:P To the blazes with what fashion magazines and celebrities think beauty is... Ever heard of Queen Latifah? or Diana Ross? They're not thin as rails by any means, and they're still wildly popular and recognized.
Well, you wouldn't have to pay them much, if at all. It'd probably be an idea to get some actual actors for the non-background roles, but fangirls could work for crowd scenes.
As for casting Depp as the twins - I'm not really sure. For some reason, I was trying to figure out if he could be wriggled into OFUM anywhere, and most of the characters in LoTR are Serious Frowny-Type Fantasy, rather than the quirky roles generally frequented by Mr D.
About the only other choice was the Headmaster, and he doesn't get a lot of screen time. Although, now I think about it, my brain is trying to tell me that there's another choice, one of the secondary characters, that I'm completely missing.
Of course, it's not telling me the NAME of said character. Stupid brain.
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Date: 2005-01-06 07:30 pm (UTC)And I'm not joking, either. You'd be great in a serious action flick here in the states...
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Date: 2005-01-07 03:51 am (UTC)"OFUM: The Movie! Starring Christina Ricci as Miss Cam, fifteen Orlando Bloom body doubles on hazard pay, and Johnny Depp as Elladan and Elrohir."
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Date: 2005-01-08 01:56 am (UTC)As for casting Depp as the twins - I'm not really sure. For some reason, I was trying to figure out if he could be wriggled into OFUM anywhere, and most of the characters in LoTR are Serious Frowny-Type Fantasy, rather than the quirky roles generally frequented by Mr D.
About the only other choice was the Headmaster, and he doesn't get a lot of screen time. Although, now I think about it, my brain is trying to tell me that there's another choice, one of the secondary characters, that I'm completely missing.
Of course, it's not telling me the NAME of said character. Stupid brain.
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