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The hobbits and Jess all turned, facing the all too familiar sight of two Dark Lords quarrelling. Yet, there was something off with the scene. Jess couldn’t quite put her finger on it.
“You’re as sexy as an eyeball,” Morgoth snorted. “No wonder you have less lusters than I, the Ancient Enemy of the Elves, Evil in the sexiest form known to Man. And Elves.”
“I was an eyeball!” Sauron countered.
“And your sex-appeal never recovered!”
The two paused unexpectedly, looking around, failing to notice the hobbits and Jess in the dim light of the not-yet-morning.
“We are alone.” Sauron said, his voice now without any hint of anger.
*waggles eyebrows*
(Oh yeah, and hasn't gone through any stages of proofreading or beta yet, so...)
The hobbits and Jess all turned, facing the all too familiar sight of two Dark Lords quarrelling. Yet, there was something off with the scene. Jess couldn’t quite put her finger on it.
“You’re as sexy as an eyeball,” Morgoth snorted. “No wonder you have less lusters than I, the Ancient Enemy of the Elves, Evil in the sexiest form known to Man. And Elves.”
“I was an eyeball!” Sauron countered.
“And your sex-appeal never recovered!”
The two paused unexpectedly, looking around, failing to notice the hobbits and Jess in the dim light of the not-yet-morning.
“We are alone.” Sauron said, his voice now without any hint of anger.
*waggles eyebrows*
(Oh yeah, and hasn't gone through any stages of proofreading or beta yet, so...)
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Re: (Eyes widen)
Date: 2003-04-08 04:18 pm (UTC)AHAHAHAHAHAHA! Too funny! I love googlisms.com, I really do.