Dear Widdle World...
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misscamMeme spotted around:
This is the problem with LJ, we all think we are close, but we know nothing about each other. To rectify this, I want you to ask something you think you should know about me. Something that should be obvious, but you have no idea about.
Then post this in your LJ and find out what people don't know about you.
Cam's Idea of Torturing Herself: Beta-reading a Nick/Sara chapter. I kept having to resist the temptation to replace all Nicks with Grissom. But I managed to get through, even when they were smooching. I'm stronger than I thought. But I guess years of badfic reading has made me stronger in will. Or something. Maybe just blinder. Anyway, that and some goodfic hunting in vain has made me decide I will do an OFU for CSI. Will have to work out details and all that, but it is now sneaked its way onto my To-Do list.
The fanfic appreciation week has made me decide to add a little Fanfic Rec page to my website. There'll be CSI, LotR and HP at least, maybe more. I might make it a little graphic for it and maybe have a little column with general writing advice. I think I've gone graphic addicted of late too. Pretty graphics... Come to mummy...
The infamous Warrick-rapes-Catherine fanfic got updated, and the author has apparently listened to her outraged reviews and changed it into someone else. Joy. Now all I need is to erase the memory of it ever existing from my mind and all shall be fine.
In the news:
Yesterday, a Norwegian citizen in Iraq got the death penalty. This is the first time this has happened and reactions are all different. And of course, the Progress Party has taken the opportunity to show its great care and humanity and have a spokesperson utter "Let him hang."
See Norway's Prime Minister. See Norway's Prime Minister Hiss at IKEA. (See it Twice)
You Are a F***ing Moron - I've been sniggering at several of them. Warning - profanity and some nudity. Click with care.
Cam Writes the World (and Other Annoyances):
Dear (Some) CSI Authors,
is it really too much to ask that you write adults as adults and not have them morph into virgin teenagers? I can assure you Grissom, Nick, Sara, Warrick and Catherine all have had sex, relationships and break-ups before. They are not going to be all "so can we go steady, like?" They're ADULTS. They're not you.
Love,
Cam
P.S That goes for their music taste as well
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Dear Progress Party,
STFU to you and the moose you rode in on.
Love, Cam
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Dear Bondevik,
here's to tossing you out at the autumn election. I got my voting hand all buffed up.
Love,
Cam
*****
Dear (Some) CSI Authors again,
also, your and you're are two different words with different meanings. Thanks!
Love, Cam
P.S OMG should never be in a summary ever. Trust me.
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Dear Idiot,
kindly don't leave porn in my guestbook. I don't care how politely you do it. If I want porn, I don't think it'll be very hard to find, you know?
Love, Cam
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Dear Author,
I spied your summary - I am sick of all those Thranduil abuses Legolas so I wrote a Denethor abuses Boromir- and my ghost is stopping by later to haunt you for causing me to WTF to death.
Have a lovely day,
Cam
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Dear (Some) CSI Authors again,
sorry to barge in again and all, but could learn to spell the characters' names right? It's really not that hard.
Yeah, (Some) LotR authors, I'm looking at you too.
Love,
Cam
****
Dear Widdle World,
I demand smiting rights. Contact me for set-up. Ta.
Love,
Cam
P.S Also, I'd like to order a large quanity of brain bleach
(Feel free to "Dear Cam" me.)
This is the problem with LJ, we all think we are close, but we know nothing about each other. To rectify this, I want you to ask something you think you should know about me. Something that should be obvious, but you have no idea about.
Then post this in your LJ and find out what people don't know about you.
Cam's Idea of Torturing Herself: Beta-reading a Nick/Sara chapter. I kept having to resist the temptation to replace all Nicks with Grissom. But I managed to get through, even when they were smooching. I'm stronger than I thought. But I guess years of badfic reading has made me stronger in will. Or something. Maybe just blinder. Anyway, that and some goodfic hunting in vain has made me decide I will do an OFU for CSI. Will have to work out details and all that, but it is now sneaked its way onto my To-Do list.
The fanfic appreciation week has made me decide to add a little Fanfic Rec page to my website. There'll be CSI, LotR and HP at least, maybe more. I might make it a little graphic for it and maybe have a little column with general writing advice. I think I've gone graphic addicted of late too. Pretty graphics... Come to mummy...
The infamous Warrick-rapes-Catherine fanfic got updated, and the author has apparently listened to her outraged reviews and changed it into someone else. Joy. Now all I need is to erase the memory of it ever existing from my mind and all shall be fine.
In the news:
Yesterday, a Norwegian citizen in Iraq got the death penalty. This is the first time this has happened and reactions are all different. And of course, the Progress Party has taken the opportunity to show its great care and humanity and have a spokesperson utter "Let him hang."
See Norway's Prime Minister. See Norway's Prime Minister Hiss at IKEA. (See it Twice)
You Are a F***ing Moron - I've been sniggering at several of them. Warning - profanity and some nudity. Click with care.
Cam Writes the World (and Other Annoyances):
Dear (Some) CSI Authors,
is it really too much to ask that you write adults as adults and not have them morph into virgin teenagers? I can assure you Grissom, Nick, Sara, Warrick and Catherine all have had sex, relationships and break-ups before. They are not going to be all "so can we go steady, like?" They're ADULTS. They're not you.
Love,
Cam
P.S That goes for their music taste as well
****
Dear Progress Party,
STFU to you and the moose you rode in on.
Love, Cam
****
Dear Bondevik,
here's to tossing you out at the autumn election. I got my voting hand all buffed up.
Love,
Cam
*****
Dear (Some) CSI Authors again,
also, your and you're are two different words with different meanings. Thanks!
Love, Cam
P.S OMG should never be in a summary ever. Trust me.
****
Dear Idiot,
kindly don't leave porn in my guestbook. I don't care how politely you do it. If I want porn, I don't think it'll be very hard to find, you know?
Love, Cam
****
Dear Author,
I spied your summary - I am sick of all those Thranduil abuses Legolas so I wrote a Denethor abuses Boromir- and my ghost is stopping by later to haunt you for causing me to WTF to death.
Have a lovely day,
Cam
****
Dear (Some) CSI Authors again,
sorry to barge in again and all, but could learn to spell the characters' names right? It's really not that hard.
Yeah, (Some) LotR authors, I'm looking at you too.
Love,
Cam
****
Dear Widdle World,
I demand smiting rights. Contact me for set-up. Ta.
Love,
Cam
P.S Also, I'd like to order a large quanity of brain bleach
(Feel free to "Dear Cam" me.)
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Date: 2005-03-11 04:53 pm (UTC)Ah, found the BBC and Rumsfeld one... I've asked that question in the last panel, myself. :P
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Date: 2005-03-11 05:08 pm (UTC)Oh, classic. Thank you.