An OFUM sneak peak
Feb. 13th, 2003 04:27 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
misscam(this be a draft, mind you)
*****
Starlight, star bright, star sight, star of human height.
“Oh, Legolas, it’s perfect!” Jess breathed, batting her eyelashes seductively. She looked divine in her pearly dress given by Lord Elrond himself. Legolas did not think even the Two Trees of Valinor were this beautiful.
He smiled at her, so glad he had come to see reason at last. Of course such a fangirl was the right for him. Not that she knew anything of his people or ways or even that Greenleaf was the translation of his name and not his last name, but like… Whatever.
Gimli was jumping up and down behind him, but he didn’t pay attention. His munchy-duncy-lovemuffin didn’t think Gimli important, so neither did he, of course. What was a life of friendship against a sudden hormonal crush, after all?
Why, Mirkwood had suddenly sprouted a palace at her arrival (and somehow, Rivendell had sprouted tentacles. Most odd) and all people had suddenly converted from Westron to English. A miracle!
*****
*laughs evilly*
Now, why doesn't Livejournal have 'evil' as current mood? I'm miffed, I am. And why doesnt it have miffed? I feel buggered over such... Oh, drat. I give up. *shakes fist in the direction of Livejournal* And where are the mini-Balrog mood icons?
*****
Starlight, star bright, star sight, star of human height.
“Oh, Legolas, it’s perfect!” Jess breathed, batting her eyelashes seductively. She looked divine in her pearly dress given by Lord Elrond himself. Legolas did not think even the Two Trees of Valinor were this beautiful.
He smiled at her, so glad he had come to see reason at last. Of course such a fangirl was the right for him. Not that she knew anything of his people or ways or even that Greenleaf was the translation of his name and not his last name, but like… Whatever.
Gimli was jumping up and down behind him, but he didn’t pay attention. His munchy-duncy-lovemuffin didn’t think Gimli important, so neither did he, of course. What was a life of friendship against a sudden hormonal crush, after all?
Why, Mirkwood had suddenly sprouted a palace at her arrival (and somehow, Rivendell had sprouted tentacles. Most odd) and all people had suddenly converted from Westron to English. A miracle!
*****
*laughs evilly*
Now, why doesn't Livejournal have 'evil' as current mood? I'm miffed, I am. And why doesnt it have miffed? I feel buggered over such... Oh, drat. I give up. *shakes fist in the direction of Livejournal* And where are the mini-Balrog mood icons?
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Date: 2003-02-13 02:38 am (UTC)