Astounding things

[misscam]

Well, the good thing about having a gazillion people asking my opinion of them is that I actually went back to read some old LJ entries and were highly amused. Plus it did remind me that I have many, many different people on my LJ. And some of you even like Bush and still hang out here. It's astounding.

Speaking of astounding - gaze upon the review I just got in my inbox.

The following review has been submitted to: Once More Into the Urple Depths of
OFUM Chapter: 38

From: .o0 chibi 0o.()

konnichiwa! you should rite a sequal! taht is so KEWL!! U GOTTA FINISH DIS!
LEGOLAS IS MINE --.o0 chibi 0o.

The smeg, says Miss Cam. Is one of you pulling my leg here? That review is too awful to be true.

And yes, I am better, thanks for asking. Colds luckily pass relatively fast. I am still coughing, but my head doesn't hurt every time I cough now. I think I will live.

And here's an astounding Bushism - in a speech on cracking down on frivolous medical lawsuits, Mr Bush said:

"Too many OB-GYNs aren't able to practice their love with women all across this country."

*eyes sentence* Yes, that's what is wrong with the world. Not enough love with OB-GYNs. Let's remedy that and have one lovingly today!

Comments

[mademoisellenon.livejournal.com]

Oh yay, another one to add to my collection. Yippee...Do you know, I think that's his best one to date.

[shadowbyrd.livejournal.com]

What even better than; "I believe that America's homes are the hope of this nation. It is where wings take dream."

or

"I believe that the humans and the fish can coexist in harmony."

or (my personal favourite)

"I do not believe that we have sentenced a guilty - I mean innocent man to death in the state of Texas."?

[mademoisellenon.livejournal.com]

Don't forget:

"If you don't have any ambitions, the minimal wage job isn't going to get you to where you want to get"

And another one:

"Jackson from Texas, you get anything of Texas question?"

[undeadgoat.livejournal.com]

Our enemies are contemplating our destruction, and so are we.

Or something . . . forgotten the exact quote.

[mademoisellenon.livejournal.com]

I know that one...I had nightmares after seeing it. I kept dreaming that Bush's syntax was chasing me.

"You misunderestimated me"

Worship your icon, by the way. She's so adorable, I want to kidnap her!!!

[misscam.livejournal.com]

Hands *off* the Future Queen, thank you very much.

[mademoisellenon.livejournal.com]

And how did I know that you were going to say exactly that?

[misscam.livejournal.com]

I'm boringly predictable?

[chem-nerd.livejournal.com]

She IS cute though...I wonder if er parents need a babysitter...Of course, I dont speak Norweian...


Stupid keyboard is at it aain...I just want all te letters to work, is tat so muc to ask?

[(Anonymous)]

This is the quote your thinking about. I've even heard him say it... there was a video, but who can stand watching him talk?

"Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we."

[undeadgoat.livejournal.com]

Yes, that's it.

[misscam.livejournal.com]

I hope one day to have many, many trouts to allow Bush to co-exist with very unpeacefully. Oh yessss...

[wise-nerdanel.livejournal.com]

I hope you don't mind me commenting, but I followed a link to your LJ.

My favourite Bushism to this date is-

George W. Bush, at a conference in Tampa, FLA:

"We must always remember that all human beings begin life as a feces. A feces is a living being in the eyes of God, who has endowed that feces with all of the rights and God-given blessings of any other human being."

[misscam.livejournal.com]

Come in, come in. Comment away. Me casa is su casa, or however the heck one spells that.

I tried reading that sentence aloud while sipping much alcohol and can report that still makes very little sense. But I'm sure the feces are happy to know they have so many rights.

[chem-nerd.livejournal.com]

talk about unfortunate words to confuse...