The things you learn...

[misscam]

Well, today I learned something about someone I did not see coming. Which just comes to show it's really hard to know someone online.

So, anyone got something they've kept secret for me? Spill it today, when nothing can surprise me more than we're I'm currently at. (With the possible exception of Bush declaring his everlasting love for me and none of us want to see that now, now do we?)

Flu still evil. My body feels like it's had a beating and my head's full of cotton. Bro's sick too. Happy days. But hey, puts me in the right mood to write angst.

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[nymeria.livejournal.com]

I am secretely...

SAURON'S MOTHER.

[shandydann]

That could be a really scary Sue story in the wrong hands.

[avari-elf.livejournal.com]

Condoleeza Rice came to my school yesterday. No, wait, that's true.

I'm Snape's sekret Luv!!11!!eleventyone!! Lo, teh wangst is great!

[shandydann]

I have Mary Sue urpley wilverly eyes (well they cycle from Green to grey to blue) depending on what light they are in.

ihlanya swears that she has never seen eyes change colour as much as mine do.

Try carrot and corriander soup, it's a natural antibiotic (either that or antiseptic), and put lots of sage and basil in your food.

[evilfen.livejournal.com]

hmmm *thinks*
nup, no secrets here i don't think
nothing earth shattering anyway....or interesting cause even i can't think of them!

eat honey too...its got antis in it too :)

[slickmeister.livejournal.com]

I KNEW it.

[misscam.livejournal.com]

Who'd you have him with, you evil woman?

[git-the-goddess.livejournal.com]

My eyes change colour... sort of.
They look brown unless there's something green near my eyes, which is when they look hazely.




Oh, and Shrub asked me to tell you that he has decided thet the two of you are soul mates. Seems he has a lutefisk fetish.

[misscam.livejournal.com]

:P:P

Isn't Bush coming to Europe too? Bah. I think I almost liked him better when he was trying to piss us off and not being all smarmy charming to get us to see his viewpoint.

[misscam.livejournal.com]

Just don't go lusting Legolas with those eyes of yours :P

[misscam.livejournal.com]

How dull are you :P

[misscam.livejournal.com]

I'll be happy to smack several lutefisk at him.

[avari-elf.livejournal.com]

being all smarmy charming to get us to see his viewpoint
I don't know about other countries, but I don't see that happening in France. People are still pretty pissed-off about the whole crazy anti-French campaign.

[shandydann]

with Gimli and Lina to look out for him, not likely.

Besides he's suffered enough ;)

[misscam.livejournal.com]

We'll see how it goes. But they cannot expect instant love again, that's for sure.

[misscam.livejournal.com]

And his suffering not likely to stop anytime soon, really. Sues be everywhere still.

[shandydann]

It is awful, hopefully as Orli does more work the sues will get bored and the misery will be spread among his other characters.

Perhaps, the characters should set up a support group?

I wish they would read the books. I mean, theres a whole middle earth out there to play with. Why can't they do one from the Haradrim point of view?

[greyladybast.livejournal.com]

A secret? Now, if I told you, it wouldn't be secret, would it? Still, you asked, so I suppose I can give one up that I'm no longer really using.

*thinks*

The older I grow, the less I like to get wet. Nobody knows this, because I still swim and shower and take long candlelit baths once in a while and such, but honestly, if I could get clean without getting wet, I'd never go in the water again.

Well, maybe not never, but certainly one helluva lot less. But, I can't stand my own stink, thus, water.

Bast

[sinneahtes.livejournal.com]

I know I've already told you my "deep, dark secret." (As if I've been keeping it from anyone, really.) But Mom went from saying, "Let's just not tell anyone" to "I DENY ALL GENETIC RELATION TO THAT MAN!" when I told her about seeing him say "Black men die sooner than white men" (while sitting right next to a black man) in his bullshit justification for what he wants to do to Social Security.

Dunno what "real" secrets about me there are, unless there's something you want to ask. :P I'm so boring.

Feel better soon.

[aervir.livejournal.com]

Psst, I'm secretly channeling the ghost of Tolkien. But don't tell anyone. No, seriously, I haven't got any dark secrets at all. I'm boring as hell.

And I do hope you'll make a quick recovery from that nasssty flu.

[chem-nerd.livejournal.com]

Dark secrets...hmm, my secrets aren't all that dark. But my PPC agent is working on creating a secret chemical to eliminate sueishness...or maybe just eliminate Sues. That'd work too. So far, the best we've found is sulfuric acid, but we're hoping to find something better.

[greyladybast.livejournal.com]

Oh, they'll expect instant love again, count on it. And when they don't get it, they'll pout and whine and throw bombs temper tantrums.

I weep for my country.

Bast

[psychicsaphie.livejournal.com]

Whoooosh whooosh. Whoooosh Whoooosh.

CAM...I AM YOUR FATHER.

[alswaiter.livejournal.com]

I have a secret, but it is for me to know and reveal when I want.

Oh fine. I steal all my artwork. And that picture that I "drew", it's actually a photograph of a serial killer. MWAHAHAHAHAHHA!


As for the topic of Bush, a lot of people weren't happy when he visited Ottawa for the day. He even thanked the Canadians who came to wave at him "using all five fingers". I find that amusing.

I did go downtown that day, and I saw an LotR related protest sign comparing them to orcs. We got a picture of it, unfortunately the picture quality is crap, so we can't make out what was on the sign.

It made me chuckle. %D

[elvea-aure.livejournal.com]

Morgoth, probably. It's why he dislikes Sauron so badly. Being a Dark Lord gets frustrating when your son is trying to usurp your title, you know.