OFUM and future plots

[misscam]

*weeps* Must stop ogling Orlando pics. Not good for me. Must... stop.... *thunk*

In other news, having a temporary moment of 'where the hell was I going with this chapter?' with OFUM. I know I was going somewhere, but I cannot for the life of me remember where. I can either then take what I got already and take it somewhere else, or start a new chapter and push what I have written aside for when I do remember. Not sure which I'll go for yet. I think I need to read some more badfic to get me into a good writing rage. Things I'm planning on doing -

* Spawns of Sauron. The annoying 'daughter of evil' (he's an eyeball, people! he hasn't spawned any children lately) who often then is 'redeemed' by Legolas's love.

* Haldir

* Rape as a plot development

* A Day in Lord Elrond's Court

* Divinity in Middle-earth

* The 'Highschool in ME' fics (if I can do so without going into a fit of despair)

* Naming customs of ME (why Gwen is not a ME name, etc)

* More on propar combat

* Silmarillion history class

* Incest - nays and bigger nays

* Slash and human anatomy (among other things, why men do not have children, so Aragorn would not knock up Legolas)

* ME gender issues

* The art of plot holes

* A songfic chapter (yes. Live in fear)

And of course, the truth behind MUSM, Jess's brain's awakening, Kat's horrible discovery, Gollum's new precious, Legolas's grand plan, Lina's surprise, a declaration of war -

wait a minute. I think I just remembered where I was going. MUHAHAHAHA! [insert long, evil laughter]

Comments

Re: A badfic suggestion...

[misscam.livejournal.com]

Oh, I have read that one. I tried in vain to delete it from my mind forever, but alas, I cannot. And it has nearly 200 reviews. I weep, I really do. Who with a brain could possibly enjoy such a thing?

Baffling.