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adoralyna. Story by misscam & adoralyna. Warning - graphic intensive! And naughty! And baaaad photomanips (on purpose)!
One day, little Cam was wangsting and angsting over how her lovelife was lackluster and lo and behold, she fell into her Lord of the Rings book and found herself in Orthanc. And Saruman, enthralled by her great breasts, shagged her and awed her with his great "staff". Alas, their moment was interrupted by an unexpected visitor.
And Gandalf did ask Cam to repent from her evil ways, and Cam did refuse. Until one day, she felt unwanted attention on her.
me Uruk-hai. me ogle Cam.
In despair, Cam fled her love Saruman, for surely, the Uruk-hai would ravish her. And thus it was she fell into a Hobbit!Sandwitch.
Lovingly, Cam followed the hobbits and single-handedly threw the Ringwraiths from Weathertop for interrupting her beautysleep, sheesh. All the way to Rivendell they went undisturbed and there was greeted by Elrond, the greatest ass of Middle-earth, who at once was smitten and declared Cam had to join the Fellowship and keep their morale up by shagging all.
Cam dideth agree. And they walked and walked and Cam shaggeth and shaggeth and enjoyed the lovely ski up Caradhras, for she was after all Norwegian.
'Learn to take the cold like a Norwegian you pussy Elf!' thought Cam, ad singelhandedly skied the entire Fellowship up the mountain and into Lothlorien, where she was greeted and loved by Galadriel.
Galadriel wanted to offer Cam her Ring, but Cam would rather take Sam. And Aragorn, who had been eyeing her since the Weathertop Toss Incident. And because Cam was kind and obliging, she did rock his boat.
Alas, such good times could not last and Lurtz, still missing his darling Cam, dideth attack. Sadly, he mistook Cam for Boromir, but Cam wasn't too bothered. One less to shag could maybe been some sleeping time at last.
But when they had sunk the greatest biceps of Gondor, they did notice that the Hobbits had also gone. But Cam wasn't too worried. Gimli was giving her the eye and the small-sized loving she had come to crave.
And thus the four hunters set forth, for Cam knew Rohan was on the edge of despair, and surely, a good Norwegian shag would cheer them up.
And there our tale ends - for now...
Stay tuned for more exciting tales of Cam in Middle-earth! Coming to you courtsey of Sauron Inc, Bringers of Bad Entertainment everywhere!
adoralyna. Story by misscam & adoralyna. Warning - graphic intensive! And naughty! And baaaad photomanips (on purpose)! One day, little Cam was wangsting and angsting over how her lovelife was lackluster and lo and behold, she fell into her Lord of the Rings book and found herself in Orthanc. And Saruman, enthralled by her great breasts, shagged her and awed her with his great "staff". Alas, their moment was interrupted by an unexpected visitor.
And Gandalf did ask Cam to repent from her evil ways, and Cam did refuse. Until one day, she felt unwanted attention on her.
me Uruk-hai. me ogle Cam.
In despair, Cam fled her love Saruman, for surely, the Uruk-hai would ravish her. And thus it was she fell into a Hobbit!Sandwitch.
Lovingly, Cam followed the hobbits and single-handedly threw the Ringwraiths from Weathertop for interrupting her beautysleep, sheesh. All the way to Rivendell they went undisturbed and there was greeted by Elrond, the greatest ass of Middle-earth, who at once was smitten and declared Cam had to join the Fellowship and keep their morale up by shagging all.
Cam dideth agree. And they walked and walked and Cam shaggeth and shaggeth and enjoyed the lovely ski up Caradhras, for she was after all Norwegian.
'Learn to take the cold like a Norwegian you pussy Elf!' thought Cam, ad singelhandedly skied the entire Fellowship up the mountain and into Lothlorien, where she was greeted and loved by Galadriel.
Galadriel wanted to offer Cam her Ring, but Cam would rather take Sam. And Aragorn, who had been eyeing her since the Weathertop Toss Incident. And because Cam was kind and obliging, she did rock his boat.
Alas, such good times could not last and Lurtz, still missing his darling Cam, dideth attack. Sadly, he mistook Cam for Boromir, but Cam wasn't too bothered. One less to shag could maybe been some sleeping time at last.
But when they had sunk the greatest biceps of Gondor, they did notice that the Hobbits had also gone. But Cam wasn't too worried. Gimli was giving her the eye and the small-sized loving she had come to crave.
And thus the four hunters set forth, for Cam knew Rohan was on the edge of despair, and surely, a good Norwegian shag would cheer them up.
And there our tale ends - for now...
Stay tuned for more exciting tales of Cam in Middle-earth! Coming to you courtsey of Sauron Inc, Bringers of Bad Entertainment everywhere!
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Date: 2005-03-12 09:57 pm (UTC)Did I scare you with my fangirly-ness?
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Date: 2005-03-12 10:02 pm (UTC)Alright, it's sunday evening, I last slept early friday morning and I STILL find that disturbing.
Also the photoshopping could have been better, but that is likely the inner-geek in me, unless the signing purple cats are making it hard to see things right now.
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Date: 2005-03-13 03:03 am (UTC)thx for linking us to this, Adora ;)
but I think this last pic of Rosie is the best one lololol
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Date: 2005-03-12 10:17 pm (UTC)That was the funniest thing I've read in a long, long time.
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Date: 2005-03-12 10:38 pm (UTC)As for Aragorn: Stay off a mah MAN, bitch!
I think the sunglasses definitely add something.
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Date: 2005-03-12 10:43 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-03-12 10:42 pm (UTC)Anyway was the same pic used for the manip? If so I didn't realize you could use one pic for so many things.
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Date: 2005-03-12 10:45 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-03-12 10:49 pm (UTC)But I give you an award for Most Creative Use of a RL Photograph.
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Date: 2005-03-12 11:07 pm (UTC)*hides*
Date: 2005-03-12 11:22 pm (UTC)But very funny all the same...
I'd like to recommend all of Silvver Phoenix's work for the Harry Potter recomendation thingy. Her parodies are absolutely hilarious.
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Date: 2005-03-13 02:21 am (UTC)At least no elves with tattoos today.
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Date: 2005-03-13 10:26 am (UTC)Besides, I'm a pervy Boromir-fancier, so you can have the man who's still not king at this stage of the events.
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Date: 2005-03-13 04:57 pm (UTC):P
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Date: 2005-03-14 01:28 am (UTC)Hahahahahaha! Just what I need on a monday
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Date: 2005-03-14 01:01 pm (UTC)Ahem. I meant to say; "Hah! Stupid pussy elf! Mahahahahahahaa!!!!"
Eomer is so sad. I think he needs cheering up. And the rest of his eored.
Dragonlet asks: Need help?
Bwahahahahaha!!!
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Date: 2005-03-14 02:29 pm (UTC)