As We Wait...

[misscam]

Make a "How To Bribe (insert username)" list and post it to your LJ.

How to bribe misscam

Chocolate
Hot males
Pretty icons
Great fanfic
Agatha Christie books she doesn't have
Detailed feedback
Subway subs

Really, I'm cheap and easily bribable. And shallow.

Tonight is Eurosong semifinale. There shall be much madness and horrid songs. Yay! (The finale is on Saturday.) It's also the season finale of CSI in the US and dear Americans, I am begging you to spoil me hard and repeatedly after the ep has aired. *bats eyelashes*

Meanwhile, there's waiting.

The babydoll saga wanders on, and YTDAW posters deliver a smackddown and babydoll listens. Maybe. *scratches head* I think. Maybe. Yes, maybe.

I should write a Eurosong for her. About all the places Catherine and Warrick should have sex and the hotness of gay men snogging. I should name it "Doll It Up, Baby". And when I take over the world, I'll make it win and be played all the time. Hah!

In the news:
Religion kept Norway and US close during Iraq war debate
New info here for me is that the speech the American ambassador made where he almost threatened us was actually not officially sanctioned by the White House. So Bush is off the hook on that one. Sadly for him, I got a gazillion other hooks to hang him on, so this doesn't mean I dislike you any less, Bush.
Pictures of May 17th celebrations in Oslo
Look at our patriotic madness.
Interesting journalistic perspective on the Newsweek bruhahaha
US chastity ring funding attacked by ACLU
Bush expected to back weapons in space
Iraq veterans' unspoken epidemic
Heated filibuster debate goes on
Upcoming referendum on fertility in Italy shows church's waning influence

Comments

Re: Evil atheist social-democrats with strange ideas of tolerance, march forth!

[briasoleil.livejournal.com]

We'll be the co-founders and lead by atheist example. People will herald us as visionaries! We'll make snary references to Marx and Chomsky. We'll herald the wonder of particularly fuckable men and women. (Not just based on Hollywood's version of beauty.)

We'll be irreverant and charming and wise. I see hope for the future of the planet!

*lifts banner*

[misscam.livejournal.com]

Let's make temples of gay porn! Let's have harems of hot males who can quote Voltaire and snark in French! Let's sacrifice plastic "beauty" on the altar of Science!

And we need funky symbols so the world may know us.

Re: *lifts banner*

[briasoleil.livejournal.com]

If I didn't know us, I'd almost fear us. Except we're mostly benevolent. Except to the chronically stupid.

I didn't think of symbols before. But now? Symbols! Want!

Re: *lifts banner*

[misscam.livejournal.com]

We'll have to lure in pretty symbol-making slaves. *finds net* Be veddy, veddy quiet.

Benevolence is for those with a brain to spell the word right, I say!