Bush, A Friend of Mine, Apparently

[misscam]

It was bound to happen with my fierce declaration I would never friend Bush, I suppose.

I've been friended by presidentbush2u

Most frighteningly, his LJ proclaims "I'm not just your President, I'm also your friend" and "U will love me one u know the real George".

I need bleach.

MY BRAIN IT DOES NOTHING AAARGH

Comments

[misscam.livejournal.com]

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And on that day, Satan will be skating to work.

[greyladybast.livejournal.com]

What if Satan has rollerskates? That's skating, isn't it? And no ice required, either.

Ya gotta be careful how you phrase stuff like this, you know.

[misscam.livejournal.com]

Good point.

And on that day, Satan will be setting a new Olympic record ice skating with a triple lutz to work.