Cam Ogles Her First Flame, Considers Poodle Sheep and Hitler Marriage Option and Peeks a News

[misscam]

At last! My first flame! And ironically, I got it on the Snape/Lily story I wrote for lotus79 for her birthday, Kaleidoscope

The flame reads as follows:

Son of Snape(  )

SNAPE SUCKS!

HE IS AN OBSESSIVE BULLY WITH NO BALLS TO SPEAK OF, A DIMINUITIVE DICK, A GREASY UGLY HEAD FULL OF SCHOOLBOY GRUDGES AND LILY WOULD RATHER DO WORMTAIL THAN SNAPE, GET IT, YOU PERVERT FREAKSHOW!

HE ISN'T AN ANGEL, HE IS A
SLIMY SLUG!

EAT SHIT AND DIE!

HOW MANY PAWN TO QUEEN CLONES DOES A MAN HAVE TO READ

BEFORE

HE FINDS

A GOOD ONE

THE ANSWER MY FLUKE

IS MOST STORIES MAKE ME PUKE

AND YOURS IS A PRIME EXAMPLE!

ABANDON FIC! ABANDON FIC!

I feel all warm and fluffy and complete now.

East of the Sun, West of the Moon has been updated. Chapter can also be found here, unless ff.net eats it.

You know what I miss? The days of ratfic, the Water Rats fanfic group. We were pretty small and thus fairly knit together, a little writing group where you could exchange ideas and troubleshoot with fellow writers, discuss what you liked and didn't like in a story and generally have fun with fanfic. I miss having it. All my friends from ratfic are spread all over the place. lotus79 is about and bless her, but I so miss having a whole writing group that wasn't too big. *mourns*

Me and bro discuss ecological food.
misscam I always buy eggs from freeranging hens. I don't suppose you notice before you eat them.
Bro: I'm all for hens being treated well, but freeranging hens sounds like something out of a Monty Python sketch. What's next, meat from happy cows?
misscam Sheep that get Bluberry coats before giving up their wool?
Bro: And French hairdressers to make the best of their new short hairstyle.
misscam Poodle sheep!

Marry Your Favourite Character. You can in fact marry Warrick or Grissom. But where's the fun in marrying someone if you can't have the naughty honeymoon? But what got me Real people you can marry - Adolf Hitler?! I see Legolas is a popular marriage target too. How utterly non-shocking.

Various news:
Iraq reservists need more help
Israel delays pullout. Again. (Gee, how shockingl. *smacks Sharon with a trout*)
Gay men's brains react differently to scent, study says
Real CSI not like on TV (Duuuuuh.)
Planet hunt goes on
The hidden snake - spyware lives on (Hissssss.)
Reindeer war in Norway

Comments

[belegcuthalion.livejournal.com]

What a gorgeous flame! (And I thought "Eat Shit" isn't en vogue any more...)

*envies you*

[misscam.livejournal.com]

I know, I know. I'm a PERVERT FREAKSHOW. I feel so proud. *tears up*

[sliven.livejournal.com]

Teehee, pwetty flame! *points* Bring forth the marshmallows... On an unrelated note, I think Snape's kinda' cute. ^_~!

[misscam.livejournal.com]

Cute? I can think of many ways to describe Snape, but cute is not what leaps to mind.

Hee, icon!

[sliven.livejournal.com]

C'mon, snarky Alan Rickman in black? He is cute. IM(not so)HO.

[misscam.livejournal.com]

To each their own, I suppose... Though I like Alan Rickman.

[kazaera.livejournal.com]

Awww, that's an absolutely lovely flame.
And was I the only one disturbed by that Pawn to Queen comparison? Because frankly, there's a world of difference between Snape/Lily and Snape/Hermione. (among others, twenty years. *snerk*)

[misscam.livejournal.com]

Yeah, that one kinda threw me, too. PtQ is quite long too, and mine was just a little one shot. *scrathces head*

[kazaera.livejournal.com]

Apparently our flamemeister believes that if x has Snape and y has Snape, then x = y no matter the evidence to the contrary.
...*headdesk* Apparently all the revising-for-maths has had a negative effect on my brain.

[misscam.livejournal.com]

or positive, depending on your angle.

[kazaera.livejournal.com]

True, but the set of people who think it is positive has much less elements than that of the people who think it is negative. (If A = {x|x thinks "Effect(Maths(Astrid))>0"} and B = {x|x thinks "Effect(Maths(Astrid))<0"}, then A << B.)

...please kill me now. *headdesk*

[misscam.livejournal.com]

*kills*

[kazaera.livejournal.com]

Thank you.
*dies*

(BTW: ICON LOVE!!!! <333)

[velocityofsound.livejournal.com]

You can marry "Archie the Asian Tech." Oh dear, that sounds like something on a Polynesian menu, not a person. :)

As for the flame, congratulations. I tip my coffee cup to you! Really, that's a gorgeous flame, I'm glad your first time was so rewarding. (I've only gotten a couple "I didn't like this, because they should be happy, and why did you write angst, booo..." type things. That there, that you have, is a work of art.)

[misscam.livejournal.com]

After waiting so many years for it, I've earned it. I've worked very hard to be naughty and flame-inspiring, I have. I even inspired spanking - maybe the universe finally decided I had tried enough.

[darksylvia.livejournal.com]

Wow! That's a grade-A flame! Congratulations. Somehow, those ones make me toastier than the ones who can't spell at all. Even if that one couldn't find the caps key to turn it off. And they even tried some rudimentary rhyme! Bravo!

Your story must truly be inspiring.

[misscam.livejournal.com]

Hehehe.

Maybe it's fitting my first ever HP fic earns me my first ever flame.

[darksylvia.livejournal.com]

What makes it even weirder is that your pairing isn't all that unusual. I mean, it's not as if you're slashing Dumbledore and Voldemort.

[misscam.livejournal.com]

Don't give me ideas.

[darksylvia.livejournal.com]

Oh, I like giving you ideas. I invariably benefit.

I double dare you to write Dumbledore/Voldemort. It could have totally happened :D

[chem-nerd.livejournal.com]

Nice flame!
And, please tell me there's another chapter coming soon? Pretty please? *makes puppy dog eyes* Uhoh...my plotbunnies are coming back...

[misscam.livejournal.com]

:P:P

Yes, yes. I have it written all the way up to ch. 17, but my poor beta needs to also have a life and besides, want to pace them out a bit. I am evil.

[maureenlycaon.livejournal.com]

Welcome to the HP pairing flamewars! >;-) They're a major part of what gives HP fandom its batshit reputation.

On spyware: Oooh, look! They showed the Firefox logo!

You did see the "Thai women dumped in Norway" story, didn't you?

Uh, and I think you meant "planet hunt".

[misscam.livejournal.com]

I saw it. There was some fairly heated debate about it all on the various news. It's definitely something we could afford to do better on.

I know pairing wars very well from CSI, but HP has more people, ergo more batshit.

[unendingreverie.livejournal.com]

Love the flame! People like that make me giggle.

Ooh... must marry Faramir, Feanor, Turin, and Sayid!

[misscam.livejournal.com]

You're a greedy, greedy one.

[ressie-noldo.livejournal.com]

Leave some Feanor for me? *puppy eyes*

(Was disappointed to find he wasn't even on the Silm mlist. Promptly added him.)

[magika83.livejournal.com]

You know what I miss? The days of ratfic, the Water Rats fanfic group.

So do I! We had so much fun, and I think everyone became friends in one way or another. Haven't found a community like that ever since. Oh, and I'm here. :-)

[misscam.livejournal.com]

Der er du, ja.

Yeah, I miss it horribly sometimes. It was such a lovely little group and it's where I started learning how to write, too. Sniff.

I want a group like that again.