Bush, A Friend of Mine, Apparently

[misscam]

It was bound to happen with my fierce declaration I would never friend Bush, I suppose.

I've been friended by presidentbush2u

Most frighteningly, his LJ proclaims "I'm not just your President, I'm also your friend" and "U will love me one u know the real George".

I need bleach.

MY BRAIN IT DOES NOTHING AAARGH

Comments

[presidentbush2u.livejournal.com]

Why do u hate me so much? I did nothing to hurt Norweigans! I want us to be friends

[misscam.livejournal.com]

Yeah, that'll happen. The day my brain rots to ooze and even then, my mindless body would have enough sense to dislike you still. Or in your language:

U SUCKZ, U L0SER.

Go friend an armadillo. Maybe it can keep you warm when Cheney is away.

[presidentbush2u.livejournal.com]

U are a pretty baby. I will forgive your meanness sinse you're only a child and don't know better.

Tell your mommy aand daddy to VOTE REPUBLICAN!!

[misscam.livejournal.com]

I would forgive you for being old and senile, except I am mean and unforgiving.

They can't, since they're Norwegian, you geography-confused grandiose git.

[presidentbush2u.livejournal.com]

U will come around and luv your uncle George soon enough

[iseeyoucam.livejournal.com]

CAM loves ME beter than she'll ever like you, stupid ugly monkey! I might abuse pink and burst into netspeak but Im better than u

GO AWAY, MONKEY MAN

[misscam.livejournal.com]

I never thought I'd utter this sentence and may the afterlife forgive me.

iseeyoucam, you're absolutely right.

[git-the-goddess.livejournal.com]

I think you're going to be rolling in your grave quite a lot.

[misscam.livejournal.com]

...

And on that day, Satan will be skating to work.

[greyladybast.livejournal.com]

What if Satan has rollerskates? That's skating, isn't it? And no ice required, either.

Ya gotta be careful how you phrase stuff like this, you know.

[misscam.livejournal.com]

Good point.

And on that day, Satan will be setting a new Olympic record ice skating with a triple lutz to work.

[b2wm.livejournal.com]

Aren't you just a precious little troll? The overdone ineptness is quite amusing. (Still, I'll be happy when the genuine article is amusing me from somewhere besides the White House.)

Vaguely OT: From the user info of gwb_daily: I screen comments from non-members. I do so because I want to prevent attacks on members as much as possible. This is the difference between Republicans and Democrats. Republicans try to prevent attacks on the nation by passing the Patriot Act, upping immigration security, and pre-emptive attacks. Democrats let attacks occur and then ask "Why?". I don't want to ask "Why?", I just want my members to be safe to express their opinions.

I suppose, if I'm any example then, independents simply don't take flamewars as seriously as limitations on freedom.

[presidentbush2u.livejournal.com]

I am VERY precious! Cam will see this someday

[pmtonyblair.livejournal.com]

As we all did, George. As we all did.

[b2wm.livejournal.com]

A Blair Sockpuppet? Wow, you don't go halfway when you're laying it on thick, do you?

Cute icon. *Pets Trolls*

[evilstorm.livejournal.com]

♥

This is actually the best possible opportunity to vent on a Bush-avatar just about ever.

[presidentbush2u.livejournal.com]

HI

[musemistress.livejournal.com]

Here's piece of Governmental crap I found out today for the first time. People who are poor don't get to vote in USA. So therefore, those people that The Shrub directly affects, have no say who's their president.

Funky huh. I actually became speechless with shock when I heard that.

*VENT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*

[keskt.livejournal.com]

Um, poor people most certainly can vote in the US...

[keskt.livejournal.com]

This is just disturbing on so many levels :-P

[musemistress.livejournal.com]

But fun...we can VENT :D

[musemistress.livejournal.com]

Not under a certain income limit. I looked it up :S. Those in the down side of luck ye know. The ones who need money more than air.

Anyway, was told this by someone else...and even the concept scares me.

(am poor myself...very poor. This internet is owned by my boyfriend solely...but not as poor as what I was talking about.)

[vulgarweed.livejournal.com]

Uh no. Not true. Not at all...speaking as an American who's been dirt poor, panhandling poor, no-income-at-all-of-any-kind poor, but still voted just fine. All you need is a mailing address where they can send your card. There's no income test or credit check or anything of the sort, and it doesn't cost anything.

Now, if you happen to be poor (and especially if you're not white) you are more likely to be in a district where the machines conveniently malfunction, or the polling places just happen to be hard to find or changed at the last minute, or the poll workers just happen to be "unable" to find you on the registration list. But this is NOT the law, and generally understood to be playing dirty.

[presidentbush2u.livejournal.com]

U can always vote if u vote for ME!

[reenjalas.livejournal.com]

*sniggers*

You do know that there is a fine line between love and hate, Cam? ;)

... *runs off and hides*

[misscam.livejournal.com]

[presidentbush2u.livejournal.com]

I rigged an election. I can win Cam's love

[vulgarweed.livejournal.com]

I'd rather have him dicking around on the Internet all day than actively screwing up the country even further.

[velocityofsound.livejournal.com]

You know GWB is all about the Dukes of Hazard slash.

[vulgarweed.livejournal.com]

Just two good ol' boys...never meanin' no harm...

[presidentbush2u.livejournal.com]

Thats my favorite tv program

[presidentbush2u.livejournal.com]

Me too. Screwing up the country is very tiring work

[roguem.livejournal.com]

Agreed

[puredeadthingy.livejournal.com]

Nauseated Rose! Very nice.
I find it quite sad I can't follow up with a witty Bush-denouncing comment.

[roguem.livejournal.com]

That's very disturbing.

Trace the IP and launch the nukes.

[chunkylimes.livejournal.com]

0.o It would have been funny if it had been Dear Leader's Daily Thought. But this? No.

GIP

[christinenj.livejournal.com]

Well, like vulgarweed said, I'd rather have him screwing around on one of the internets then screwing up the country more then he has alreay.

I'm scared.

[vowel.livejournal.com]

This is waaay too disturbing. I don't think just bleach can help. I need something stronger.

[highwindpav.livejournal.com]

As...strange...as this is, and unpleasant having not one but two trolls...

I just have to laugh. Not about you having trolls, but...I read his LJ...silliness.

[falena]

Oh come on!
This is insane...But I can't help laughing...
You have the most hysterical trolls in the world, Cam, you know? Yeah, this probably isn't much of a consoling thought, but sill...

*sniggers*