How would Cam's LJ be prefaced if it was a fanfic?

[misscam]

Title: LiveJournal O'Cam (A Saga of Lust, Laments, Life and Levity)

Summary: Can Cam stop ogling hot males long enough to plot her world take-over? Will Bush and Babydoll ever strike back at the villainous Norwegian? Will there be sex-ever-after for Cam's OTPs? Can Cam's Inner Bitch ever outfox her Inner Saint? Will Fred Phelps get his well-earned pitchfork up the bum from Cam? Will Norway ever not be mostly dull? What is the meaning of life? Don't expect your answers here, suckers. Here be rants, raves, ogling, pointlessness, mocking and the occasional serious discussion. Here Resides the Cam.

Genre: Humour, Drama, MST, Fantasy, Editorial, Link-athon, Meme-athon, Fluff, Romance (for others), Mayhem

Pairings: Cam/hot men, Bush/trout, Quality/fanfic, Norway/love, mock/stupid, Faramir/Eowyn, Catherine/Warrick, Grissom/Sara, orgies

Rating: R (naughty thoughts and Viking rampages)

Warnings:
Character deaths (wishful thinking)
Adult themes, Adult Spelling
NoPreg
Kink (Spank me, baby)
AU (The world is mine)
TroutTorturing
Sports
Norwegianness

Disclaimer: All words within belong to Cam, apart from the bits that obviously doesn't. You're smart, you can figure it out for yourself.

Author's notes: Plz R+R! Comment and be merry. Open LJ, friend away, comment away, have wild orgies in the sauna.

Comments

[sekhmets-temple.livejournal.com]

My personal favourite? The Viking rampages. Who doesn't love a good Viking rampage?

[elvea-aure.livejournal.com]

[sniggers]

Genius. This would make a most entertaining meme.


[runs away]

[chem-nerd.livejournal.com]

Something tells me I shouldn't be reading this at work...

[mademoisellenon.livejournal.com]

ROFLMFAO!

You're the cutest and I miss you. Am I allowed to fuck ogle Wenham in the sauna?