A tease, a locked door and a wankshelter needed?

[misscam]

Ten tease for scarlettgirl:

It wasn't an unreasonable request, he tells himself. He didn't give her a chance for much of a goodbye and he does have fond memories of meeting her this day, of...

Oh.

She is kissing him, was kissing him, hesitantly and slightly awkwardly until he lifted a hand to her, feeling the warmth of her skin there, pressing her closer and feeling her lips grow surer in response.

He's kissed her before - no, he'll kiss her later in that timeline, kiss the time vortex away from her and life back, but this is different, this is all her. Was, he reminds himself. Was. History, past events. He's just remembering it, but it is at the same time happening so close to him he could walk over and kiss her neck while the other him kisses her lips.

He feels his mouth go slightly dry at that.

Bush gets thwarted by locked doors. Whoops! At least he did seem to take it with the funny which - hack, spew! - goes to his credit. I can't believe I just typed that sentence. I feel all dirty.

UK study suggests third of people believe a woman is partially or completely responsible for being raped if she has behaved flirtatiously *boggle* That's just disturbing.

Speaking of boggle, holy moly. *eyes wank with caution* I have two of the participants in that one on my flist and they're not exactly on the same side. Should I duck and cover?

Quick, to the Wankshelter!

Happy birthday saganamidreams!

Comments

[jedilora.livejournal.com]

See now, during the last wank I was involved in, a group decided to dig anti-drama trenches.

Which is why that's now an LJ interest. Huzzah!

[wildecate.livejournal.com]

Wow - anti drama is an LJ interest? Count me in!

[misscam.livejournal.com]

Hehehehe. Those would be lovely to have, though I'm rather fond of teh diea of a Wankshelter as well, fully stocked with chocolate and pornentertainment for the hiding.

Lovely icon!

[lotus79.livejournal.com]

new fic?

Coolies, something to look forward to when I get back from uberlong dress rehearsal (for which I have just discovered I don't have a costume... joy.)

[misscam.livejournal.com]

Companion piece to Passing By.

You're assuming I get it finished till then? :P What am I, your slave?

Good luck with the rehearsal.

[drakyndra.livejournal.com]

Oh, oh, oh, new fic! And it's Ten fic.

Talked you into it, eh?

But me likies, from what you have so far.

[misscam.livejournal.com]

Yes. She made the bunnies bite. So, so sad.

I'm still clinging on to Nine, though. Sniff. I feel so conflicted.

[ginmar.livejournal.com]

Boy, am I glad you're so fuckin' amused.

[misscam.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I am slightly amused that once again, I've been perfectly oblivious to people I know having a disagreement. I seem to manage to miss them over and over again until they pop up at a wank board or someone tells me years later. Clearly, I have great skills in obliviousness. This amuses me. And I tend to snark about most things, unless you've missed it. (Your flist is certainly huge enough, so you might not read mine too much, for all I know. Especially since I tend to ramble on about Doctor Who of late.)

I didn't actually comment on any of the content of the argument.

[wildecate.livejournal.com]

It's amazing isn't it that some people genuinely don't have enough to do but bitch at each other.

Did you say the Wankshelter was well stocked with chocolate? I'll bring the DVD player and the DW/CSI DVDs. And perhaps a case of wine....

Or maybe that should be whine?

[misscam.livejournal.com]

:P

Wine is always good. And tequila. Let's get drunk and drool over the Doctor!

[git-the-goddess.livejournal.com]

"The Amnesty International poll of 1,000 people also found over 25% believe she is at least partly to blame if she has worn revealing clothing or been drunk."
I actually know a guy who thinks like that... He was my flatmate for a while.
The truely shocking part was that he admitted during the talk were I founnd that out that there'd been times when I'd used him for the "this doesn't show too much, does it?" pre-party sounding board that he'd lied... that he liked being able to look. This was *also* after he'd said "Dressed like that, what does she expect?" after we heard about a student at the university being raped. Yes, his exact words.

Ex-flatmate now.

[misscam.livejournal.com]

...

*urge to violently throttle increasing*

What an utter bastard. And sadly not alone, it seems. Humanity still has looooong ways to go.

[evilstorm.livejournal.com]

*unnnnnghhh wibbles as she reads 'Passing By', and is not even pretending to not be interested in your fic from this fandom any more, ohgod*

[misscam.livejournal.com]

Welcome to the Dak Side. You'll love it.

;)

[aervir.livejournal.com]

The sad thing is that I, too, know several people (including members of my own family) whom I would, in many other respects, describe as friendly and commonsensical, but who tend to think about rape victims like the 33% mentioned in the BBC article. And I just don't understand how the fuck they are able to make logic go BOOM! like this...

In other, less serious news, I'm looking forward to reading the whole companion piece to Passing By. Yay for Ten! :)

[misscam.livejournal.com]

Oh, I think we all pick up certain dieas through society and media and what-not that seem rather grotesque. We perhaps don't have to really confront them until it happens to yourself or someone in your family, and that I'd wish upon no one.

[msgenevieve.livejournal.com]

He's just remembering it, but it is at the same time happening so close to him he could walk over and kiss her neck while the other him kisses her lips.

If it is at all possible to flail, wibble and die in the same moment, then consider it done.

[git-the-goddess.livejournal.com]

*Joins in*

[scarlettgirl.livejournal.com]

Aiyeeeeee!!!!

You're writing it!

::flails::

::runs in circles::

Aiyeeeee!!!!!

Okay, deep breath, I *just* read your bribe list (my, you're a bit of easy aren't you? *g*) and was mentally composing my "Miss Cam Rules the World Throw Money and Chocolate" post while I skimmed my flist and here it is

::flails some more::

Oh, this is fabulous and *exactly* what I imagined. Poor Ten! I imagine the next hour or so are going to be pure torture. Bring it on!

(I have a no-kerfuffle policy in my online world. Life is too short and there's too much porn read to get all het up about someone's personal drama. ::eyeroll::)

[misscam.livejournal.com]

Yes, I am. Wave a challenge in front of me and I can rarely resist. Sigh. I'm hopeless.

I'm so easy it's not even funny. But then, I'm easily pleased, so minor bribes are plenty for me. Give Cam a chocolate and she's happy.

Poor widdle Ten. I'm so cruel to him.

He can remember the feel of her pressed against his chest, warm and curved and hands on his shoulders. He wonders what it would be like to hold her from behind, her back slightly arched, her head turned to the side to meet his kiss. He knows the sound she makes at the back of her throat and he can hear it in his head, echoing and he can almost hear her making it if he, if he...

(Good policy. I clearly need more practice at it. Sigh.)

[kerlin.livejournal.com]

People are stupid. Bring on the porn. *nods sagely*

[misscam.livejournal.com]

Wise words to live by.

[elvea-aure.livejournal.com]

All right, I find that UK rape news disturbing and appalling. I feel the need to rant about how that's just disgusting and ridiculous and flirting is absolutely no excuse for a man to MISbehave in such a way etc., etc., but you've probably already thought the exact same thing so I will spare you the complete rant. Instead, I will dedicate my time to hunting down that third and shooting them. I feel it is justified.

[misscam.livejournal.com]

You need any weapons there?

[speshulduck.livejournal.com]

Y'know, if someone were to write Nine/Ten/Rose, that'd totally be my new kink. I guess I'll have to settle (which I use here to mean "gleefully love and reread many times") whatever it is you're cooking up. Because it definitely looks hot thus far.

And don't even get me started on the "blame the rape victim" routine. I'm a recovering SVU-addict and nothing sets me off worse. Perhaps those people should go talk to a rape victim and hear the cycle of self-hate and self-recrimination they go through. Urf, I got started. Sorry. [stops and wanders away to find wank or porn]

[misscam.livejournal.com]

Oh, I don't trust myself to not write that. I should not be trusted. I have a very bad tendency to write whacky ideas.

*posts fic*

Don't have to tell me. I know from personal experience how shitty it is, so I feel a great urge to knock heads together, grrrr.

Stupidity should be smacked.

[honorh.livejournal.com]

There won't be any more wank coming from my side; can't promise from hers. I went from finding the whole thing very offensive to very funny in about 24 hours, and really, what more needs said?

[misscam.livejournal.com]

The door is then open to the Wankshelter, should you need it.

*shakes head at self* Sometimes, I clearly don't have a clue what will set people off. Ah well.

[puredeadthingy.livejournal.com]

Bloody stupid survey.
I read somewhere the Queen has a bunker underground for when nuclear war breaks out. I bet she just sits in there reading fandom wank.

[roguem.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I just heard about the UK thing, it was rather disturbing. I don't get it at all, what the hell are those people thinking!

[chunkylimes.livejournal.com]

I have seen so many image macros of that Bush pic with NO EXIT STRATEGY pastede on yey!

[misscam.livejournal.com]

Seems a popular caption, yes.

[elvenpiratelady.livejournal.com]

*snerk* That reminded me of the Irregular Webcomic when the president declared Death unamerican. Perhaps Bush will declare locked doors and jetlag unamerican now? But one instant on his credit does not in the infinite red cancel. :P

[misscam.livejournal.com]

Well put indeed.

I need lots more funnies like that to even remove one inch of my dislike. I am cruel like that.

[megaera-1.livejournal.com]

In regards to the Bush story, John Howard I think went one better (possibly the one time he has actually asserted himself over the Shrub...but unfortunately not in a good way)--

He introduced himself to a wax doll.

Apparently he was at a function, stuck his arm out to the old meet 'n' greet and was fobbed off by something that belongs at Madam Tussauds.

I worry for my country, I really really do.

[misscam.livejournal.com]

*cracks up*

Oh, Howard. You're still doing your best to top Bush in whatever way you can, aren't you?

[kittycatness.livejournal.com]

I'm getting warm fuzzies thinking about how you and my president are about to become the best of friends. < /sarcasm >

That study is bullshit, dear. Pay no attention to it. -chestkicks study-

Wank. Geh. Pretty soon they're going to start talking about it on the evening news. Not to worry, dear, everything will be alright. Americans will be overstressed and slaving over a hot oven, then drowsy from the turkey, then of course, smashed by eight. Predictability rocks.

...By any chance, does the Wankshelter have orange fanta?