New Asatru

[misscam]

I get asked now and then what New Asatru is and well, I figured it was time to explain a little bit.

Asatru is the rather modern name for the old Nordic faith in Odin, Thor, Frey, Loki, Freya and so on. According to the mythology, the Gods eventuallydie in Ragnarok, the end of the world. But while the male Gods perish in battle, not much is said of the Goddesses. And thus Cam pondered - what if they lived on and established a new woman-centred world?

New Asatru was born. And to give a taste, I hereby present Cam's Ten Principles of New Asatru on Men and Women.

First Principle
Honour the women and bring them offerings of hot males bound and gagged

Second Principle
Every woman is an Queen and all males are her subjects

Third Principle
Women may find their perfect man. But you don't buy a car without test-driving the competition

Fourth Principle
Men were made to be ogled

Fifth Principle
Women were made to ogle

Sixth Principle
Children were made to remind you of safe sex

Seventh Principle
Honour your male and give him education into the glory of the clitoris

Eight Principle
Your body is an altar. Do not allow him in without proper offerings.

Ninth Principle
Don't swallow unless he does.

Tenth Principle
And when the male does whine, remind him strongly - there was a time that the males did rule and it was good for them. And now they can shut the fuck up and bow down, dammit.

Comments

[b2wm.livejournal.com]

I haven't seen all of these, but they definitely amuse me. I could subscribe to these principles...

[lotus79.livejournal.com]

Go the tenth principle.

And all the others.

[elvenpiratelady.livejournal.com]

Always had a general fondness for the Norse gods - you can rely on them to be cool and mystical and Old-Testament-y, and they have stories about magic rings.

*grin*

Good to see the tradition is being carried on! Go all the principles, especially no. 3.

[misscam.livejournal.com]

I'm sure quite a lot of females could.

[misscam.livejournal.com]

*pets icon*

[misscam.livejournal.com]

And kickass Elves, too.

[perhatikan.livejournal.com]

*loves the principles*

[mademoisellenon.livejournal.com]

What would we do without anicent gods? My personal favourite is the third principle but that could be just me. Actually, wuv all of them ;)

Soooo much to tell you, it hurts. Men are most amusing, did you know that?

[misscam.livejournal.com]

:)

[misscam.livejournal.com]

I know, oh yes.

[erhothwen.livejournal.com]

Your principles make me kerplunk with laughter. :D