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Our Crown Prince and Princess had a daughter today, who is now second in line to the throne, and is set to one day become Norway's first reigning Queen in modern times. (Read about it here or here)

I salute our new addition to the Royal family for her exceptional timing - being born on the 21st of January means she pushed Mr. Bush's smug face off the Norwegians news. Thank you.

Incidentally, Mister Shrub, when you're defending your Iraq invasion, do not take Norway's name in your mouth as a 'partner'. We did not support your war. We did not send troops to your war. (We sent engineers to help with reconstruction, but that is another matter.) In fact, how about you not taking Norway's name in your mouth at all, ever? Forget we exist. Never come to visit us. In fact, stay out of Scandinavia altogether.

Thank you.

In other news, it does appear the PPC troll did e-mail me after all - apparently she confused me with P@L and sent the e-mails to her instead. Hmm. Should I take this as a compliment, I wonder?

But nothing shall displease me today - Bush is happily a far ocean away; Norway has a new heir and is quiet and peaceful and good; my webpage is getting a neat new look and new fanart; it's -12C outside but we have central heating and cocoa on the stove; and my cat is adorably sleeping with a paw resting on his forehead. Life is good. (Incidentally, if you wish to move here where life is good and there is no Shrub, there is a spare bedroom available where I live.;))

Norwegian chocolate all around!

Date: 2004-01-21 10:43 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] darksylvia.livejournal.com
I am seriously considering it...If Bush gets re-elected, I know I have some nice relatives in Sweden or Germany. And I'm sure I would get along with you, too :)

Date: 2004-01-21 03:43 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] misscam.livejournal.com
Oh, for sure. I know many good Sweden jokes.

Date: 2004-01-21 08:30 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] darksylvia.livejournal.com
Hah...so does my mom and she's half Swedish. She gets a sick pleasure out of getting my dad to tell Swedish jokes for her since she's punch-line impaired.

Date: 2004-01-22 05:03 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] misscam.livejournal.com
Being half-Swedish I'd assume she told Norwegian jokes, though.

Oh well. we can all tell Danish jokes together.

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