This is from the draft of the next OFUM chapter - and it sort of includes an anal sex joke. My question is - is it a bit much? OFUM does have a PG-13 rating.
“One of these days I shall wrap that sword in tinfoil and leave it in my sauna to rust,” Túrin muttered darkly. “The class will commence in a few minutes, students. You better hurry, or I will give you something to really angst over.”
“What is up his bum?” Kat asked as the group of students all dropped their buckets and started making their slow way towards lecture hall three.
“In my head, it’s Beleg,” Vulgarweed said dreamily.
“Ew,” (student) replied, shuddering visibly. “Is that all you slashers think of?”
“Is Legolas all you Legolas Lusters think of?”
“Well, yes, but…”
“And does not what you want to do to Legolas make King Thranduil go ‘ew’?”
“No,” (student) said defensibly. “He didn’t say ‘ew’, he tried to drown me in the moat.”
ETA: It's a draft, hence why the students haven't been named yet.
“One of these days I shall wrap that sword in tinfoil and leave it in my sauna to rust,” Túrin muttered darkly. “The class will commence in a few minutes, students. You better hurry, or I will give you something to really angst over.”
“What is up his bum?” Kat asked as the group of students all dropped their buckets and started making their slow way towards lecture hall three.
“In my head, it’s Beleg,” Vulgarweed said dreamily.
“Ew,” (student) replied, shuddering visibly. “Is that all you slashers think of?”
“Is Legolas all you Legolas Lusters think of?”
“Well, yes, but…”
“And does not what you want to do to Legolas make King Thranduil go ‘ew’?”
“No,” (student) said defensibly. “He didn’t say ‘ew’, he tried to drown me in the moat.”
ETA: It's a draft, hence why the students haven't been named yet.
no subject
Date: 2003-11-12 07:36 pm (UTC)I mean, what? Um, I was reading R-rated stuff when *I* was thirteen, but perhaps I'm not a sterling example.