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misscamAt last! My first flame! And ironically, I got it on the Snape/Lily story I wrote for ![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
lotus79 for her birthday, Kaleidoscope
The flame reads as follows:
Son of Snape( )
SNAPE SUCKS!
HE IS AN OBSESSIVE BULLY WITH NO BALLS TO SPEAK OF, A DIMINUITIVE DICK, A GREASY UGLY HEAD FULL OF SCHOOLBOY GRUDGES AND LILY WOULD RATHER DO WORMTAIL THAN SNAPE, GET IT, YOU PERVERT FREAKSHOW!
HE ISN'T AN ANGEL, HE IS A
SLIMY SLUG!
EAT SHIT AND DIE!
HOW MANY PAWN TO QUEEN CLONES DOES A MAN HAVE TO READ
BEFORE
HE FINDS
A GOOD ONE
THE ANSWER MY FLUKE
IS MOST STORIES MAKE ME PUKE
AND YOURS IS A PRIME EXAMPLE!
ABANDON FIC! ABANDON FIC!
I feel all warm and fluffy and complete now.
East of the Sun, West of the Moon has been updated. Chapter can also be found here, unless ff.net eats it.
You know what I miss? The days of ratfic, the Water Rats fanfic group. We were pretty small and thus fairly knit together, a little writing group where you could exchange ideas and troubleshoot with fellow writers, discuss what you liked and didn't like in a story and generally have fun with fanfic. I miss having it. All my friends from ratfic are spread all over the place.lotus79 is about and bless her, but I so miss having a whole writing group that wasn't too big. *mourns*
Me and bro discuss ecological food.
misscam I always buy eggs from freeranging hens. I don't suppose you notice before you eat them.
Bro: I'm all for hens being treated well, but freeranging hens sounds like something out of a Monty Python sketch. What's next, meat from happy cows?
misscam Sheep that get Bluberry coats before giving up their wool?
Bro: And French hairdressers to make the best of their new short hairstyle.
misscam Poodle sheep!
Marry Your Favourite Character. You can in fact marry Warrick or Grissom. But where's the fun in marrying someone if you can't have the naughty honeymoon? But what got me Real people you can marry - Adolf Hitler?! I see Legolas is a popular marriage target too. How utterly non-shocking.
Various news:
Iraq reservists need more help
Israel delays pullout. Again. (Gee, how shockingl. *smacks Sharon with a trout*)
Gay men's brains react differently to scent, study says
Real CSI not like on TV (Duuuuuh.)
Planet hunt goes on
The hidden snake - spyware lives on (Hissssss.)
Reindeer war in Norway
lotus79 for her birthday, KaleidoscopeThe flame reads as follows:
Son of Snape( )
SNAPE SUCKS!
HE IS AN OBSESSIVE BULLY WITH NO BALLS TO SPEAK OF, A DIMINUITIVE DICK, A GREASY UGLY HEAD FULL OF SCHOOLBOY GRUDGES AND LILY WOULD RATHER DO WORMTAIL THAN SNAPE, GET IT, YOU PERVERT FREAKSHOW!
HE ISN'T AN ANGEL, HE IS A
SLIMY SLUG!
EAT SHIT AND DIE!
HOW MANY PAWN TO QUEEN CLONES DOES A MAN HAVE TO READ
BEFORE
HE FINDS
A GOOD ONE
THE ANSWER MY FLUKE
IS MOST STORIES MAKE ME PUKE
AND YOURS IS A PRIME EXAMPLE!
ABANDON FIC! ABANDON FIC!
I feel all warm and fluffy and complete now.
East of the Sun, West of the Moon has been updated. Chapter can also be found here, unless ff.net eats it.
You know what I miss? The days of ratfic, the Water Rats fanfic group. We were pretty small and thus fairly knit together, a little writing group where you could exchange ideas and troubleshoot with fellow writers, discuss what you liked and didn't like in a story and generally have fun with fanfic. I miss having it. All my friends from ratfic are spread all over the place.
lotus79 is about and bless her, but I so miss having a whole writing group that wasn't too big. *mourns*Me and bro discuss ecological food.
misscam I always buy eggs from freeranging hens. I don't suppose you notice before you eat them.Bro: I'm all for hens being treated well, but freeranging hens sounds like something out of a Monty Python sketch. What's next, meat from happy cows?
misscam Sheep that get Bluberry coats before giving up their wool?Bro: And French hairdressers to make the best of their new short hairstyle.
misscam Poodle sheep!Marry Your Favourite Character. You can in fact marry Warrick or Grissom. But where's the fun in marrying someone if you can't have the naughty honeymoon? But what got me Real people you can marry - Adolf Hitler?! I see Legolas is a popular marriage target too. How utterly non-shocking.
Various news:
Iraq reservists need more help
Israel delays pullout. Again. (Gee, how shockingl. *smacks Sharon with a trout*)
Gay men's brains react differently to scent, study says
Real CSI not like on TV (Duuuuuh.)
Planet hunt goes on
The hidden snake - spyware lives on (Hissssss.)
Reindeer war in Norway
