Babydoll does logic, Cam does fangirl and everyone does insults

[misscam]

Insults! What would politics be without them?

Hobbit!slash ad brings wank! (Oh LotR fandom, I almost miss you sometimes.)

I'm hearing ya there, I get that a lot with my Hillbilly Love obsession. Everytime there's a YoBling scene, or Cath's with another guy, or Nick's flirting with Sara my heart breaks, and it's ridiculous, they're fictional characters, soon to be non-existant to our screens anyway, I gotta make the most of the last couple of seasons and the talent that's put into it, not the shippiness!

*squints* Is that... logic from babydoll? *Babydoll*, she of tinhat logic and 'Catherine/Warrick is like incest, omg'? I suddently have hope for fandom after all!

In other news, it's official. I am a sad fangirl, as I have ordered myself the new DW books and a little wee Ten in his suit. He's just so wee and Ten and stuff.

Oh, shut up. This is what happens when I get three months pay at once and know I got some compensation due soon. (Gotta love the "oh, we're sorry your life got fucked with, so here's some money!" of it all. Of course, it's really the only thing that can be offered, so I shouldn't knock it, it's just... I'm not exactly gonna get over it from money, even if I can buy shinies with it, now am I?)

Review I got for DW fic that amused me:
Loved it! Fics that are truly romantic are too few and far between when it comes to this show. I'm glad to see the SOMEONE can tell the difference between romance and senseless smut.

But I write the senseless smut like whoa! (Heck, wendymr is trying to bug me into writing another Ten/Rose/Nine, the fiend.) I have no sense of shame!

Incidentally, does it bug anyone else when the author clearly dumps her morality all over a fic? Like having Character Hot and Character Beautiful decide not to shag until they get married when Canon hasn't showed them to be the type at all? Because it does me, and a great deal. Let characters have their Canon morals, not yours, kthxbai.

Today's meme - In the parts of Norway I was born, we insult those we likes. So, comment here with a creative insult brimming with affection for me, and I shall do the same.

Comments

[piecesofalice.livejournal.com]

Don't worry. I have lizbee sitting on the couch beside me lamenting on the fact she can buy DW videos for 50 cents on eBay. She's yet to cave and buy a Ten figurine, however. ;)

As for CSI: Everyone, ship Cath/Brass. They're the other other other other white meat!

[misscam.livejournal.com]

You fiendish ship-seductor. I shake my Catherine/Warrick icon at you, I do.

Give her time.

[lotus79.livejournal.com]

*adds her might of nag to wendymr's* More Ten/Rose/Nine! Now!

(thou steaming pile of pustulent splooge)

[misscam.livejournal.com]

Shut up, you ripe rectum of rank retrogress.

[vulgarweed.livejournal.com]

I'm glad to see the SOMEONE can tell the difference between romance and senseless smut.

Please not to be dissing the smut plz.


(HATE! My latest LJ rant was all about people being all snobby about smut.)

[misscam.livejournal.com]

What timing, truly.

*only disses the bad smut*

[dune-drd.livejournal.com]

oooh, Ten/Rose/Nine smut? Pwetty please? ^^ And don't get me started on inuslts, go pick the one you like best you Thou warped half-faced harpy! *g*

[misscam.livejournal.com]

I already did it once, and that's more than anyone else has done, hah!

Be put in a cauldron of lead and usurer's grease, amongst a whole million of cutpurses, and there boil like a gammon of bacon that will never be enough.

[gehayi.livejournal.com]

You scullion! You rampallian! You fustilarian! I'll tickle your catastrophe!

Taken from: Henry IV, part 2

[misscam.livejournal.com]

Come, you are a tedious fool. To the purpose.

[th-esaurus.livejournal.com]

(Oh god, please write the Ten/Rose/Nine again. Pretty please? I bug also.)

A creative insult...?! I am no good at those. The best I would do would be to shout "YOU POO!" and then apologise in tears afterwards.

[misscam.livejournal.com]

You toilet!

Watch Blackadder. He'll teach you about the glorious creative insults. Yes.

(You lot are great nags. You'd think you only friended me to get me to write some particular smut :P)

[belegcuthalion.livejournal.com]

But I write the senseless smut like whoa!

You do indeed, dear.. but in such a romantic way! *grins*

[boz4pm.livejournal.com]

*holds up 'Senseless Smut is Teh Rox0rz' placarad*

For shame, thou pantalooned whoreson of an aadvark's wobbly bits!

[drakyndra.livejournal.com]

An insult: You bloody Wachownski! (personal injoke)

I think I shall just add my vote to the crowd clamouring for Ten/Rose/Nine. Because it is just hot liek whoa, with added awesome.

Like having Character Hot and Character Beautiful decide not to shag until they get married when Canon hasn't showed them to be the type at all?

Is this who I think it is? Because, if it is who I think it is, I think they should think about the characters and what they would think instead of trying to think for them. It's just unthinking!

Yes.

[misscam.livejournal.com]

You Swede!

Shouldn't you be busy poking me for Ten!porn instead of this scary, scary OT3, hmm?

It could be who you're thinking of, yes. Plus a few people you're certainly not thinking of, unless you've been reading LotR and CSI fic when I wasn't looking.

[git-the-goddess.livejournal.com]

You spoon sucking Brand Name Furniture! Now, go write that Nine/Rose/Ten or a Ten/Rose/Nine. I'm not picky.

[misscam.livejournal.com]

Thou whoreson mandrake, thou art fitter to be worn in my cap than to wait at my heels.

Maybe I got other things to write, huh? HUH?!

[iristigerlily.livejournal.com]

*adds to the nine/rose/ten smut!fic list of pokers*

[misscam.livejournal.com]

*adds you to naggers list*

[smalldiver.livejournal.com]

Shakespeare at his finest:

You Idol of idiot-worshippers!

[misscam.livejournal.com]

Thou map of woe!

[highwindpav.livejournal.com]

::gigglesnorts at the TBS commercials::

Hmm, creative insult. Foul slavering spawn of blithering scorn and idiocy!

...I'm no good at this.

[misscam.livejournal.com]

That's why you opt for the Shakespeare.

I shall live to knock thy brains out.

[harmonyfb.livejournal.com]

Incidentally, does it bug anyone else when the author clearly dumps her morality all over a fic? Like having Character Hot and Character Beautiful decide not to shag until they get married when Canon hasn't showed them to be the type at all?

It irritates me beyond the bounds of all reason, especially in my recent fandom, Buffy the Vampire Slayer. Because a peek at the track records of any of the characters will indeed show that they likes teh sexx. Frequently. And definitely outside the bounds of wedlock. And that would be one of the many reasons I loved watching the show. ::thinks fondly of house-destroying sex::

In the parts of Norway I was born, we insult those we likes. So, comment here with a creative insult brimming with affection for me, and I shall do the same.

Gooberhead. (Ok, I haven't actually had coffee yet, so that's as witty as I get this morning. Please to be imagining the pleasant and friendly tone.)

[misscam.livejournal.com]

Yes. I get annoyed with those things too - heck, in some parts of the world people don't as much marry. Like here. My parents, together over 30 years, never married. And that's not uncommon at all.

Please be remembering what time, society and upbringing characters be in, plz.

Twat.

[glinda-penguin.livejournal.com]

Ummm...my creative insults are generally obscene...so I'll make do with the one that's recently become a favourite with Student Media at my uni...in honour of that show about the history of words...

"You mystical cave!"

Because, you know, if you're going to have senseless smut, let it at least be anatomically correct... ;)

[misscam.livejournal.com]

You hot flaming sword of passion!

I swear, anatomically incorrect smut hurts teh poor wee vagina. Think of the vagina. Write smut that adheres to biology and logic.

[falena]

Can you believe I actually forgot there was the second debate on tv last night?*headdesk to infinity*
I realised what was going on only when I heard Dad shouting at the tv (he was insulting Berlu, as you could guess *lol*).
I clearly lose at life. I miss all the fun, ALL OF IT. *cries*

Anyway, Berlu let me down big time. 'Useful idiot', come on, Silvio, you can do so much better than that! Remember that time when you compared a German MEP to a Nazi concentration camp guard?

Oh, and two weeks ago one of those Communist journalists Italy seems to be swarming with published an article listing all the insults Berlu used in recent years. Priceless stuff, really.

As for me, I'm so un-Italian it's not even funny. I can't do insults. I'm too boring and unimaginative, I think. And even on those rare occasions when I can come up with something, I feel horribly guilty afterwards. *sigh*

[misscam.livejournal.com]

*holds you*

And indeed, he was in the lame corner. He should've asked Shakespeare for a hand. Thou caluminous hedge-born miscreant!

We're gonna have to work on your insult skills. You're an honourary Norwegian now, and storming your enemies in a beserking rage is even more impressive with choice insults first.

Did you get your Scots icon, BTW?

[yattara.livejournal.com]

Not so much an insult, but still funny:

'May a pregnant camel give birth in your bunk!'

You may be safe from this in Norway ;)

[git-the-goddess.livejournal.com]

Wasn't someone trying to import camels there?

Cam, you may want to post guards around your bunk.

[dark-aegis.livejournal.com]

Because this thread needs a Monty Python reference ;)

"Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!"

And add me to the nagger's list ;) I'd love to see more Nine/Rose/Ten smut!

[misscam.livejournal.com]

I fart in your general direction!

I know you do, you kink.

[wendymr.livejournal.com]

*sees what she started*

*beams proudly*

*nags again*

Now, get writing, you wagon! (Irish insult)

[misscam.livejournal.com]

Shut up, you swede. :P

*goes back to ignoring nags*

[knorg.livejournal.com]

BOW-LEGGED HOOR DRIPPING WITH FILTH!

...too much?

[misscam.livejournal.com]

Hunchbacked gnat with Dalek-goo penis!

[chem-nerd.livejournal.com]

You are but a rank mackerel, wrapped in old and musty newsprint, detailing your many exploits with George W. Bush.

[misscam.livejournal.com]

You, good woman, have the DNA of a rank lutefisk.

[sliven.livejournal.com]

May Barbarians invade your personal space! I sneer at your rant, you Nordic-smelling person!

[sinneahtes.livejournal.com]

Incidentally, does it bug anyone else when the author clearly dumps her morality all over a fic? Like having Character Hot and Character Beautiful decide not to shag until they get married when Canon hasn't showed them to be the type at all?

Yeah, it bugs the heck out of me. Partly just because I can't help but go "Hmmph!" when I think someone's trying to preach her morals without having been asked to, and partly just because if it's THAT clear that's what she's doing, it makes the story's writing itself look that much worse. (In other words, it reads less like a story and more like somebody else's uninteresting rant.)

[krazykat.livejournal.com]

*runs in late*

Thou half penny purse of wit!