Sane shippers, not so sane shippers and other items

[misscam]

See, shippers can be sane!

Group hug for all!

New OFUM fanart - amazing that it still gets attention and fanart, I have to say. (All the fanart for it can be found here.) About the most flattering thing I know of, getting fanart for something you wrote. I miss the days of OFUM madness sometimes, but ah well. Everyone gets their 15 minutes of Internet fame, perhaps, and those were mine.

Meanwhile, in CSI fandom, sanity isn't always around...
There's drama rama

Troll? Obnoxious? Misunderstood? You decide for yourself.

There's that character-actors confusion again:
its not just that jorja and WP dont have chemistry, its that the characters sara and gris dont. even if GE played gris it would be hard to forse it to look right because obviously their offscreen chemistry would be so confused by GE having to act like gris that things wouldnt work lol. Ssnickers and GE n JF all the way

There's Sara-bashing fanfic trying for funny:
Better yet why don’t you head for Iraq? Go find the Allatola and offer yourself up as one of those eleven virgins they are supposed to get after committing suicide? That will change them all over to Christians and stop the war. Oh and Sara.....I will be seeing Gil in Rhode Island come December. So put that in your liquor bottle and drink it!

There are Nick-fans ready to dance on the table the moment GSR goes away:
They live in their own little GSR world, but I'll dance on the table when this world begin to shatter! *Muaahh*

There's Sara and Nick as Canon:
Snickers is the only couple to have actually happened, as far as I'm concerned. I mean, yeah, GSR may have a "relationship," but if so, it's so unhealthy and wrong than it can be nothing more than a momentary lapse into mental illness. Here's hoping they have a quick recovery.

And the season haven't even started. I need to restock the wankshelter bar, that's for sure.

E-mail I found in my inbox one morning:
Hello,
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*blinkblink*

Because the kind of traffic I want to my personal website is horny males looking for sex. Yes.

Norway's population rises to 4,660,000

Aw. Aren't we small and adorable?

Comments

[yattara.livejournal.com]

Because OFUM just shouts out 'We need more horny males!' The teaching staff could do with the target practice.

Yeah, I'm also pleasantly surprised by T&C. Not so much by the OP, but you can't have everything.

[misscam.livejournal.com]

Between this and crushing "Drose", I am feeling something quite like affection. My, my.

Given all the (horny) fangirls at OFUM, the staff has enough target practice, me thinks.

[natterfly.livejournal.com]

Better yet why don’t you head for Iraq? Go find the Allatola and offer yourself up as one of those eleven virgins they are supposed to get after committing suicide? That will change them all over to Christians and stop the war.

Mwahahaha! That's comedy genius for all the wrong reasons.

[misscam.livejournal.com]

I've reread it several times and it still says the same and cracks me up.

Bet it was thought to be all clever and stuff.

[colorstoobright.livejournal.com]

See, shippers can be sane!
THERE IS A FALLACY IN YOUR STATEMENT. Cannot. Compute. Beep. Beeeep.

[misscam.livejournal.com]

*reboots*

I am a shipper and mostly sane, yes? Others are also shippers and opt for sanity. They exist! Only the batshit ones are so very, very loud.

[boz4pm.livejournal.com]

Good grief! Sane shippers?! *boggles* I never thought I'd see the day.

And 'Yay' for fanart - and I totally agree. I've had a few people do pics of Halladan of late and it's just aces when that happens. *grins*

CSI shippy wank pwns all, though.

I have to say I am suitably baffled and amazed by your e-mail. If their impressions of your site were so very good, one assumes they must have looked at the thing, so how and why did they come to conclusion you would want to link to them? O.o *brain goes 'splodey*

[misscam.livejournal.com]

I know. I keep dreaming someone will do fanart for more recent stuff as well. It really is the ego boost to beat all ego boosts.

CSI shippy wank never dies. I fear for season seven, I do. Wank city.

Probably just a standard phrase they throw into there as they merrily spam various websites. Still - huh?

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[evilstorm.livejournal.com]

Hey! You're just about 300k people bigger than we are! Small country solidarity ftw.

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[evilstorm.livejournal.com]

previous comment with wrong acct, I meant. What the hell, lj.

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[misscam.livejournal.com]

Group hug for us too!

[dune-drd.livejournal.com]

Sane shippers! In T&C? I think my brain just exploded

[misscam.livejournal.com]

So that's what all the chunks on the walls are!

[scarlettgirl.livejournal.com]

Some days fandom just does you proud. Maybe the post-Doomsday/promo-shot tensions are starting to fade and we can get back to reasonable and rational discussion...

HAHAHA!

*wipes tears*

Okay, I just wanted to see how that sounded out loud. We may have won the battle but the war is still batshit.

[misscam.livejournal.com]

Snort.

All the more reason to enjoy the small victories, no?

[dune-drd.livejournal.com]

awwww. And here for a millisecond I believed in your statement

[nostalgia-lj.livejournal.com]

Hooray for T&C!

[misscam.livejournal.com]

Not every day you get to say that, huh?

[--kali--.livejournal.com]

Yay! The sane minority have stopped lurking *remembers why she loves T&C*

Your country's population is so tiny and wee!

[misscam.livejournal.com]

Maybe this will dawn a new age!

Or maybe not, but I can hope.

Yes. We're like a cute widdle puppy, we are.

[greyladybast.livejournal.com]

Oh and Sara.....I will be seeing Gil in Rhode Island come December. So put that in your liquor bottle and drink it!

Arrrrrgh! Don't use my state in your stupidity! Harrumph!!

[ashiya.livejournal.com]

It's been like, Wank Season for the CSI fandom this summer. LOL. I mean, some of these people are really taking the whole "ignorance is bliss" thing to a whole new level. Maybe they should say "ignorance is for the batshit crazy" or something. o_O I don't know.

Is TalkCSI the home of the wankfestival or something? How come 90% of the wank originates from there? And why?

[misscam.livejournal.com]

I don't know, because it draws in a certain crowd? They've set up new rules now that'll probably cut down on the batshit. I'll have to find new hunting grounds for it.

Just wait till the season starts and deals with the Grissom/Sara relationship. Oi.

[jessickuh.livejournal.com]

There's drama rama

I got up in the middle of reading all of the posts, so I could microwave some popcorn.

[marcasite.livejournal.com]

Believe it or not, I read that whole thing about the troll at YTDAW.

Call me the sucker I am.

We call all use more horny males, no?

[avonassac.livejournal.com]

I snuck my own booze in for the night but it appears that after reading all of this, I have none left. If the wank continues like this, you could be rolling in the cash from all the virtual booze you're selling.

I wish horny males looking for sex would visit my personal website.. or that I had a personal website for them to visit.

I.. don't know. Really, I am drunk.

I have.. five hundred and twenty eight people in my town. Wee.

[losseniaiel.livejournal.com]

I dreamt about ship wars in the CSI fandom last night, and about GSR in particular. The scary thing about this is that I've never seen an episode, but the demented shippers have scarred my brain anyway. ;)