Fanfic Update & Best of Babydoll (Oooooh yeah)

[misscam]

East of the Sun, West of the Moon update again (do I ever spoil my readers or what?) - chapter twenty-four up here (ff.net) and here (CSI Forensics). Sara POV, with some demons lurking about.

Ogle my pretty new CSI fanfics banner here. Was a gift from Ramsey. Much, much love.

And now, by popular demand - or just Cam's Naughty Side - We bring you - 'Best of Babydoll'!

All links should be publically viewable, so it's right there for you all to enjoy.

"give me 1 good reason why I shouldn't cringe at the thought of Cath and Warrick being affectionate? It's just WRONG!"
Cath... (yes, so Cath is my fave character, don't worry the GSR speech is coming up soon…) and Warrick?!?!?!?!?!? Sorry if I'm 1 of few people who thinks this, but WHAT THE HELL IS THAT ALL A-FLIPPING-BOUT?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! It's stupid, it's pointless, there's no chemistry what-so-ever, they get on well, of course, I mean they're like siblings aren't they? they get on like best friends, brother and sister. And, like in table stakes.... brother and sister relationship is just plain disgusting! And that's what I see in them, call me old fashion, but I'm a Christian, and (not meaning to offend anyone) but I cringe at the sight of a gay couple being affectionate, and i certainly cringe at the sight of a brother and sister being affectionate, so give me 1 good reason why I shouldn't cringe at the thought of Cath and Warrick being affectionate? It's just WRONG!(...)
I am, clearly, a Cath/Nick shipper, and when the time comes to put my case across to TPTB I will, and I’ll do a very good job of it at that, but for now… I just want people to justify what they see in cath/warrick, that isn’t 10 times better in cath/nick? Honestly!


Babydoll's idea for Grave Danger - slight spoiler

Babydoll's petition to Channel Five
Not meaning to have a go at your channel, but if we fellow people do not get our CSI new season round about now, then I can do a LOT more than have a go! Do I make myself Perfectly clear?

Babydoll rants
And how can I be the Ultimate CSI Fan, i I have to wait a further 7 months or so from when the new episodes are 1st aired, to when I get to watch them, and THE ONLY reason for that is Channel 5, which, unluckily happens to be the channel of choice for CSI.
Babydoll is Cath and Nick's lovechild?
I'm quite a good Cath/Nick love child! Anyway! I wonder how they did butterflied, wrote the eppies, THEN looked for the look-alike, or found the look-alike, and THEN wrote the eppie?

The 'specialness' of Marg and George's kiss
Please not, that when she kissed Billy, like 2 years ago, with her eyes open, and she barely touched him, and when she kissed Gary, he kissed her, and she was practically running away from him! The marg/george kiss was special, and that photo taken after it shows it COMPLETELY!

Cath's Perfect Match Thread (The whole thing is worth reading - watch page 10 when I come wandering in and a slight fight erupts.) A few choice quotes:
uno s/g = sara/greg rite? but g/s iz sposd 2 happen (grissom/sara) so grissom's already occupied, he cant have cath! uno, I've just watched 6 CSIs in a row (all seen before - jis, ovald, storka, citc, fm n ctb!) n den i logd on2 msn, out of 18 CSI friends, one was online, and she iz ALWAYS away! wer can i go 2 talk wen i can fink of nufin but CSI!

no FAIR! y r der no C/N-ers????????????????????
RIBSC, BOOM, SDD, F&L, COR (not seen dat yet, but, uno!) ED, n a few more (dats all i rememba off da top of my head!)

YAY did u vote 4 dat? da kiss sez it all uno!

lol! even though I'm british, I did go to florida and see early rollout live, after having seen thge whole paul newsone incident on dvd, and I saw Boom and Overload yesterday, I realised how wrong her dating someone outside the cast is, and I know cath and nick will alwayz be the truth!

CATH AND NICK 2GEVA 4EVA ITS SO OBVIOUS!!!!!

Even after snakes? Did noone see the Hillbilly love?! I mean honestly! It was all there all ep, nah YoBlings on the way out, Nicky boy is here and present!

Are you trying to tell me that you can't see Nick getting on well with Lindsay? What planet are you people from, when it's right in front of your eyes!

Ever heard of a thing called posing! There is no chemistry between them 2, in other publicity photos, I've seen her backing away from him[Gary - Cam ed], and towards George! Besides, (and shoot me if I sound like Lady Heather in Slaves of Las Vegas here!) can you not see the way Gary's leaning in, really making something of it! And Marg's smiling through her teeth, she's married for pity's sake! AND This is NOT on the show, this was NOT planned! It's just a damn publicity stunt for crying out loud!
I realise my avatar is also a damn publicity stunt, but damnit they look adorable! And sides, I don't ship hillbilly coz of 1 lucky publicity stunt! If I did, I would not be a very good shipper!

In your own little world... someday, very soon, all will be revealed.....

Basically, most people change ships over a period of time, I don't! If I did then maybe I'd be a YoBlinger myself too now! But maybe 1 day some of you will change ships and maybe some of then will agree with me, and MAYBE that day will come a lot sooner than you expect!

Nick's Fave Gal (Again, the whole thread is worth a read, but don't miss page 3 and 4 where babydoll declares Kristy became a hooker since she's a slut and likes sex. I get annoyed, as do a few others.) Choice quotes again:

Eurgh! YoBling! this Tuesday, was Down the Drain - they couold not have made it more forced and cheesy! it was disguting, I was dreading it, and it sucked! I know they'll bring it out, but with a predicted 2 more years of CSI to go, they won't last that long! nah! C/N is the way forward, I have just enough confidence to believe that!

The Down the Drain moment seems to be the only thing anyone ever talks bout round here! And I remember some mention of a Cath/Nick moment in Crows Feet, is it good? It;s just that we don't get Cath/Nick moments as often as G/S or C/W, but when we do, it means so much more, and has more depth, and def more chemistry, if you see what I mean? I just think they're taking the wrong path with this C/W thing, espesh after Pilot!

OK, but Cath's not realy tat much older than him, and agree he is a family guy, and leaving it so late to get married is his own fault, as much as anyone else's, but that doesn't rule out the possibility of Cath/Nick babies, (seeing how I already have a load of them on Sims2!!!!!!)

Kirsty Hopkins? aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaag no! I'm sorry but no!

A) She's dead!!
B) She's a hooker - nick can do better than that!
C) Cath was there when Kirsty died!
D) CATH CATH CATH!

Kristy on the other hand..... is a hooker coz she's a slut, and enjoys sex, and fancies every guy she sees, Nick knew he'd made a mistake by the end of Boom! he knew! watch it and you'll see that moment of regret! Means everything!

What I meant to say was, she [Kristy - Cam ed] enjoys sex etc and that's why she became a hooker!

Not true, i created this poll to see how many hillbillies are out there! I'm surprised at the amount voting for Kristy and SARA! And starting to think that peopel are voting for these peopel to avoid having to vote Cath! You're right, GReg is his soulmate! But just wait... my time will come!

[In answer to her time will come for what] Haha! People have been asking me that a LOT recently lol! Well I won't say yet, but you YoBlingers don't put your money where your mouth is k?

Now don't you feel enlightened?

And if you've missed previous features - see here and here

Comments

[fixing.livejournal.com]

... um ... can someone point me towards the cath/nick SEXUALTENSIONCHEMISTRYOMG? because i've never seen it ...

[misscam.livejournal.com]

I suppose you could always ask babydoll to guide you... *ducks*

[aervir.livejournal.com]

Oh God, just skimming through this girl's excerpts gives me a major headache. It's not only what she writes (a woman who likes sex will end up as a prostitute -- even my tiny little asexual mind boggles at this amazing revelation); it is also and especially the way how she writes. In comparison with Netspeak, Finnegan's Wake suddenly seems so lucid.

Hm, here I am, at 9 o'clock in the morning, bashing some poor silly teen (whose letter I fondly remember) that I don't even know. Bad me. I think I should get some coffee and forgive her for the rape of logic and the English language.

But I am so longer sure whether I should really mourn the fact that there is virtually no fandom to speak of for the stuff I am currently watching. This does have its advantages.

[misscam.livejournal.com]

You're way more forgiving than me. I'm cruel and heartless, clearly.

What are you watching these days? Sharpe? P&P?

What the Duck.....

[saxihighlandck.livejournal.com]

She has lost her mind! *blinks* She really has. Chemistry?... I got more sparks from a flaming gummy bear in chemistry class then with Nick and Catherine. Please, someone smack her for me. Please.

Re: What the Duck.....

[misscam.livejournal.com]

Gummy Bears! Boucing here and there and everywhere!

Ahem. Childhood flashback there. And heh, icon.

[falena]

Hehehehe..the Internet really is the funniest place...I've got nothing more to say...

[misscam.livejournal.com]

She has really mastered the art of making people speechless, I think.

Also, I shake my icon at you, babydoll!

[hadria.livejournal.com]

OH MY GOD I LOVE YOU.

*builds altar of love*

Yep, adding this to memories.

Usually, people's delusions make me sad but hers are fucking hilarious. I love the rants over the speshulness of the George/Marg kiss over any other kisses and how Marg was "running away" from Gary. Right, like a married heterosexual woman would run away from Gary.

Her "time will come". Oooookay.

We're so lucky to have her in our fandom. Think of how boring it'd be if we didn't have her. I love you babydoll, never stop wanking!

[misscam.livejournal.com]

*ogles pretty altar*

I guess I missed the part where Marg ran far, far away from Gary and into all these interviews gushing about him. Yes, that is clearly a sign of how repulsed she is.

*comforts poor Gary*

Yes, we're blessed indeed. I thought I'd miss the insanity of the LotR fandom, but babydoll has been a gift of utter batshit insanity. Thank you, Universe.

[kittkatbar77.livejournal.com]

wow, that gave me a good laugh. this girl is insane. and not just because she ships Cath/Nick...i think that if she shipped anyone else as strongly she would still be super scary. she gives me the creepies.

[misscam.livejournal.com]

Yes. She's slightly creepy about the GSR as well, and I ship that and still want her to... gain some sanity.

[binglexjells.livejournal.com]

Please excuse me whilst I sit & cry with laughter.

*hahahahahahahahahahahaha x9275937593285*

Okay I'm done. This chick seriously needs some help. & not just mentally. She needs to learn how to type in coherent English.

*sits & sniggers at her*

[misscam.livejournal.com]

Glad you're amused ;)

And I quite agree - when you can't even spell your country's name, apparently, you know it's bad. Oy.

[me2you.livejournal.com]

Please, somebody get her out of my country *weeps*


C) Cath was there when Kirsty died!

and yet she was never considered a suspect, funny that ;) Cath gets away with everything :P

[misscam.livejournal.com]

OMG!Coverup!

:P

[briasoleil.livejournal.com]

Just one thing - there's not enough bleach in the world to cleanse my eyes and body of all that. Oy.

Also, I find her avatar over at YTDaW to be repulsive.

And how can anyone not find Gary Dourdan attractive? I mean, the guy pretty much defines "hot! hot! hot!" himself.

[misscam.livejournal.com]

She's legally blind?

Her avatar is seriously starting to grate on my nerves too. Or that could just be her. Feh.

*lends out bleach anyway*

[immoralilly.livejournal.com]

Hee. Babydoll has obviously been saying some bad words because the webmarshall blocker gave 'best of babydoll' 10 porn points (ie wouldn't let me see it). Well done! You are by proxy up there with autobadgirl, velocityofsound and scullyseviltwin as smut queens.

[misscam.livejournal.com]

Must have been all her ranting about Kristy Hopkins as a 'slut' and 'sex enjoyer'.

Should we give her a prize?

[paintedrainbows.livejournal.com]

*thinking this is very amusing*

Me & Sammie get on *very well* with her don't we hun? *rolls eyes*

Am I the only one that wishes she would shut about her being "the ultimate CSI fan"?

:p

[misscam.livejournal.com]

I sense previous experience with little miss babydoll, I do.

And no, you're not the only one. I could start proclaiming myself Queen easily enough, but that does not make it so. (Sadly.) *eyerol*

[kateanderson.livejournal.com]

Heh, I'm so glad that I found your journal because before, I was totally oblivious to the crazy and I loves the crazy!

I'm a reformed Cath/Nick shipper. ;)

[misscam.livejournal.com]

I do my best to share the insanities of fandom ;)

Heh. I don't really mind the ship in itself though it's not my choice of pairing, it's just that babydoll is representing it so poorly I'm just never gonna be able to read a C/N fic without thinking 'babydoll would like this'. Shudder.

[paintedrainbows.livejournal.com]

hell yeah...

quote a couple days ago:

Sammie had something along the lines of {csi sammie & csi laney investigating a crime scene near you} in her msn name. (something like that)

Sammie comes online while babydoll is, and she asks:

"why am I not in your name?" {in text language, obviously ;))

Uh...possibly because the name was to do with a fic me & sammie were writing at the time and had absolutely nothing to do with her! And yet she goes on at Sammie saying she's the ultimate csi fan and all that crap, and saying that she should be in her name.

[misscam.livejournal.com]

Oh, right, right, Sammie told me something about this.

*shakes head* She's just obsessed about this ultimate CSi fan thing. Hello, it's not a title she's been knighted with by the Queen! Sheesh.

[paintedrainbows.livejournal.com]

*needs a sarcastic emoticon*

And yes, I also hate her avatar. And the C/N ship, but I don't go round pissing off people who don't like my ships or if I don't like theirs.

*wondering whether that ^^ makes any sense at all*

It's actually almost impossible to have a conversation with her on MSN, she uses so many emoticons and exclamation marks!

/[moderate] bitchiness

[misscam.livejournal.com]

I cannot even begin to imagine the pain of chatting with her on MSN. Not that she would, I'm a bitchy C/Wer and thus probably as 'distgusting' as my ship. *eyeroll*

My deep, deep sympathies for having to endure her.

And yeah, there are some of the 'ships I'm no great fan of, but bashing it exceedingly feels a bit idiotic. Taste be taste and all.

[kitness.livejournal.com]

Well. If nothing else, I now feel loads better about myself. Though I fear I may have lost IQ points with all the OMG NICK/CATH 2GETHA 4EVA!!!! THEY R TEH HOT!!!111!! Or whatever. Gah.

[misscam.livejournal.com]

Sometimes, we have to sacrifice IQ points for the sheer amusement of batshit insanity.

But chat speak does burn. Ow.

[autobadgirl.livejournal.com]

I am so happy to be in this fandom with all the delicious wankery.

*wipes a single perfect tear of joy*

Seeing as she's provided me with so much amusement with her wankery, perhaps babydoll should get a title, is Ultimate CSI Wackaloon taken?

[misscam.livejournal.com]

I do believe it's available!

Think she'd show up to an official award ceremony?

[keskt.livejournal.com]

Dear God, someone hold me. I don't surf around the CSI section of YTDaW all that much anymore- clearly I've been missing out *g*
The only piece of babydoll's "work" I had seen before this was her letter to CM (thanks to your link)- I had no idea how much more there was.

[misscam.livejournal.com]

Hehehehe.

I'm sure there will be much, much more when she returns to the Board. Oh, happy days...

[paintedrainbows.livejournal.com]

Oh dear lord...

For a while me & some friends have been planning to go to London for the csi finale airing thing on the first of july.

She just invited herself along! She never even asked me if she could come with us, she just presumed i'd meet her and go to london with her!

*holding back abuse*

[misscam.livejournal.com]

I guess she assumed "The Ultimate CSI fan" didn't need an invitation.

*eyeroll*

Is her parents letting her go just like that?

[broken-enemy.livejournal.com]

I realise that I'm about 2 years late to the party but this has to be the best post ever. So amusing. I did not realise that she was so crazy. I almost arranged to meet up with her last summer but then she started talking about religion and freaked me out, so I said I was too busy and couldn't travel.

[broken-enemy.livejournal.com]

No. 3 years. Damn numbers.