Bush, A Friend of Mine, Apparently

[misscam]

It was bound to happen with my fierce declaration I would never friend Bush, I suppose.

I've been friended by presidentbush2u

Most frighteningly, his LJ proclaims "I'm not just your President, I'm also your friend" and "U will love me one u know the real George".

I need bleach.

MY BRAIN IT DOES NOTHING AAARGH

Comments

[misscam.livejournal.com]

Yeah, that'll happen. The day my brain rots to ooze and even then, my mindless body would have enough sense to dislike you still. Or in your language:

U SUCKZ, U L0SER.

Go friend an armadillo. Maybe it can keep you warm when Cheney is away.

[presidentbush2u.livejournal.com]

U are a pretty baby. I will forgive your meanness sinse you're only a child and don't know better.

Tell your mommy aand daddy to VOTE REPUBLICAN!!

[misscam.livejournal.com]

I would forgive you for being old and senile, except I am mean and unforgiving.

They can't, since they're Norwegian, you geography-confused grandiose git.

[presidentbush2u.livejournal.com]

U will come around and luv your uncle George soon enough

[iseeyoucam.livejournal.com]

CAM loves ME beter than she'll ever like you, stupid ugly monkey! I might abuse pink and burst into netspeak but Im better than u

GO AWAY, MONKEY MAN

[misscam.livejournal.com]

I never thought I'd utter this sentence and may the afterlife forgive me.

iseeyoucam, you're absolutely right.

[git-the-goddess.livejournal.com]

I think you're going to be rolling in your grave quite a lot.

[misscam.livejournal.com]

...

And on that day, Satan will be skating to work.

[greyladybast.livejournal.com]

What if Satan has rollerskates? That's skating, isn't it? And no ice required, either.

Ya gotta be careful how you phrase stuff like this, you know.

[misscam.livejournal.com]

Good point.

And on that day, Satan will be setting a new Olympic record ice skating with a triple lutz to work.

[b2wm.livejournal.com]

Aren't you just a precious little troll? The overdone ineptness is quite amusing. (Still, I'll be happy when the genuine article is amusing me from somewhere besides the White House.)

Vaguely OT: From the user info of gwb_daily: I screen comments from non-members. I do so because I want to prevent attacks on members as much as possible. This is the difference between Republicans and Democrats. Republicans try to prevent attacks on the nation by passing the Patriot Act, upping immigration security, and pre-emptive attacks. Democrats let attacks occur and then ask "Why?". I don't want to ask "Why?", I just want my members to be safe to express their opinions.

I suppose, if I'm any example then, independents simply don't take flamewars as seriously as limitations on freedom.

[presidentbush2u.livejournal.com]

I am VERY precious! Cam will see this someday

[pmtonyblair.livejournal.com]

As we all did, George. As we all did.

[b2wm.livejournal.com]

A Blair Sockpuppet? Wow, you don't go halfway when you're laying it on thick, do you?

Cute icon. *Pets Trolls*