Pet-shagging, reciquette and other notes

Ooooi.

i do not trick my animals into sex, and they certainly don\'t suffer. In fact they seem to enjoy it very much. ;) (...) No I dont miss my human lovers. they were horrible. they didnt understand me at all. and I really dont miss being hurt, emotionally and physically. I know what it was like and that is why i would never bring harm to my animal lovers.

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I'm sorry. I have to go feed my cat some snacks and apologise on behalf of humanity.

This is godawful, and i dont even know why i'm posting it, ut i'm feeling sick (which is why i'm at home)and kinda depressed, so if anyone could point me towards some humourous and fluffy fics i'd appreciate it!

That's an... Interesting way to advertise your fic there. Yes. Which reminds me, what do y'all think about recommending one's own stories in fic rec threads? I've always found it a bit odd, but could be just me. Does some form of reciquette even exist?

Psst, lizbee - the scan of the Susan Sto-Helit picture in SFX for you. (And anyone else who wants, really.)

I really, really love this icon fondued_jicama made for me. It be shiny.

Is there any Doctor Who version of a comm like csi_ffwriters?

So, Christmas is a long time away still, but would anyone here be keen on perhaps doing some gift swapping or something when the time comes? Am curious and like to feel ahead.

In other news:
Norway ranked high in European health service overview (See, you wouldn't think that for all politicians are taking cheap shots at each other for poor health service.)
Bush to defend Iraq strategy
Iran remains defiant
US and NATO wants more military aid from Norway (Oh, bite me.)
Peter Jackson to remake 'Dam Busters'

Huzzah!

They've found "The Scream" and "Madonna"!

(If you haven't seen them, they look like this and this and were painted by Edvard Munch. They are considered masterpieces.)

They were stolen from the Munch museum two years ago. Apparently, they don't seem to have suffered any serious damage, so huzzah! Thieving paws *off* our national treasures, thank you very much.

Right on.