Pose Nude, Expect Drafts

[misscam]

There are Tinhats in the CSI fandom. I repeat, there are Tinhats in the CSI fandom. (If you're confused about what a tinhat is, see Fandom Glossary or Sanity Please. To sum up - it's a group of people who think Dominic Monaghan and Elijah Wood are together and forced to be in the closet and hide their wub by the evol PR.)

Our tale starts when Cam is idly a-surfing some CSI fic archives to see if maybe she'll find something good to read. She finds that there is a Cath and Nick archive, among other things. And via some links she comes across a *public* website that boggles her mind so much it tickles in her entire cerebral cortex.

Cath and Nick - The whole truth!
Found via Google, another version here
A teaser: This article is not to decide matchmaking or whatever, but to inform you of something so strong, you would never have expected it, this is all about Marg Helgenberger and George Eads.

Read and boggle. Re-read and boggle yet more.

We now take you to reactions from the street.

misscam I was boggled beyond reason
lotus79 not in the script? It's called "acting". Actors interpret scripts, not follow them to the letter, that's why they get paid so much. they're not puppets of the writers
lotus79 and... state your hypothesis first! Then offer evidence!
lotus79 what an irritating read that was.
misscam and the evidence cannot be "I feel it in me bones"
lotus79 and the lovely egotistical "Marg is happily married, with a great son called Hughie, I'm not posting this article to break that up..."
lotus79 cos I'm sure there was a danger of Marg reading this and going, "ooh, I have to divorce my husband now, some crazy fan thinks my costar has a crush on me!"
lotus79the only evidence is from *episodes* where it is the character she is watching, not the actor, and she thinks this is enough to proclaim Absolute Truth??
misscam yes
lotus79 wow. The wheel is spinning, but the hamster died.

lotus79 oh, smeg help us, she is stalker material...
lotus79 a msg left in her own guestbook:
lotus79 No hard feelings taken, Marg's my hero, I figured that if I created a website mainly about her, she might contact me in some way, my dream is to star alongside her in CSI, (I'm an upcoming British actress,).
misscam *stares*
misscam oh my fricking Odin

lotus79 imagine if she grows up and grows a brain... and actually does get her dream of acting alongside Marg. Also imagine Marg then comes across this crazy site made by her costar... I'd like to see that conversation, seriously
misscam I'd *pay* to see that

lotus79 "this article is not to decide matchmaking..."? power trip, much? You gonna decree that the actors must be together, too, and expect it to be followed? *twops again*
misscam she's the Cupid of the world and the Internet is her arrow

Ever get the feeling people don't realise just how public posting on the Net is?

A Lesson of the Internet, courtesy of Mama Cam:
You hit that upload or submit button on a public website, you're posing nude and I can see your dangly bits. (You can see mine too, but they're not that interesting.) You're showing it to everyone with a modem/broadband and a little time on their hands. And they're not always going to paint a Rubens picture of it. Take care before you step on the largest soapbox in the world and proclaim The Truth to the masses because some of the masses are like me - a bitter, snarky soul, Phelps-Stamped for Hell.

Truth be told, I thought a bit about whether or not to post this entry in my LJ, but good grief, public website where she's talking about spreaidng information to the world? I got some information to spread too - Pose Nude, Expect Drafts.

Now excuse me, I gotta put a robe on.

And utterly inappropriate:
My Unitarian Jihad Name is: Sibling Jackhammer of Enlightened Compassion
Get yours

Comments

[hadria.livejournal.com]

I'm frightened. For the love of God, someone please hold me.

Holy Christ on a pogo stick.

[misscam.livejournal.com]

I suspect I shall have to set up hold-me groups for this, really.

Unholy Satan being the pogo stick.

[hadria.livejournal.com]

This girl makes the nine-year old G/S shippers on YTDAW seem sane.

Hold me. Again.

[misscam.livejournal.com]

*whispers*She is on YTDAW

*holds* There, there. The insanity will pass.

[hadria.livejournal.com]

Oh dear. I think I know who it is. Oh dear.

[misscam.livejournal.com]

I guess it isn't that hard to spot and all...

[undeadgoat.livejournal.com]

OMG your icon I heart it to bits.

[insanityonline1.livejournal.com]

Grr. That person annoys me. Because it's not just if Marg or George came across that website...but what if Hughie or one of his friends saw it? Not nice for him either.

[misscam.livejournal.com]

I'd say the chances are fairly, fairly remote, but yeah, public entries on the Internet are in theory open to anyone. Including him.

*shakes head* The stuff people will put online...

[sekhmets-temple.livejournal.com]

A teaser: This article is not to decide matchmaking or whatever, but to inform you of something so strong, you would never have expected it, this is all about Marg Helgenberger and George Eads.

Uh...I only got about a few sentences into it before I gave up. It wasn't very well written and also in desperate need of paragraph breaks. The format was giving me a headache.

Anyway, I have only one thing to say: I see this person hasn't seen the ep this season in which Catherine falls into Warrick arms and they practically start exchanging bodily fluids right there. I'd be really surprised if those two don't get together--even if it's just for hot, stress-relieving sex.

And I'm not being subjective. Honestly. I don't really 'ship the show because I find the characters interesting enough on their own and in their investigations of the crime scenes. I really don't need a romance angle brought in. I won't complain if one is, but I won't cry at the lack.

That said, I do hope for a relationship between Warrick and Catherine because I would think that would mean a nekkid Warrick, and in my book, a nekkid Warrick is a fantastic Warrick.[/drool]

[misscam.livejournal.com]

This scene? ;)

Also, welcome to the Want-Warrick-Nekkid club. Session is now in progress. All those in favour of Catherine and Warrick having lots of sex on the shwo with loving close-up of Nekkid Warrick, say aye now.

Yeah, it wasn't the best of articles I've ever seen, but you should have read the end, for that's most mindboggling of all.

[sekhmets-temple.livejournal.com]

Mmmm...yes. That would be it. :D

And an AYE!!!! from me, thanks.

As for that, erm, essay masquerading as a downward spiral into insanity, judging by the reactions I've read here, I'm a bit too tired to tackle it again tonight. Work was filled with exhausting and needy people today so I shall gird my loins, as it were, and attempt another read tomorrow, barring any more exhausting, needy people attempting to make my life miserable.

[misscam.livejournal.com]

Hehehe.

Ah, real life the pain? Take an aspirin and have naughty Nekkid-Warrick dreams. You will feel much better in the morning.

[ericasj.livejournal.com]

I'm so not going to read that post after reading your conversation. I know I'd be extremely annoyed if I read it. Funny, this reminds me of some C/G shippers who insist Marg and Billy should get together. Grrr. What is wrong with these people?

I want C/W sex, I want C/W sex. I want hotwetsteamyfierce C/W sex.

Oops. Did I just say that?

[misscam.livejournal.com]

You said it aloud and to the world :P

I found it more utterly hilarious than annoying myself, but then, I have a habit of seeking the funny in what might annoy me. But the article does border on rather stalking scary, I gotta admit. Hello reality!

[ericasj.livejournal.com]

OMG half-naked Warrick and Cath in red! You're killing me. *dies*

[misscam.livejournal.com]

At least you will have passed hotly and prettily ;)

You shall call me Sister Shotgun of Forgiveness from now on.

[velocityofsound.livejournal.com]

Yeah, that's a big old AYE! from me right here. Then again, if I could draft some sort of amendment to the Constitution that kept Gary Dourdan from wearing clothes ever again, I would do it.

Also, that website makes Baby Jesus cry.

Greetings, Sister.

[misscam.livejournal.com]

Now see, why aren't the US Congress drafting Constitution Amendments like that instead of dickering about? They get paid enough, they should give people what the people want.

Baby Jesus is too busy laughing hysterically to cry much. I think I can hear him all the way to my cosy spot in Hell.

Re: You shall call me Sister Shotgun of Forgiveness from now on.

[briasoleil.livejournal.com]

See? That's one constitutional amendment I could get behind. Umm, yes. *thinks of all the pretty*

[chem-nerd.livejournal.com]

Attention idiots of the world: Actors are not the characters they portray!

And unfortunately, I can definitely see Hughie googling himself or his Mom and finding this crap...

[misscam.livejournal.com]

Now that would be quite the education in fan obsessions for him... Ye Gods.

Sister Broadsword of Moderation reporting in

[b2wm.livejournal.com]

The tinhat... yeah, I think we need a big ol' Wordy Wordson McWord with Word-Word Sauce to Chem_nerd and the fandom rant: actors=/=characters.

On the other hand, the Unitarian Jihad is spreading. (We hope.)

[misscam.livejournal.com]

It will conquer the world.

[iseeyoucam.livejournal.com]

im sooooo sory i havnt comented 4 awhile my prents put me in an mntal institiuation!!!1111111

im back thogh. they said i wuz termnal or sumthin lolol

[misscam.livejournal.com]

That's okay. You can vanish whenever you want you, wibble troll.

[adoras-cucumber.livejournal.com]

u sux. ive ben here all tehtime and wubbed adroa

[briasoleil.livejournal.com]

Ohmigod, that is scary. And I think I know who it is. I think she needs to step back a bit and rethink this whole fandom thing. Cause that's just ludicrous. And dangerous. And revolting. Oy.

[misscam.livejournal.com]

Oy is just about right.

I'm not the only one who has noticed her on the boards, huh?

[reenjalas.livejournal.com]

That site. It gave me one heck of a headache. Paragraphs, please!
Mad. Completely and utterly crazy.

Oh, and my Unitarian Jihad Name is Sister Shotgun of Love and Mercy.

BEST. NAME. EVAR.