Oh, and because I ranted horribly and bored you all...

[misscam]

An OFUM preview.

The hobbits and Jess all turned, facing the all too familiar sight of two Dark Lords quarrelling. Yet, there was something off with the scene. Jess couldn’t quite put her finger on it.

“You’re as sexy as an eyeball,” Morgoth snorted. “No wonder you have less lusters than I, the Ancient Enemy of the Elves, Evil in the sexiest form known to Man. And Elves.”

“I was an eyeball!” Sauron countered.

“And your sex-appeal never recovered!”

The two paused unexpectedly, looking around, failing to notice the hobbits and Jess in the dim light of the not-yet-morning.

“We are alone.” Sauron said, his voice now without any hint of anger.

*waggles eyebrows*

(Oh yeah, and hasn't gone through any stages of proofreading or beta yet, so...)

Comments

[talissarocsham.livejournal.com]

Have you ever been to googlism.com, Miss Cam? typing in 'sauron' and 'morgoth' can get you some very interesting results *g*

(Eyes widen)

[maureenlycaon.livejournal.com]

Like:
sauron is very pleased with himself and with the accompaniment of his orc chorus and the nine ringwraiths

sauron is similar to satan in many ways (well, duhhh, Captain Obvious)

sauron is quite 'leaky' so the dome lights should be out

sauron is alive in argentina (gives a whole new spin on "Where in the World is . . .")

morgoth is a missile with a large (I'm not sure I want to know . . .)

morgoth is searching for a girlfriend now too ("Mary Sue! Mary Sue! Heeerre, Mary Sue!")

morgoth is believed to be concentrating less on dark power and more on pepperoni (When all else fails, lower your standards)

morgoth is on the cover (Oh, of Playgirl? Now he's really one-upped poor Sauron)

morgoth is my granny (Oh god . . . Bleeprin . . . Bleeprin, NOW . . .)

morgoth is best known as the hypothetical birthplace of voivod (I'd rather not visualize it . . .)

morgoth is the young bride of lord kjvert (AAAAAAHHHHH! Sauron will never let him live that one down!)


Okay, okay, I'll stop now. I couldn't help it, I swear. Thanks, Talissa.I think. :-)

Re: (Eyes widen)

[visp.livejournal.com]

*choke* *giggles* Those are good ones - allbeit rather disturbing.
And yay for more OFUM! *grabs pompoms* Gooooo Cam!

Re: (Eyes widen)

[aralanthiriel.livejournal.com]

morgoth is a missile with a large

AHAHAHAHAHAHA! Too funny! I love googlisms.com, I really do.