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Our Crown Prince and Princess had a daughter today, who is now second in line to the throne, and is set to one day become Norway's first reigning Queen in modern times. (Read about it here or here)

I salute our new addition to the Royal family for her exceptional timing - being born on the 21st of January means she pushed Mr. Bush's smug face off the Norwegians news. Thank you.

Incidentally, Mister Shrub, when you're defending your Iraq invasion, do not take Norway's name in your mouth as a 'partner'. We did not support your war. We did not send troops to your war. (We sent engineers to help with reconstruction, but that is another matter.) In fact, how about you not taking Norway's name in your mouth at all, ever? Forget we exist. Never come to visit us. In fact, stay out of Scandinavia altogether.

Thank you.

In other news, it does appear the PPC troll did e-mail me after all - apparently she confused me with P@L and sent the e-mails to her instead. Hmm. Should I take this as a compliment, I wonder?

But nothing shall displease me today - Bush is happily a far ocean away; Norway has a new heir and is quiet and peaceful and good; my webpage is getting a neat new look and new fanart; it's -12C outside but we have central heating and cocoa on the stove; and my cat is adorably sleeping with a paw resting on his forehead. Life is good. (Incidentally, if you wish to move here where life is good and there is no Shrub, there is a spare bedroom available where I live.;))

Norwegian chocolate all around!

Date: 2004-01-21 03:29 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] syncopated_time.livejournal.com
Dibs on the spare room!

Then you and I can perfect our plots for world domination and men in black leather. *nods*

I couldn't even bring myself to watch the State of the Union address last night because I knew it would piss me off and I was in no mood. I need to find a nice Canadian (or Norwegian, or Brit, or Aussie or what have you) to marry so I can get out of this two-bit political empire. So sick of it I could scream. *eyeroll*

Snuggles to you and your kittie, m'dear.

Date: 2004-01-21 03:34 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] misscam.livejournal.com
Well, my brother is available...

;)

And very essential planning, that. Must be the right kind of leather and the right kind of men, or it ruins it all.

Date: 2004-01-21 03:42 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] syncopated_time.livejournal.com
*grins* Shall I send along a photo and a CV? ;)

You do realize that would make us sisters, yes?

SISTERS IN EVIL! *insert maniacal laughter here*

*ahem* I think that's my cue to lie down before the cold medicine eats it way through the rest of my brain and good sense.

Mmm, leather...

Date: 2004-01-21 03:52 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] misscam.livejournal.com
I'll see if I can arrange an audition ;)

Not sure if the world would be ready for us united in sistergood, though. Poor world.

I think I'm getting a cold too, so obviously you've infected me. Meanie.

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