Pose Nude, Expect Drafts
Apr. 11th, 2005 06:44 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
misscamThere are Tinhats in the CSI fandom. I repeat, there are Tinhats in the CSI fandom. (If you're confused about what a tinhat is, see Fandom Glossary or Sanity Please. To sum up - it's a group of people who think Dominic Monaghan and Elijah Wood are together and forced to be in the closet and hide their wub by the evol PR.)
Our tale starts when Cam is idly a-surfing some CSI fic archives to see if maybe she'll find something good to read. She finds that there is a Cath and Nick archive, among other things. And via some links she comes across a *public* website that boggles her mind so much it tickles in her entire cerebral cortex.
Cath and Nick - The whole truth!
Found via Google, another version here
A teaser: This article is not to decide matchmaking or whatever, but to inform you of something so strong, you would never have expected it, this is all about Marg Helgenberger and George Eads.
Read and boggle. Re-read and boggle yet more.
We now take you to reactions from the street.
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misscam I was boggled beyond reason
lotus79 not in the script? It's called "acting". Actors interpret scripts, not follow them to the letter, that's why they get paid so much. they're not puppets of the writers
lotus79 and... state your hypothesis first! Then offer evidence!
lotus79 what an irritating read that was.
misscam and the evidence cannot be "I feel it in me bones"
lotus79 and the lovely egotistical "Marg is happily married, with a great son called Hughie, I'm not posting this article to break that up..."
lotus79 cos I'm sure there was a danger of Marg reading this and going, "ooh, I have to divorce my husband now, some crazy fan thinks my costar has a crush on me!"
lotus79the only evidence is from *episodes* where it is the character she is watching, not the actor, and she thinks this is enough to proclaim Absolute Truth??
misscam yes
lotus79 wow. The wheel is spinning, but the hamster died.
lotus79 oh, smeg help us, she is stalker material...
lotus79 a msg left in her own guestbook:
lotus79 No hard feelings taken, Marg's my hero, I figured that if I created a website mainly about her, she might contact me in some way, my dream is to star alongside her in CSI, (I'm an upcoming British actress,).
misscam *stares*
misscam oh my fricking Odin
lotus79 imagine if she grows up and grows a brain... and actually does get her dream of acting alongside Marg. Also imagine Marg then comes across this crazy site made by her costar... I'd like to see that conversation, seriously
misscam I'd *pay* to see that
lotus79 "this article is not to decide matchmaking..."? power trip, much? You gonna decree that the actors must be together, too, and expect it to be followed? *twops again*
misscam she's the Cupid of the world and the Internet is her arrow
Ever get the feeling people don't realise just how public posting on the Net is?
A Lesson of the Internet, courtesy of Mama Cam:
You hit that upload or submit button on a public website, you're posing nude and I can see your dangly bits. (You can see mine too, but they're not that interesting.) You're showing it to everyone with a modem/broadband and a little time on their hands. And they're not always going to paint a Rubens picture of it. Take care before you step on the largest soapbox in the world and proclaim The Truth to the masses because some of the masses are like me - a bitter, snarky soul, Phelps-Stamped for Hell.
Truth be told, I thought a bit about whether or not to post this entry in my LJ, but good grief, public website where she's talking about spreaidng information to the world? I got some information to spread too - Pose Nude, Expect Drafts.
Now excuse me, I gotta put a robe on.
And utterly inappropriate:
My Unitarian Jihad Name is: Sibling Jackhammer of Enlightened Compassion
Get yours
Our tale starts when Cam is idly a-surfing some CSI fic archives to see if maybe she'll find something good to read. She finds that there is a Cath and Nick archive, among other things. And via some links she comes across a *public* website that boggles her mind so much it tickles in her entire cerebral cortex.
Cath and Nick - The whole truth!
Found via Google, another version here
A teaser: This article is not to decide matchmaking or whatever, but to inform you of something so strong, you would never have expected it, this is all about Marg Helgenberger and George Eads.
Read and boggle. Re-read and boggle yet more.
We now take you to reactions from the street.
misscam I was boggled beyond reasonlotus79 not in the script? It's called "acting". Actors interpret scripts, not follow them to the letter, that's why they get paid so much. they're not puppets of the writerslotus79 and... state your hypothesis first! Then offer evidence!lotus79 what an irritating read that was.misscam and the evidence cannot be "I feel it in me bones"lotus79 and the lovely egotistical "Marg is happily married, with a great son called Hughie, I'm not posting this article to break that up..."lotus79 cos I'm sure there was a danger of Marg reading this and going, "ooh, I have to divorce my husband now, some crazy fan thinks my costar has a crush on me!"lotus79the only evidence is from *episodes* where it is the character she is watching, not the actor, and she thinks this is enough to proclaim Absolute Truth??misscam yeslotus79 wow. The wheel is spinning, but the hamster died.lotus79 oh, smeg help us, she is stalker material...lotus79 a msg left in her own guestbook:lotus79 No hard feelings taken, Marg's my hero, I figured that if I created a website mainly about her, she might contact me in some way, my dream is to star alongside her in CSI, (I'm an upcoming British actress,).misscam *stares*misscam oh my fricking Odinlotus79 imagine if she grows up and grows a brain... and actually does get her dream of acting alongside Marg. Also imagine Marg then comes across this crazy site made by her costar... I'd like to see that conversation, seriouslymisscam I'd *pay* to see thatlotus79 "this article is not to decide matchmaking..."? power trip, much? You gonna decree that the actors must be together, too, and expect it to be followed? *twops again*misscam she's the Cupid of the world and the Internet is her arrowEver get the feeling people don't realise just how public posting on the Net is?
A Lesson of the Internet, courtesy of Mama Cam:
You hit that upload or submit button on a public website, you're posing nude and I can see your dangly bits. (You can see mine too, but they're not that interesting.) You're showing it to everyone with a modem/broadband and a little time on their hands. And they're not always going to paint a Rubens picture of it. Take care before you step on the largest soapbox in the world and proclaim The Truth to the masses because some of the masses are like me - a bitter, snarky soul, Phelps-Stamped for Hell.
Truth be told, I thought a bit about whether or not to post this entry in my LJ, but good grief, public website where she's talking about spreaidng information to the world? I got some information to spread too - Pose Nude, Expect Drafts.
Now excuse me, I gotta put a robe on.
And utterly inappropriate:
My Unitarian Jihad Name is: Sibling Jackhammer of Enlightened Compassion
Get yours
