Rent-A-Norwegian! (Sarah Palin endorsed)
Jun. 16th, 2010 01:53 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
misscamSarah Palin on what she would do to solve the oil spill crisis: (from about 5 minutes in)
What the federal government should have done is accept the assistance of foreign countries. [...] The Dutch, they are known - and the Norwegian - they are known for dikes and cleaning up water and for dealing with spills. They offered to help, and yet no they too with the proverbial can't even get a phone call back.
Oh, we're known, are we?
In light of this, I am now launching Rent-A-Norwegian. That's right, just a phone call away is your water-cleaning, spill-dealing and dike-known Norwegian, ready to solve your crisis! Distance, unfamiliar environment and not-exactly applicaple skills are no hinderance! Rent-A-Norwegian is your magical soundbyte fix-it! Additional extras are available upon enquiry and at additional cost.
Rent-A-Norwegian today! Accept no subsitute - except the Dutch!
Incidentally, Norwegian scientists are helping out, Norway is one of many countries BP is getting technical assistance from and also equipment. So, you know.
(The oil spill has also made Norway consider how to approach future oil exploration. I grew up in the North and just the thought of oil spills up there makes me shiver. Ugh.)
Meanwhile, what is this bullshit that Criminal Minds is going to drop two of its main female characters?
What the federal government should have done is accept the assistance of foreign countries. [...] The Dutch, they are known - and the Norwegian - they are known for dikes and cleaning up water and for dealing with spills. They offered to help, and yet no they too with the proverbial can't even get a phone call back.
Oh, we're known, are we?
In light of this, I am now launching Rent-A-Norwegian. That's right, just a phone call away is your water-cleaning, spill-dealing and dike-known Norwegian, ready to solve your crisis! Distance, unfamiliar environment and not-exactly applicaple skills are no hinderance! Rent-A-Norwegian is your magical soundbyte fix-it! Additional extras are available upon enquiry and at additional cost.
Rent-A-Norwegian today! Accept no subsitute - except the Dutch!
Incidentally, Norwegian scientists are helping out, Norway is one of many countries BP is getting technical assistance from and also equipment. So, you know.
(The oil spill has also made Norway consider how to approach future oil exploration. I grew up in the North and just the thought of oil spills up there makes me shiver. Ugh.)
Meanwhile, what is this bullshit that Criminal Minds is going to drop two of its main female characters?
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Date: 2010-06-16 03:24 pm (UTC)Is this last bit a transcription error, or is she really that incoherent?
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Date: 2010-06-17 10:35 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-06-18 04:31 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-06-16 03:28 pm (UTC)That bit of utter crap that masquerades as CM casting news makes me so mad and sad.
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Date: 2010-06-17 10:36 pm (UTC)And yes, that casting news is such bullshit, and the rest of the cast seem to think the same.