An OFUM sneak peak
Feb. 13th, 2003 04:27 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
misscam(this be a draft, mind you)
*****
Starlight, star bright, star sight, star of human height.
“Oh, Legolas, it’s perfect!” Jess breathed, batting her eyelashes seductively. She looked divine in her pearly dress given by Lord Elrond himself. Legolas did not think even the Two Trees of Valinor were this beautiful.
He smiled at her, so glad he had come to see reason at last. Of course such a fangirl was the right for him. Not that she knew anything of his people or ways or even that Greenleaf was the translation of his name and not his last name, but like… Whatever.
Gimli was jumping up and down behind him, but he didn’t pay attention. His munchy-duncy-lovemuffin didn’t think Gimli important, so neither did he, of course. What was a life of friendship against a sudden hormonal crush, after all?
Why, Mirkwood had suddenly sprouted a palace at her arrival (and somehow, Rivendell had sprouted tentacles. Most odd) and all people had suddenly converted from Westron to English. A miracle!
*****
*laughs evilly*
Now, why doesn't Livejournal have 'evil' as current mood? I'm miffed, I am. And why doesnt it have miffed? I feel buggered over such... Oh, drat. I give up. *shakes fist in the direction of Livejournal* And where are the mini-Balrog mood icons?
*****
Starlight, star bright, star sight, star of human height.
“Oh, Legolas, it’s perfect!” Jess breathed, batting her eyelashes seductively. She looked divine in her pearly dress given by Lord Elrond himself. Legolas did not think even the Two Trees of Valinor were this beautiful.
He smiled at her, so glad he had come to see reason at last. Of course such a fangirl was the right for him. Not that she knew anything of his people or ways or even that Greenleaf was the translation of his name and not his last name, but like… Whatever.
Gimli was jumping up and down behind him, but he didn’t pay attention. His munchy-duncy-lovemuffin didn’t think Gimli important, so neither did he, of course. What was a life of friendship against a sudden hormonal crush, after all?
Why, Mirkwood had suddenly sprouted a palace at her arrival (and somehow, Rivendell had sprouted tentacles. Most odd) and all people had suddenly converted from Westron to English. A miracle!
*****
*laughs evilly*
Now, why doesn't Livejournal have 'evil' as current mood? I'm miffed, I am. And why doesnt it have miffed? I feel buggered over such... Oh, drat. I give up. *shakes fist in the direction of Livejournal* And where are the mini-Balrog mood icons?
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Date: 2003-02-13 02:37 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2003-02-13 02:38 am (UTC)Nitpicking
Date: 2003-02-13 03:36 am (UTC)talissarocsham -- love your icon. :-) Where'd you get the original still for that? Don't worry, I have faith Miss Cam is building up to some dreadful fate for poor Jess . . .
Re: Nitpicking
Date: 2003-02-13 05:24 pm (UTC)Re: Nitpicking
Date: 2003-02-13 07:18 pm (UTC)(Grumbling: "^&*($#! ffnet -- won't let me in to see the latest OFUM update . . .")
Re: Nitpicking
Date: 2003-02-13 07:24 pm (UTC)Re: Nitpicking
Date: 2003-02-14 03:55 am (UTC)http://members.fortunecity.com/talissarocsham/newfile.html
Hopefully that should work *fingers crossed*
*frowns* That's really annoying. And there's so much Miss Cam evil in this one too! I hope it lets you in eventually.
I have seen the evil . . .
Date: 2003-02-14 06:51 am (UTC)Any, nice chapter as usual, Miss Cam (though not as much fun as Turin Turambar's taxonomy of Mary Sues). Poor Legolas -- not even sleep in a protected bunker is safe any more.
My thanks for the sexy Aragorn pic, Talissa.:-) Oh, sheesh, I hope this doesn't give Miss Cam any ideas about my MUSM avatar . . .
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Date: 2003-02-13 07:42 am (UTC)Very, very, very bad feeling developing by reading this :) Looking good!
Nagia says hi.... and loves it
Date: 2003-02-13 10:46 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2003-02-13 01:19 pm (UTC)This should be fun! Can't wait to see the reactions! :-)
How will you be getting out of this, btw? I hope it's something more creative and evil than a mere dream.
Keep up the good work!
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Date: 2003-02-13 02:45 pm (UTC)Nope.
But it's not a case of 'well, gosh, what a bad dream, let's move onto another plot and forget it all'. It comes full circle. It comes - to the Luv.
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Date: 2003-02-13 04:34 pm (UTC)