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What kind of CSI Fanfic are you?
LJ Username
Favourite CSI Character
CSI: Miami
You are comedy
Your title would be Once upon a Time in Las Vegas
Your rating would be NC-17
The main event in your fic would be hard, sweaty, multiple partner sex
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It's a sure sign of how sad I am that I at once started pondering what partners that would entail. (Sara/Warrick/Catherine? Nick/Catherine/Warrick? Grissom/Sara/Catherine/Warrick/Nick/Greg?) Mind like a sink, mine.

And I want that t-shirt. (Wouldn't mind the guy inside it, either.) Seriously, that t-shirt kicks all kinds of ass. I want.

I shall be heading back home later on this Saturday, so you'll find me back on my usual IMs then. I'll pretend you all missed me horribly.

In the news:
An interesting summary of the Terri Schiavo case, if you feel a bit lost at sea over the arguments. It's a heartbreaking case - and of course, some try to use it for political gain. Shut *up*, Shrub the Other.
Of course, no current event is truly current without someone writing bad smut about it. The story apparently got pulled, but you can still find the GAFF comments here. I'm lost for words, truly.

Finally,

GOD PÅSKE!

Date: 2005-03-25 10:46 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ruth-the-sleuth.livejournal.com
...gleefully thrusting his member into her yawning vagina."

I'm sure I'm the only one who has a mental image of a vagina in a fleece nightcap going down to the kitchen to warm up some milk.

Date: 2005-03-25 10:52 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] misscam.livejournal.com
I shouldn't laugh, but I do.

With fluffy slippers, probably.

Date: 2005-03-25 10:57 pm (UTC)
ext_23294: Gil Grissom from CSI wearing a stupid hat. (Default)
From: [identity profile] velocityofsound.livejournal.com
I feel the need to share with you my results to said meme, before I retire this evening.

You are: hardcore porno
Your title would be: Criminally Sexy Individuals
Your rating would be: NC-17
The main event in your fic would be: Shippy Love *sigh*

Right on that nail's head. POW!
And how pissed are you didn't get Criminally Sexy Individuals? Heh.

My dream threesome: Greg/Nick/Archie sexfest, while playing videogames.

Okay, off to bed. Even my vagina is yawning.

Date: 2005-03-25 11:00 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] misscam.livejournal.com
Damn you and your yawning vagina for getting a sexier result! :P

See, now you've just given me mental images of Archie's creative uses of joysticks with Greg and Nick. Damn you triple.

Date: 2005-03-25 11:34 pm (UTC)
ext_23294: Gil Grissom from CSI wearing a stupid hat. (Default)
From: [identity profile] velocityofsound.livejournal.com
Okay, I had to delete my first comment because I left a tag open like a poopy-head. I really need to be sleeping. God damn Internet- fuck Al Gore for inventing you in the first place.

Just kidding Al Gore. I love you.

Anyway, what I wanted to say was... Naked Dance, Dance, Revolution.

That is all.

Date: 2005-03-26 01:59 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] misscam.livejournal.com
Well, at least that would give us some interesting footwork...

*beats mental images out with a sledgehammer*

Date: 2005-03-25 11:56 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] chem-nerd.livejournal.com
Hmm..I got NC-17 porno, which is ludicrus, since I watch CSI for the mystery and the science, not the UST.
Re: Terry Schiavo-my response over at GAFF
This is just too sick to snark. Like many members of the disabled community, I'm outraged by the entire situation. And then some bastard/чёрт-сука из Ада(pardon my language) has the unmitigated I-don't-even-have-the-vocabulary-for-this to go and write abusive!kinky!rape!smut about it? I DON"T THINK SO!!!!! Pardon my caps-lock and excessive punctuation, but they just seemed necessary; I'm trying to compensate for a lack of sufficient curseword vocab. I don't care if it's satire/parody/idiot-trolling, this is just plain wrong. *throws things at author and retreats to the Muffled Weeping Corner with bleepsinthe and Prozac*

Date: 2005-03-26 02:00 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] misscam.livejournal.com
Yes. Offensive doesn't always equal funny. And certainly not in that case. Sheesh.

Date: 2005-03-26 07:30 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] maureenlycaon.livejournal.com
As Blackie Lawless supposedly once said: "There's good bad taste, and then there's bad bad taste." It's obvious which one this fic is.

Date: 2005-03-26 01:00 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] aervir.livejournal.com
Frohe Ostern to you, too!

And I so want that t-shirt for Easter! And the guy wearing it, of course.

Date: 2005-03-26 02:01 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] misscam.livejournal.com
Of course :P

That t-shirt should be widely available, damnit.

Date: 2005-03-26 03:49 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ericasj.livejournal.com
You are: fluffy shippyness
Your title would be: Harder, Bitch! Harder
Your rating would be: NC-17
The main event in your fic would be: hard, sweaty, multiple partner sex

This had me totally cracked up. :D

That t-shirt is so cool!

Date: 2005-03-26 04:01 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] misscam.livejournal.com
Everyone's so dirty and multiple... :P

*drools over t-shirt*

Date: 2005-03-26 07:41 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] maureenlycaon.livejournal.com
T-shirt nice. Guy in T-shirt even better. *drools lustfully*

Oh, sweet jebus, I could have gladly gone my entire life without knowing that fic had ever existed. Thankfully, I didn't see the actual thing, but I glanced thru the GAFF comments (despite my better judgement) and saw also: "A guy just got arrested for sending an email offering $250,000 for the death of Michael Schiavo - the authorities backtraced it to the source."

All right -- when I die, I'm willing all my money and wordly possessions to the Church of Euthanasia . . . no, better yet, to the Gaia Liberation Front. There is no longer any justification for humanity's continued existence, when it throws up crap like this.

On the good side, I suppose, the festering abomination got pulled by someone, whether the author or the webhost.

Date: 2005-03-26 11:40 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] misscam.livejournal.com
I feel for Michael Schiavo - he's been threatened, badmouthed, had allegations of abuse thrown at him and all kinds of amusements. Good grief.

And the story burned a great deal. Be glad.

Date: 2005-03-26 07:52 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sliven.livejournal.com
Now that's a neat T-shirt!
Glad Påsk!

Date: 2005-03-26 11:40 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] misscam.livejournal.com
Tell me about it... *drools some more*

Date: 2005-03-26 11:22 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hirukodark.livejournal.com
Hmmm- it seems that almost everyone who has tried the CSI fanfiction meme has received a rating of NC-17. I think it's my inability to write a sex scene that guaranteed my try at it with an R. And I, for one, would like to see you write "Once Upon A Time in Las Vegas." C'mon...you know you want to write CSI sex comedy with hard, sweaty, multiple partner sex.

Date: 2005-03-26 11:44 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] misscam.livejournal.com
People are naughty. I guess the meme senses that. But don't encourge the bloody plot bunnies. They bite hard. *runs away*

I have enough trouble writing regular smut. I cannot write explicit stuff for the life of me. Le wah.

Date: 2005-03-26 12:44 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] erhothwen.livejournal.com
That shirt is awesome.

Date: 2005-03-26 06:50 pm (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] lotus79.livejournal.com
Look at that... I'm fluffy and deviant. Cool.


What kind of CSI Fanfic are you?
LJ Username
Favourite CSI Character
CSI: Miami is amazingis okshould be bannedis a rip offneeds Cath and Sara
You are fluffy shippyness
Your title would be Criminally Sexy Individuals
Your rating would be R
The main event in your fic would be hard, sweaty, multiple partner sex
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Date: 2005-03-26 06:59 pm (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] lotus79.livejournal.com
...and why do these things never post correctly for me? Stupid H T M L.

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