The things you learn...

[misscam]

Well, today I learned something about someone I did not see coming. Which just comes to show it's really hard to know someone online.

So, anyone got something they've kept secret for me? Spill it today, when nothing can surprise me more than we're I'm currently at. (With the possible exception of Bush declaring his everlasting love for me and none of us want to see that now, now do we?)

Flu still evil. My body feels like it's had a beating and my head's full of cotton. Bro's sick too. Happy days. But hey, puts me in the right mood to write angst.

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[nymeria.livejournal.com]

I am secretely...

SAURON'S MOTHER.

[shandydann]

That could be a really scary Sue story in the wrong hands.

[slickmeister.livejournal.com]

I KNEW it.

[misscam.livejournal.com]

Who'd you have him with, you evil woman?

[avari-elf.livejournal.com]

Condoleeza Rice came to my school yesterday. No, wait, that's true.

I'm Snape's sekret Luv!!11!!eleventyone!! Lo, teh wangst is great!

[misscam.livejournal.com]

:P:P

Isn't Bush coming to Europe too? Bah. I think I almost liked him better when he was trying to piss us off and not being all smarmy charming to get us to see his viewpoint.

[shandydann]

I have Mary Sue urpley wilverly eyes (well they cycle from Green to grey to blue) depending on what light they are in.

ihlanya swears that she has never seen eyes change colour as much as mine do.

Try carrot and corriander soup, it's a natural antibiotic (either that or antiseptic), and put lots of sage and basil in your food.

[misscam.livejournal.com]

Just don't go lusting Legolas with those eyes of yours :P

[evilfen.livejournal.com]

hmmm *thinks*
nup, no secrets here i don't think
nothing earth shattering anyway....or interesting cause even i can't think of them!

eat honey too...its got antis in it too :)

[misscam.livejournal.com]

How dull are you :P

[git-the-goddess.livejournal.com]

My eyes change colour... sort of.
They look brown unless there's something green near my eyes, which is when they look hazely.




Oh, and Shrub asked me to tell you that he has decided thet the two of you are soul mates. Seems he has a lutefisk fetish.

[misscam.livejournal.com]

I'll be happy to smack several lutefisk at him.

[greyladybast.livejournal.com]

A secret? Now, if I told you, it wouldn't be secret, would it? Still, you asked, so I suppose I can give one up that I'm no longer really using.

*thinks*

The older I grow, the less I like to get wet. Nobody knows this, because I still swim and shower and take long candlelit baths once in a while and such, but honestly, if I could get clean without getting wet, I'd never go in the water again.

Well, maybe not never, but certainly one helluva lot less. But, I can't stand my own stink, thus, water.

Bast

[misscam.livejournal.com]

And I hate socks. Really *hate* them. Wear them only when it's a choice between them and freezing to death.

We're irrational beings we humans, ne?

[sinneahtes.livejournal.com]

I know I've already told you my "deep, dark secret." (As if I've been keeping it from anyone, really.) But Mom went from saying, "Let's just not tell anyone" to "I DENY ALL GENETIC RELATION TO THAT MAN!" when I told her about seeing him say "Black men die sooner than white men" (while sitting right next to a black man) in his bullshit justification for what he wants to do to Social Security.

Dunno what "real" secrets about me there are, unless there's something you want to ask. :P I'm so boring.

Feel better soon.

[misscam.livejournal.com]

Better boring than Bush, eh? ;)

[aervir.livejournal.com]

Psst, I'm secretly channeling the ghost of Tolkien. But don't tell anyone. No, seriously, I haven't got any dark secrets at all. I'm boring as hell.

And I do hope you'll make a quick recovery from that nasssty flu.

[misscam.livejournal.com]

So am I. Dull, dull, dull. Like my country. Nothing much ever happens to us.

[chem-nerd.livejournal.com]

Dark secrets...hmm, my secrets aren't all that dark. But my PPC agent is working on creating a secret chemical to eliminate sueishness...or maybe just eliminate Sues. That'd work too. So far, the best we've found is sulfuric acid, but we're hoping to find something better.

[forceofhobbit.livejournal.com]

Have you thought about using a strong base? NaOH would work nicely—turn them into soap. ^_^

[psychicsaphie.livejournal.com]

Whoooosh whooosh. Whoooosh Whoooosh.

CAM...I AM YOUR FATHER.

[b2wm.livejournal.com]

Icon love!

Despite having been a reformed Hurin luster for two years, I still worry that I mis-characterize Boromir and Denethor in fic and rants. (Not as bad as the icon one, I very well hope...) Also, I sometimes search Voles on Crack for threesomes and incest fics. Yeah, yet another slasher out of the closet, but only for AU/Schadenfreude...

[alswaiter.livejournal.com]

I have a secret, but it is for me to know and reveal when I want.

Oh fine. I steal all my artwork. And that picture that I "drew", it's actually a photograph of a serial killer. MWAHAHAHAHAHHA!


As for the topic of Bush, a lot of people weren't happy when he visited Ottawa for the day. He even thanked the Canadians who came to wave at him "using all five fingers". I find that amusing.

I did go downtown that day, and I saw an LotR related protest sign comparing them to orcs. We got a picture of it, unfortunately the picture quality is crap, so we can't make out what was on the sign.

It made me chuckle. %D

[misscam.livejournal.com]

Aaaw.

It disturbs me that Bush sometimes does show to have a sense of humour. I like people with a sense of humour. I don't want to like him.

It's a cruel world.

[elvea-aure.livejournal.com]

Well, there's always the fact that I've been a Legoluster for a whole ten minutes... then I unfroze the screen and thwacked myself, followed by downing a good amount of Bleeprin to make it go away.

[misscam.livejournal.com]

If only all recovered as fast as you...

[sliven.livejournal.com]

I am secretly a very nice person.
Please don't tell anyone, it could ruin my reputation...

Oh, and I'm addicted to italics.

[misscam.livejournal.com]

That's secret now? And here I've been telling everyone... ;)

[reia.livejournal.com]

I don't have any secrets. I am so boring. Oh yeah, I am sekritly in love with Orlando Bloom, but only when he has Stubble.

Mmmmm, Stuuubble.

[misscam.livejournal.com]

*sniggers* Not beard?

[perepip.livejournal.com]

Deep dark secrets? Well...

I secretly wonder what it's like to make out with another girl. (or at all, for that matter, but that's beside the point)

That and the fact that I am desperately in love with Carl from "Van Helsing"... ^_^

[misscam.livejournal.com]

*pats* I feel for you. Even in a friar outfit David Wenham is still... Mmm.

[buttercup87.livejournal.com]

I secretly had a little bit of a thing for Faramir until I saw the movies.

[buttercup87.livejournal.com]

And now I don't have a thing for anyone.

[forceofhobbit.livejournal.com]

Deep, dark secret: I used to think that "Elven Princess of Legolas" was teh gr8test. Thankfully, the Mary Sues community on LJ reported her as being a twit, and I learned my lesson. =)

[misscam.livejournal.com]

Does the memory still pain you?

[lotus79.livejournal.com]

umm... I am really a 90yo man?

*is curious what you found out that was such a big surprise*

[agentmaly.livejournal.com]

My eyes change colour, too! Whee.

I'm stalking you.

Um.. I possess information that could be of great use to everybody, and I'm witholding it. And I'm not sure if that's the correct spelling of witholding, but withholding looks even weirder, so.. *shrugs*

[misscam.livejournal.com]

*raises an eyebrow all the way up to her hair*