We'll pray for you.misscam I'll close my eyes and shag him for non-fangirls of the worldjakie_f Pretend he's someone else. Lie back and think of Norway.misscam I can do it. I can do it. *steels self*jakie_f I have a selection of sexy French rugby players in silk rope and not much else waiting outside the bridal suitemisscam ah, you are too kind. I'm sure I will need an orgy afterwardsAnd later in a convo with
adoralynamisscam I'm trying to think of a way saving the world would also require of me to do David Wenham (...) maybe if I bring David to an orgasm, it'll... spread good vibes, thus cleaning up people's auras thus making the world less crappy!I'm just so kind and good and sacrificing, you see.
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(Offers self as sacrifice)
Date: 2005-02-01 08:50 pm (UTC)And I'm two years older than Kate Bosworth. I'm a well-educated, blonde American with some level of acting talent according to my peers--that seems to be his type. I'd be happy to take him off the market. I haven't dated in awhile.
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Date: 2005-02-01 08:53 pm (UTC)*ducks and runs*
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:-)
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Date: 2005-02-01 10:51 pm (UTC)After that, I deserve to save the world with a screaming orgasm! ;-)
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Date: 2005-02-01 11:13 pm (UTC)And anyway, just because he is a good talker doesn't mean he's a good shag.
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Date: 2005-02-02 01:21 am (UTC)I fear there will be yet more badfanfic now.
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