The Internet Will Make You Pregnant

[misscam]

I'm amused. Greatly.
Behold the great lecture on birth control in fanfic. Witness any good point the OP might have had get washed away by insults, backpedalling and Virgin Mary as proof that not even being a virgin is sure way of avoid pregnancy. I'm wondering if she's opening up a business to sell fictional condoms, or something.

While laughing, read this. Very not-work-safe. But brilliant. Even with the doorbell analogy.

And a great big fat uh oh to hostage fears troops targeted her. That will not do anything good for American PR, whether it be true or not.

Fandom might be a wank heaven, but it's safer and mostly less disturbing than real life, at least.

Probably.

Maybe.

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[misscam.livejournal.com]

Oh yeah, it's her replies that brought the wank - it could have been an actual interesting discussion on some level. I did actually consider how I write sex myself there, but then she brought in Virgin Mary and my brain forgot about it all in a fit of laughter.

Sneeeeerk. Surely only the spawn of the devil would utter such horridness? :P

I was amused by the "we apologise" t-shirts for embaressed Americans going abroad the other day. Poor US, in some ways.