Sane shippers, not so sane shippers and other items

[misscam]

See, shippers can be sane!

Group hug for all!

New OFUM fanart - amazing that it still gets attention and fanart, I have to say. (All the fanart for it can be found here.) About the most flattering thing I know of, getting fanart for something you wrote. I miss the days of OFUM madness sometimes, but ah well. Everyone gets their 15 minutes of Internet fame, perhaps, and those were mine.

Meanwhile, in CSI fandom, sanity isn't always around...
There's drama rama

Troll? Obnoxious? Misunderstood? You decide for yourself.

There's that character-actors confusion again:
its not just that jorja and WP dont have chemistry, its that the characters sara and gris dont. even if GE played gris it would be hard to forse it to look right because obviously their offscreen chemistry would be so confused by GE having to act like gris that things wouldnt work lol. Ssnickers and GE n JF all the way

There's Sara-bashing fanfic trying for funny:
Better yet why don’t you head for Iraq? Go find the Allatola and offer yourself up as one of those eleven virgins they are supposed to get after committing suicide? That will change them all over to Christians and stop the war. Oh and Sara.....I will be seeing Gil in Rhode Island come December. So put that in your liquor bottle and drink it!

There are Nick-fans ready to dance on the table the moment GSR goes away:
They live in their own little GSR world, but I'll dance on the table when this world begin to shatter! *Muaahh*

There's Sara and Nick as Canon:
Snickers is the only couple to have actually happened, as far as I'm concerned. I mean, yeah, GSR may have a "relationship," but if so, it's so unhealthy and wrong than it can be nothing more than a momentary lapse into mental illness. Here's hoping they have a quick recovery.

And the season haven't even started. I need to restock the wankshelter bar, that's for sure.

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*blinkblink*

Because the kind of traffic I want to my personal website is horny males looking for sex. Yes.

Norway's population rises to 4,660,000

Aw. Aren't we small and adorable?

Comments

[misscam.livejournal.com]

I was never really a part of it, but just watching was enough.

Yay! Batshit for entertainment and profit for the win!

There should definitely be Cagematches of Batshit: Famous Individual Wankers Edition too.

[colorstoobright.livejournal.com]

Yay! Batshit for entertainment and profit for the win!
Mmmm. With the money from this WE CAN RULE THE WORLD!

There should definitely be Cagematches of Batshit: Famous Individual Wankers Edition too.
We can start with the CSI fandom. And placing money on who would win.

[misscam.livejournal.com]

We couldn't do a worse job than those currently in charge, that's for sure. And we could ban silly ship names. Yay!

Yes. I have a feeling Tazzer, babydoll and SaraSidleStokes would all be getting low odds, oh yes.

[colorstoobright.livejournal.com]

Ugh, YES PLZ. Seriously, since when did typing out their full names become such a hassle?

I am feeling deliciously evil.

[misscam.livejournal.com]

Since it got difficult to see them as two seperate people and not one entity, I guess. Or it take precious time away from writing 'omg lol others ship's suxx' or some such.

Life as Evil can be good.