And so it begins...

[misscam]

OFUCSI is launched!

If you want to enroll, I'll post the form once more. Fill it in and e-mail it to ofucsi at gmail dot com.


Name:
Age:
Race:
Gender:
Hair-colour:

Next of kin:
Insurance company:
Organ donor:
Autopsy:

Fear of bugs:
Fear of blood:
Fear of man-juice:

I'm a Shipper/Slasher/Mary Suer:
Your choice of pairings:
Your anti-pairing hate of all time:

In your own words, tell us...
Grissom is:
Catherine is:
Warrick is:
Nick is:
Sara is:
Greg is:
Robbins is:
Brass is:
Ecklie is:
I am:

I write CSI fanfic because:
Angst or fluff:
Fluffy bunnies forever or all die at the end:
I have written slash:
I have misspelled a character's name (if so, tell us how):
My Lust Object is:

I hereby enroll at the Official Fanfiction University of CSI and declare all injuries will be the result of my own stupidity.

Signed,

Comments

[falena]

This is the beginning of the end...

::bouncing up and dpown with joy::

Already read, reviewed and put it straight into my favourite list and in all my story alerts.

:: squee::

Oh, the fanwankery...I'm so looking forward to the 'ship wars and general madness...

Also am very glad PA is your co-author. She's a lovely person and very experienced in the fandom (especially Greg).

Can't wait for the next chapter!

[misscam.livejournal.com]

:P Excited much?

Yes, she will be excellent. We have great plans, oh yes. Got the classes for the first semester...

[falena]

Like the ones in OFUM? Platonic love, What's in a name, Male bonding, etc (obviously CSI adapted)?

:: double squee ::

May I ask what do you plan to use as min-balrogs? Bugs Grissomhelped you train to torture us, the poor students?;P

[misscam.livejournal.com]

Sort of, yeah. You'll see. Oh yes.

No. There'll be komodo dragons that Grissom pets. Komodos that like teh sweet taste of student flesh...

Run, Warwick! Run and bite like the wind!

[falena]

(Had to Google Komodos)

Scary!

:: shudders ::

[misscam.livejournal.com]

Cute!

[siraj.livejournal.com]

and oh so perfect...

[highwindpav.livejournal.com]

Thanks for the compliment--I hope I'm up for the task!

[meeta.livejournal.com]

Now what do you do with these answers once we enroll? LOL! Sounds funny. You're not using people's actual names or fics, are you? I'd feel so bad for them if you were. I wrote some pretty terrible fic in the beginning, including Grissom saving Sara from a reckless car and Warrick and Catherine married! Ack. Anyways, I can at least look back on my mistakes. ;)

[misscam.livejournal.com]

We then put you in the story, probably do something silly like trying to match up your OTP. (Trust me, people find themselves doing stupidness rather funny too.)

We only use people who volunteer and they get an "alter-ego" after by what they enroll as. They can enroll under whatever name they want. Nina is made up, as is her stories and her C/G rival. So we're not actually targetting anyone in particular, but rather poking at the fandom in general. (Ourselves included, heh.)

[dawning-star.livejournal.com]

I'd enroll, but I honestly don't think I've written anything that warrants it.

Unless RPGs where Grissom winds up with a fertility god counts...

And no, it isn't M-PREG. I do have standards. ;)

[misscam.livejournal.com]

Duh, it's not like the people who enrolled at OFUM all deserved it. Invent a badfic self and join the fun ;)

[dawning-star.livejournal.com]

A nameless individual did request I write a Grissom/Ecklie story. Would that do it? ;)

[misscam.livejournal.com]

Yes. Oh yes. You'd be overqualified :P

I cannot help but love the icon.

[dawning-star.livejournal.com]

I think I'll send in the app, just for mentioning it. Feel free to do whatever you like to me. :D

And thank you. coco was the genius behind it.

[misscam.livejournal.com]

Oh, I always do :P

Yay her. Yay Ecklie. Yay assholes.

[dawning-star.livejournal.com]

He's such a convenient plot device, isn't he? *pets him*

*sterilizes hand*

[misscam.livejournal.com]

He's the envy of all other plot devices, truly. One Ecklie for all.

[saxihighlandck.livejournal.com]

Oh I sent in the form... I reviewed and I adore and I went Iconing and found a few amusing ones.. I really need to get a paid account...

Long live giant Komodo Dragons! (I still need to get to that case..)

[saxihighlandck.livejournal.com]

And I must add that Nick was being lusted by ants in Grave Danger but uh.. ya know we'll forget that ever happened.

[misscam.livejournal.com]

The more icon space you have, the more you want too. It's sad.

*pets komodo dragons* Who's mummy's evil little cuties? Yes, you are!

[velocityofsound.livejournal.com]

I have never written badfic. I have no idea what you are talking about. ;)

[misscam.livejournal.com]

Do I have to spank you to submission?

[velocityofsound.livejournal.com]

Yes, ma'am.

[misscam.livejournal.com]

Bend over and meet Mr. Paddle.

[velocityofsound.livejournal.com]

Ahhhh. Mr. Paddle, we meet again. :P

[misscam.livejournal.com]

Mr. Paddle is always eager to get together with you.

[hadria.livejournal.com]

I'm still confused. I get the part where this makes fun of stupid fanfic mistakes and stuff (right?) but I don't get the filling out the form part. Can I submit even though I've never written anything? And what is the form for?

/stupid

Paddle me.

[misscam.livejournal.com]

The form is for making you a student in our story so we can have fun with you :P (based on the info you send us, we stick you in there somewhere). You don't really have to have written anything, though you should probably be in the CSI fandom. You can just make up an alter-ego for yourself if you so want.

Basically, you alter-ego self might be caught trying to chain Grissom and Sara tgether so they'd realise their TWUWUB, or perhaps trying to steal Warrick's underwear. So many evil possibilities...

*paddles*

[hadria.livejournal.com]

Since you paddled me, I enrolled. I didn't really get what the insurance, organ donor and autopsy things were asking but oh well. MAN JUICE HUZZAH!

[misscam.livejournal.com]

That's in case you die :P:P

[ladyiapetus]

Welp, I did it. I went and enrolled. Who knows, it could help with this "CSI: Los Angeles" my muses implanted on my head several months ago.

[misscam.livejournal.com]

You never do know...

[siraj.livejournal.com]

^_^ let the chaos commence... mailed my enrollment form in!

[misscam.livejournal.com]

I saw. You're our first male student. Congrats!

[siraj.livejournal.com]

... I'm the first male? ... huh... I guess there aren't a lot of guys in the CSI fandom...


I have a feeling being male won't cut me any slack...

[(Anonymous)]

Don't worry, i'm sure things will be getting cut... sliced... diced... :)

[misscam.livejournal.com]

*smiles*

[siraj.livejournal.com]

*Eeps and hides, then realizes he's doomed anyway and groans* At least life will be interesting...

[miss-andromache.livejournal.com]

Yay! Enrolled.....

YAY!!!

[katiegsr.livejournal.com]

I have now enrolled and my gosh this is my very first comment on Livejournal I feel so HAP HAP HAPPY ;)