Oh, Look! Asshats!

[misscam]

Remember our friend Phelps and his lovely words to Sweden after the tsunami? I'm sure a lot of you do. And he's still screaming.

Tsunami monument

Picking on the Swedish Royal family

Picking on the Swedish Royal Familiy II

Åke Green monumenl - he got a jail sentence in Sweden for incitement to hatred, I believe.

The mind boggles. The foot aches for a good kicking. What the hell are they picking on Sweden for? What's little, peaceful and cute Sweden ever done to them? And when will they go after equally little, peaceful and cute Norway?

I want to cuddle little Scandinavia and pretend the rest of the world doesn't exist.

ETA: Cooking with semen? Come again? (Don't click this link if your parents are around.)

Comments

[belegcuthalion.livejournal.com]

*cuddles Scandinavia with you*

That guy makes me sick.

[misscam.livejournal.com]

And then some. There be assholes and there be Phelps.

[honorh.livejournal.com]

Bah. Phelps. Why shouldn't he pick on Sweden? He picks on everybody else. The only people who pass muster with him are probably the members of his own family who haven't left him yet. I wouldn't *want* him to approve of me. If he starts picking on Norway, you should brag about it.

[misscam.livejournal.com]

Maybe after I've hissed into my drink.

[aervir.livejournal.com]

What. The. Fuck?

Sorry for the swearing, but my eloquence has suddenly left me after clicking on those links. And I'm sure that my eloquence is nothing compared to Phelps's: You are the drippings from the Devil's own penis. Now that completely changes my impression of Sweden...

*offers hugs to cute little Scandinavia as well*

[misscam.livejournal.com]

He's so eloquent, too. So poetic vaxing in his hatred. Only not.

[honorh.livejournal.com]

Okay, awful of me, I know, but I had to sporfle at that statement. Sounds so much like what a GAFFer might say about a particularly bad piece of crapfic.

Besides, Phelps, any theologian worth her salt knows that Satan, being spirit, doesn't properly have a gender, let alone a penis.

[siraj.livejournal.com]

*gives sympathy hugs to you and the rest of the counties*

One of these days, Phelps is just going to 'accidentally' run into a sledgehammer from 'God'... have patience, he'll get his...

[misscam.livejournal.com]

Or a hammer from Thor...

[vulgarweed.livejournal.com]

Me, I just wanna nuke that flaming pusboil and all his festering pusdripping minions of the face of the fucking planet.


That's a very American response, I know. :P

[siraj.livejournal.com]

*looks into getting a 'blow up Phelps' button custom-made for his keyboard*

[ekwy.livejournal.com]

All right. Now I'm pissed. I mean, not that I wasn't before with this guy, but now I'm REALLY pissed. Where does this man get his information? His own deranged mind? FAR from 20, 000 Swedes died in the tsunami, but it was bad enough, I tell you, since we have such a teeny-tiny population in the first place. This man has to check his sources, because they are laughing at him behind his back.

Phelps is NOT alllowed to make fun of our royal family. They may not be the brightest bulbs in the box, but they don't deserve this. *fumes*

Yeah, Åke Green is a delightful chap. Very against homosexuals and protested wildly about them. Said they were the spawn of the Devil and whatnot. He belongs in jail. Perhaps that man shouldn't live in Sweden, where we have laws protecting homosexuals, and where they have their own parade every Summer and a Gala where they give out prizes for 'Gay Guy of the Year' and stuff. That's one of my favourite things about Sweden: The Gay Gala. Yeah, I think Åke Green should leave. We don't want him here.

*cuddles Scandinavia* Don't worry, I'll hold you...

[krazykat.livejournal.com]

Wow, I have an intense admiration for your nation. I wish my nation had a Gay Gala. Frack, I wish my nation realized that homosexuals were included in the "pursuit of happiness" bit and the "all men are created equal" passage...

*huggles Scandinavia*

[sinneahtes.livejournal.com]

Well, this guy and his moronic sheep came after The University of Hartford. You have to be pretty damn stupid/lame/bored to decide to come all the way up here to target us for anything (even though he planned to and didn't and his followers came him his stead), so I'm not entirely surprised he's so obsessive about Sweden, either.

But still, if only I could invent something for someone to clamp over his mouth that fed the sound, amplified to deafining, unbearable levels, straight to his ears and only HIS ears. Maybe it wouldn't teach him, but then at least we wouldn't have to hear him.

But hey, since he seems to like "kings and their immodest daugthers," he can have this picture of Jenna Bush at her daddy's inaugural ball.

[sasja-sokolov.livejournal.com]

*sporfle* That Jenna Bush picture is hilarious. Thank you for posting that, it made my day. ;D

Mr. Phelps is a disgusting waste of carbon. What does homosexuality have to do with the Swedes that died in the Tsunami disaster? I'm sure that at least *some* of those fatalities were straight people, probably some of them churchgoing Christians. And the Sweedish royal children are fucking each other, and animals? WTF?

[kittycatness.livejournal.com]

Why is he picking on Sweden? There's nothing wrong with Sweden. At all. And why the heck is this man being so HATEFUL? That makes me angry. It's not nice to make people angry.

-hugs Scandinavia-

[misscam.livejournal.com]

He gets off on it, probably. Makes him feel all important.

[lotus79.livejournal.com]

Wow, is that the Swedish prince you were telling me about last night? I've changed my mind--I don't think I'd mind being Princess of Sweden at all, if that's what I'd get to snuggle up to!

And I can help them sling whales at Phelps. And bring Great Whites from Australia.

[misscam.livejournal.com]

Go for the Danish one instead then ;)

Bring a few crocs too. We need heavy ammo.

[mademoisellenon.livejournal.com]

This is so pathetic, I want to laugh or cry. Still undecided which. Of course it horrifies me but the idea that there are people who actually believe this idiocy... There are no words, really!
The preacher should be extradited by Sweden and put on trial or better yet have the U.S. do it. Then again, that bloody freedom of speech that lets scum like this get away with everything he says.

[misscam.livejournal.com]

He wouldn't really in Sweden or Norway, as we have laws against incitement for hatred.

I'll just have to take over the US and put Scandinavian laws in place.

Wolverining Phelps?

[musemistress.livejournal.com]

I think I dreamed of that sweddish prince last night. He looks the same anyway. We were both part of a huge acting project of reinactment larp caught on camera...when things started going wrong and we started morphing into our characters at one point and some actually became vampires and some became mutants...like me and him with our wolverine claws coming from our knuckles. :)

Can I use them on Phelps in my dreams? Mmm nice.

In any case...I am so waiting for Phelps to turn his beady little eye to Holland. The Netherlands. The place where all he considers evil and bad sort of spirals into a concrete city called Amsterdam and where homosexuality is so much accepted that they even have vollyball clubs and teenage bars for it.

If he says this shit about gay men, wonder what he would say about gay women? Would it make much of a difference to his fascist, single-celled peanuthead?

Honestly. How DARE he condone the deaths of innocents...even children who wouldn't know what the ratstails fuck what he is yabbering about with his forked tongue!! (excuse the language) If he wants to purge the world of evilness, he should go to Indonesia and screw with those parisites preying on the helpless orphans left behind after that tragedy. Or maybe he would join them...the brainless prick!! *fumes*

And I really doubt he ever reads the bible where it clearly states. 'Love thy neighbour as ye love thyself'.

I think he has a 'self hatred' issue more than anything


~Mel~

Re: Wolverining Phelps?

[misscam.livejournal.com]

Phelps would probably get epileptic fits from all the countries in Europe he'd like to take on. OMG, we're all so siiiiiiinful and allow gays rto have right and OMG, respect for other lifestyles! Not to mention women's rights.

I think he hates gay women too. And yeah, he's gotta have some issues.

[chem-nerd.livejournal.com]

W.T.F?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! Pardon my excessive punctuation, but it just seemed necessary, somehow. How, pray tell, does someone "look like an anal copulator"? And what, exactly, is so slutty or gay about the King's kids? They're wearing a lot more than the Bush girls.

Evil Phelps! I want to slice him and dice him. I want to defenestrate him. I want to douse him in H₂SO₄. I will make him read volumes and volumes of Balrog/Nazgul and Sauron/Morgoth slash and burn it into his memory, and THEN I'll get nasty. Calling all minis within a 5 light-year radius: come quickly. Rip him to shreds. But don't kill him. I'm not done torturing him yet... Who wants to join me?

[siraj.livejournal.com]

*holds up his German Longsword* count me in!

And you could always subject him to bad Mary Sue fics too...

[alswaiter.livejournal.com]

I wish this guy would lose some parts in this steamroller of his, that he would actually stop and think about what he's teaching... or at least, the method of his teaching. Spreading hate like this in the name of Christianity makes me angry and sad at the same time. He's giving those, like me, who care about every single soul's importance and value, seem like we're hating everyone who isn't like us for no reason at all. That and that we all seem like raving lunatics.

I personally would like to know where he's getting his information about the Royal Family. And if I were face to face, I'd tell him to watch his mouth. *sigh* That man worries me.

[misscam.livejournal.com]

He just makes it all up - he's got the number of dead Swedes all wrong, so it's not like he's one for accuracy.

[silvery-lass.livejournal.com]

And here I was looking forward to having a good day. I want to cry but I'm still to traumatized.

[siraj.livejournal.com]

*patpats and offers chocolate in small consolation* it's okay, with the bad karma Phelps is racking up, he'll try to stop a Gay Pride parade here and simply be crushed as everyone walks over him...

[perhatikan.livejournal.com]

I really don't understand how Phelps thinks he can get away with all that hate he spouts and that there might be people actually listening and believing that crap (excuse the language).

It's probably been said before but let him come to the Netherlands, the land of legalized prostitution, soft drugs and gay marriages. We're probably 'hell on earth' in his book. And used to being critisized about it. Perhaps Phelps is a closet gay person himself, lashing out because he's in denial and using Chistianity as an excuse. I wonder if my cousin's pet piranha are hungry...though I think he would give them stomach problems.

[chem-nerd.livejournal.com]

Perhaps Phelps is a closet gay person himself, lashing out because he's in denial and using Chistianity as an excuse. I wonder if my cousin's pet piranha are hungry...though I think he would give them stomach problems.

Almost certainly.

[(Anonymous)]

Actually I just realised this guy doesn't make me mad. He makes me laugh. If he's that incredibly blinded by hate he'll always be a miserable person, the only one he hurts by hating is himself and he can hurt himself as much as he wants as far as I'm concerned so let him hate away.
/Haru Asayake (a Swede btw)

[misscam.livejournal.com]

Yes, but he can't even hate with style. It's sad.

[(Anonymous)]

Pathetic, pathetic, and pathetic.
I don't care about what Phelps is saying, since I know he's wrong. But it's annoying. There is nothing wrong with our royal family, or my precious country.

They're freeing Åke Green. They didn't think he had done anything wrong. Excuse me while I'm off strangling Göta Hovrätt.

[misscam.livejournal.com]

*rolls eyes*

Well, at least he ain't a Phelps.

[losseniaiel.livejournal.com]

I hope deranged iguanas gnaw his ugly head off, the stupid arrogant prick. There is NO excuse for showing joy at indiscriminate death.

[misscam.livejournal.com]

May be be nibbled to death by platypuses.

(Also, hee, icon!)

[sliven.livejournal.com]

Phelps is in trouble. I've got Plans for him. Very imaginative plans, I assure you... *Muhaha*.
That site is really... weird. Makes you wonder if it's a fake, mad just to upset people, it's just so... weird.
I mean, that monument... it's freaky!

[peace-weasel.livejournal.com]

Have him slobbered to death by giraffes!

(Weird, I know, but you guys' were hard to beat.)

[chem-nerd.livejournal.com]

Why not just have the giraffes kick him in the head and be done with it?