Of all the reviews to get...

[misscam]

I did not just get one suggesting I should work in a wedding for Lina and Gimli because the reviewer was uncomfortable seeing them having sex and not being married.

*checks* Yes, I did.

I'm sure my parents, unmarried and together for 27 years now, would be amused. If anything, that review is likely to make me *not* write in a wedding at all. I had considered it, but mostly because a wedding Dwarf style would be fun.

Oh well, we'll see.

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[vulgarweed.livejournal.com]

(4) Gloin gets liquored up at the reception and starts telling all kinds of scandalous stories too loudly, including some involving Bilbo, Gandalf, Thranduil, Beorn, and/or Smaug.

(5) Dwarves are very earthy. Few people know exactly what the wedding litany really means (it being in Khuzdul and all) but it's really extremely explicit. (see Sumerian Inanna/Dummuzi poetry for inspiration - it's kind of like the NC-17 version of the Song of Solomon.)