Oh, Look! Asshats!

[misscam]

Remember our friend Phelps and his lovely words to Sweden after the tsunami? I'm sure a lot of you do. And he's still screaming.

Tsunami monument

Picking on the Swedish Royal family

Picking on the Swedish Royal Familiy II

Åke Green monumenl - he got a jail sentence in Sweden for incitement to hatred, I believe.

The mind boggles. The foot aches for a good kicking. What the hell are they picking on Sweden for? What's little, peaceful and cute Sweden ever done to them? And when will they go after equally little, peaceful and cute Norway?

I want to cuddle little Scandinavia and pretend the rest of the world doesn't exist.

ETA: Cooking with semen? Come again? (Don't click this link if your parents are around.)

Comments

[belegcuthalion.livejournal.com]

*cuddles Scandinavia with you*

That guy makes me sick.

[honorh.livejournal.com]

Bah. Phelps. Why shouldn't he pick on Sweden? He picks on everybody else. The only people who pass muster with him are probably the members of his own family who haven't left him yet. I wouldn't *want* him to approve of me. If he starts picking on Norway, you should brag about it.

[aervir.livejournal.com]

What. The. Fuck?

Sorry for the swearing, but my eloquence has suddenly left me after clicking on those links. And I'm sure that my eloquence is nothing compared to Phelps's: You are the drippings from the Devil's own penis. Now that completely changes my impression of Sweden...

*offers hugs to cute little Scandinavia as well*

[siraj.livejournal.com]

*gives sympathy hugs to you and the rest of the counties*

One of these days, Phelps is just going to 'accidentally' run into a sledgehammer from 'God'... have patience, he'll get his...

[vulgarweed.livejournal.com]

Me, I just wanna nuke that flaming pusboil and all his festering pusdripping minions of the face of the fucking planet.


That's a very American response, I know. :P

[siraj.livejournal.com]

*looks into getting a 'blow up Phelps' button custom-made for his keyboard*

[misscam.livejournal.com]

And then some. There be assholes and there be Phelps.

[misscam.livejournal.com]

Maybe after I've hissed into my drink.

[misscam.livejournal.com]

He's so eloquent, too. So poetic vaxing in his hatred. Only not.

[misscam.livejournal.com]

Or a hammer from Thor...

[misscam.livejournal.com]

But sometimes, American responses can be right...


NUUUUUUKE!

[siraj.livejournal.com]

Both... both would be better...

I'd rather overkill than simple maiming...

[ekwy.livejournal.com]

All right. Now I'm pissed. I mean, not that I wasn't before with this guy, but now I'm REALLY pissed. Where does this man get his information? His own deranged mind? FAR from 20, 000 Swedes died in the tsunami, but it was bad enough, I tell you, since we have such a teeny-tiny population in the first place. This man has to check his sources, because they are laughing at him behind his back.

Phelps is NOT alllowed to make fun of our royal family. They may not be the brightest bulbs in the box, but they don't deserve this. *fumes*

Yeah, Åke Green is a delightful chap. Very against homosexuals and protested wildly about them. Said they were the spawn of the Devil and whatnot. He belongs in jail. Perhaps that man shouldn't live in Sweden, where we have laws protecting homosexuals, and where they have their own parade every Summer and a Gala where they give out prizes for 'Gay Guy of the Year' and stuff. That's one of my favourite things about Sweden: The Gay Gala. Yeah, I think Åke Green should leave. We don't want him here.

*cuddles Scandinavia* Don't worry, I'll hold you...

[sinneahtes.livejournal.com]

Well, this guy and his moronic sheep came after The University of Hartford. You have to be pretty damn stupid/lame/bored to decide to come all the way up here to target us for anything (even though he planned to and didn't and his followers came him his stead), so I'm not entirely surprised he's so obsessive about Sweden, either.

But still, if only I could invent something for someone to clamp over his mouth that fed the sound, amplified to deafining, unbearable levels, straight to his ears and only HIS ears. Maybe it wouldn't teach him, but then at least we wouldn't have to hear him.

But hey, since he seems to like "kings and their immodest daugthers," he can have this picture of Jenna Bush at her daddy's inaugural ball.

[kittycatness.livejournal.com]

Why is he picking on Sweden? There's nothing wrong with Sweden. At all. And why the heck is this man being so HATEFUL? That makes me angry. It's not nice to make people angry.

-hugs Scandinavia-

[sasja-sokolov.livejournal.com]

*sporfle* That Jenna Bush picture is hilarious. Thank you for posting that, it made my day. ;D

Mr. Phelps is a disgusting waste of carbon. What does homosexuality have to do with the Swedes that died in the Tsunami disaster? I'm sure that at least *some* of those fatalities were straight people, probably some of them churchgoing Christians. And the Sweedish royal children are fucking each other, and animals? WTF?

[krazykat.livejournal.com]

Wow, I have an intense admiration for your nation. I wish my nation had a Gay Gala. Frack, I wish my nation realized that homosexuals were included in the "pursuit of happiness" bit and the "all men are created equal" passage...

*huggles Scandinavia*

[misscam.livejournal.com]

I think it says something when even Åke Green thinks these people are nuts...

I read somewhere that the Swedish Royal family are looking into legal action to get the nasty stuff about them down, so we'll see.

Gay Gala sound delightful. Maybe I'll even turn gay for a day just for you, Phelps.

[misscam.livejournal.com]

I'm sure he's ever-so grateful.

I sure as hell ain't sending him any pics of *my* Royal family.

[misscam.livejournal.com]

He gets off on it, probably. Makes him feel all important.

[kittycatness.livejournal.com]

Probably. But if he can be made to feel important by insulting a nation for no reason, especially such a CUTE nation, then he needs to see someone about that.

[honorh.livejournal.com]

Would I deny you that pleasure?

[siraj.livejournal.com]

preferably someone with murderous intent and a lot of blunt, heavy objects at their disposal.

[honorh.livejournal.com]

Okay, awful of me, I know, but I had to sporfle at that statement. Sounds so much like what a GAFFer might say about a particularly bad piece of crapfic.

Besides, Phelps, any theologian worth her salt knows that Satan, being spirit, doesn't properly have a gender, let alone a penis.

[kittycatness.livejournal.com]

Exactly.