Dear widdle world...
Sep. 15th, 2006 08:56 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
misscamDear Norwegian government,
when I voted for the "red-green alternative", I wasn't really expecting too much difference from the conservative lot and indeed, I've been right. And I wasn't expecting you to fulfill all your promises before the election, as no one ever do. But fuck you, you said you'd raise the minimum level on tax when we import from 200 NOK to 1000 NOK and you BETTER DAMN WELL DO IT ALREADY. You realise when I order DVD boxsets from abroad I often have to pay more in fees than I do in tax and for the boxset itself because getting it through customs is a tiresome inane process? These are minor purchases. Our country is already effing rich. You can afford to fulfill this particular promise and raise the limit. YOU PROMISED WHINE WHINE WHINE.
Your disgruntled voter,
Camilla
***
Dear Norwegian government II,
AWESOME
I love the fact that Norway could actually buy Manhatten. Could we buy all of Trump's holdings for nefarious socialistic purposes, please?
Much amusement,
Cam
***
Dear "glowinginjesus",
who the hell are you and why are you telling me you've changed your e-mail and then quoting the Bible at me? You can't know me too well, surely.
Your slightly puzzled atheist,
Cam
***
Dear CSI fandom,
you're just going to go totally batshit this season, aren't you?
Your alcohol-supplying wankshelter-tender,
Cam
***
Dear Doctor Who fandom,
for all the hate, you're still like a cute little lovable puppy. Only you do bite a lot of shoes and drool all over the carpets. And try not to dig up all the buried skeletons, yeah?
Mostly love,
Cam
***
Dear Bush,
you want to 'redefine' the *Geneva Convention*? Dude, even people of your own party is telling you it's such a bad, bad idea. You do realise that if people could just redefine that one on political whims, the convention is pretty much nul and void? There are always incovenient parts in an international treaty. You being so fond of democracy and all - those things aren't at work just at the national level, you know. Sometimes, even your country has to bow to an international majority. Yeah. It's a bitch like that, democracy and international cooperation.
I'm looking at you too, Norway. Actually, I think I'm looking at every bloody country out there.
Much disgust,
Cam
***
Dear certain Aussie Idiots,
WHAT
What the hell is that, 'Vendetta Against Stingrays'? Idiots! Man, I hope the ghost of Irwin drops a ghost crocodile in your beds and scare the piss out of you. Way to honour the dead, shitheads.
Much WTFery,
Cam
***
Dear Blair,
Give it fucking up already. You're making even me tense.
Your friendly Norwegian,
Cam
***
Dear hot men of the world,
as you were. Mmm.
Love,
Cam
***
Dear Sweden,
good luck not electing gits!
Neighbourly affection,
Cam
***
Dear Norwegian imams,
whyyyyyy? You wouldn't be the first faith to have nutters, you know. Please not be going all X-Files on me. You just make me miss Mulder and Scully.
Your sighing countrywoman,
Cam
***
Dear widdle world,
how about we try to make you suck a little less at times, huh?
Ever yours, at least until an alien whisks me away,
Cam
As ever, feel free to 'Dear Cam' me. (Some previous 'Dear world' can be found here.)
when I voted for the "red-green alternative", I wasn't really expecting too much difference from the conservative lot and indeed, I've been right. And I wasn't expecting you to fulfill all your promises before the election, as no one ever do. But fuck you, you said you'd raise the minimum level on tax when we import from 200 NOK to 1000 NOK and you BETTER DAMN WELL DO IT ALREADY. You realise when I order DVD boxsets from abroad I often have to pay more in fees than I do in tax and for the boxset itself because getting it through customs is a tiresome inane process? These are minor purchases. Our country is already effing rich. You can afford to fulfill this particular promise and raise the limit. YOU PROMISED WHINE WHINE WHINE.
Your disgruntled voter,
Camilla
***
Dear Norwegian government II,
AWESOME
I love the fact that Norway could actually buy Manhatten. Could we buy all of Trump's holdings for nefarious socialistic purposes, please?
Much amusement,
Cam
***
Dear "glowinginjesus",
who the hell are you and why are you telling me you've changed your e-mail and then quoting the Bible at me? You can't know me too well, surely.
Your slightly puzzled atheist,
Cam
***
Dear CSI fandom,
you're just going to go totally batshit this season, aren't you?
Your alcohol-supplying wankshelter-tender,
Cam
***
Dear Doctor Who fandom,
for all the hate, you're still like a cute little lovable puppy. Only you do bite a lot of shoes and drool all over the carpets. And try not to dig up all the buried skeletons, yeah?
Mostly love,
Cam
***
Dear Bush,
you want to 'redefine' the *Geneva Convention*? Dude, even people of your own party is telling you it's such a bad, bad idea. You do realise that if people could just redefine that one on political whims, the convention is pretty much nul and void? There are always incovenient parts in an international treaty. You being so fond of democracy and all - those things aren't at work just at the national level, you know. Sometimes, even your country has to bow to an international majority. Yeah. It's a bitch like that, democracy and international cooperation.
I'm looking at you too, Norway. Actually, I think I'm looking at every bloody country out there.
Much disgust,
Cam
***
Dear certain Aussie Idiots,
WHAT
What the hell is that, 'Vendetta Against Stingrays'? Idiots! Man, I hope the ghost of Irwin drops a ghost crocodile in your beds and scare the piss out of you. Way to honour the dead, shitheads.
Much WTFery,
Cam
***
Dear Blair,
Give it fucking up already. You're making even me tense.
Your friendly Norwegian,
Cam
***
Dear hot men of the world,
as you were. Mmm.
Love,
Cam
***
Dear Sweden,
good luck not electing gits!
Neighbourly affection,
Cam
***
Dear Norwegian imams,
whyyyyyy? You wouldn't be the first faith to have nutters, you know. Please not be going all X-Files on me. You just make me miss Mulder and Scully.
Your sighing countrywoman,
Cam
***
Dear widdle world,
how about we try to make you suck a little less at times, huh?
Ever yours, at least until an alien whisks me away,
Cam
As ever, feel free to 'Dear Cam' me. (Some previous 'Dear world' can be found here.)
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Date: 2006-09-15 07:26 pm (UTC)You don't understand.
International law only counts when it applies to *other people*.
Yours sincerely,
George W. Bush
Dictator-For-Life
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Date: 2006-09-15 07:53 pm (UTC)on behalf of other people, may your double standards get stuck in your anus.
No love,
Cam
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Date: 2006-09-15 08:33 pm (UTC)You're a foreigner, aren't you?
La la la I can 't HEAR you.
The President Of The Only Real Country, Which Isn't Yours
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Date: 2006-09-15 08:40 pm (UTC)a foreigner with *oil*, you twat. We could rise the oil price to such heights you'd get feathered and tarred out of the White House. And then we could buy Texas and turn it into a socialistic shrine.
A citizen of a country with an actual good and working economy,
Your Not Friend
no subject
Date: 2006-09-16 01:35 am (UTC)Please start the buying of Texas quickly, we have a lot of poor children who really need shoes.
A sad Texan.
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Date: 2006-09-16 02:26 am (UTC)