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misscamHow come when you're bored, no one is online, and when you have something to do, there's a hailstorm of IMs? Also, I appear to be getting more known in the CSI fandom, judging by how many now IM me and don't even know what OFUM is. That does remind me - I've had a few people friend me, so why not take the opportunity to say hello?
Think I shall take mum along and see Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy again. She wants to see it and I want to ogle Arthur some more. Mmm, British...
In the news:
No monkey business at number ten
Annan cautiously welcomes Bolton
Michael Jackson album does poorly in the US
Hiroshima survivors keep memories alive
Man gets forklifted while on portable toilet
Majority of Norwegians want limits on constitutional freedom of extremist groups
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1. Use fanfiction.net's Search Story By Summary and look up your name in either Harry Potter or Lord of the Rings.
2. If there are any Mary Sues that share your name, pick the worst-sounding one and post the summary.
Camilla Bellocchio, not your everyday witch. nay. She has secrets, dark secrets. She also has the undying trust of theboywholived. JK Rowling’s & my characters with an Ella Enchanted twist of fate. post HBP, new prophecy, & Fairy halfbreeds included. R&R.
(http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2498121/1/)
Think I shall take mum along and see Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy again. She wants to see it and I want to ogle Arthur some more. Mmm, British...
In the news:
No monkey business at number ten
Annan cautiously welcomes Bolton
Michael Jackson album does poorly in the US
Hiroshima survivors keep memories alive
Man gets forklifted while on portable toilet
Majority of Norwegians want limits on constitutional freedom of extremist groups
Meme, nicked from
norwegianne1. Use fanfiction.net's Search Story By Summary and look up your name in either Harry Potter or Lord of the Rings.
2. If there are any Mary Sues that share your name, pick the worst-sounding one and post the summary.
Camilla Bellocchio, not your everyday witch. nay. She has secrets, dark secrets. She also has the undying trust of theboywholived. JK Rowling’s & my characters with an Ella Enchanted twist of fate. post HBP, new prophecy, & Fairy halfbreeds included. R&R.
(http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2498121/1/)
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Date: 2005-08-02 03:07 pm (UTC)Boromir's niece
What happens when a 15 yr. old girl, who (literally) fancies the pants off Legolas, joins the fellowship? Please note that flames will be mocked by myself AND my reviewers. Don't believe me? See for yourself.*~FINISHED!~*
Her name is Michelle, which is almost the same as mine (Michele).
Here's the first couple of paragraphs from the first chapter (entitled 'Meet Michelle, teenager from hell' - how appropriate):
~ Boromir’s chamber ~
“Please Uncle Boromir! I’ll be real good, honest I will. I won’t moan and I can cook.” Michelle pretended to pout and did puppy dog eyes at her uncle. She desperately wanted go with them on the quest to destroy the ring.
“Michelle, you can’t, it’s too dangerous. You have no way of protecting yourself.”
“Ha, that’s what you think. Arwen has taught me how use a sword, and I’m getting real good. Plus the fact that I’m a 15 year old girl. I could speak for Gondor. If anybody captured me, I could talk them to death and then escape. But not that you’d let me get captured or anything, though is it Uncle Boromir?.” Boromir couldn’t help but laugh at his niece’s persistence, and it was true, she did have the ‘gift of the gab’.
I really don't want or need to read any more than that.
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Aw crap. I went ahead and looked at a little more before I posted this, and here's an even stupider bit:
“You cannot take a hairdryer. There won’t be any sockets, and anyway, there won’t be time for hairdryers and whatever else.” Boromir was getting annoyed with Michelle and all that she wanted to bring. Shampoo, conditioner, make-up, moisturiser and much more.
“But it won’t fit into my pack. Please Uncle Boromir.”
“No way Michelle, I have my dignity you know! What if Aragorn found it?”
“Please? It’s battery powered.”
*diez and iz ded*
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Date: 2005-08-02 03:46 pm (UTC)*shakes head* 57 chapters?! Ow. Ow.
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Date: 2005-08-02 03:15 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-08-02 03:46 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-08-02 03:37 pm (UTC)This is my first fanfic on fanfiction. Tell me what you think, Kay
Who, me?
Kay ppl... This is where I'm gonna put all my short and stupid random fics! YAY!!! None of the chapters have anything to do with eachother, their all just Random stupid things. Kay, so R&R Plz!!!
Ummm... no thanks.
I'm not an LoTR or HP girl, so I did a general search, and found a Star Trek: Voyager Mary Sue with this except...
In engineering, Gill turned to Kay. "We did it," the temporary chief grinned.
"We most certainly did," agreed Kay, closing up the tricorder, on which they had the whole of the interaction in the turbolift recorded, thanks to the bugs that they had installed there earlier.
Okay, Gill is apparently a girl, but still that's pretty funny.
WAIT! I found an HP fic! Fires of the Sun: Kay Weasley (http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2417407/1/)
She had golden locks that held every color, but still managed to portray that beautiful golden hue that drew everyone to her like a magnet. Her icy blue eyes were calm, and her skin was pale, but smooth and creamy. The girl was tall and had a commanding air about her, as if to say, you will do as I bid.
She was beautiful and I hated her.
My Mary Sue is AWESOME!
Also, this burns...
the world of lord of the rings is turned upside down when........... the raiders win a superbowl? huh. ohhhh kay then
In the LoTR story, lord of the rings wow Gasp (http://www.fanfiction.net/s/1557057/1/)
I get in on with Legolas here (http://www.fanfiction.net/s/1958636/1/) too. I need to stop, I'm only half way through my name search. Best meme ever.
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Date: 2005-08-02 03:48 pm (UTC)Then again, perhaps I am the blessed one.
lord of the rings wow Gasp - truly, there are no words. Where's my bazooka?
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From:Apparently, I'm a whirlwind
Date: 2005-08-02 03:57 pm (UTC)"Well, it's Harry's seventh year, and Voldemort is nefariously plotting to kill him once again! But that's not what this story's about. It's about Remus Lupin, Sirius Black, Severus Snape, and the whirlwind called Aimee Season that changes their lives!"
(story here)
I think I'll post the LotR bit (If I find one) in my own journal, with the meme.
Re: Apparently, I'm a whirlwind
Date: 2005-08-03 03:18 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-08-02 04:03 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-08-02 04:45 pm (UTC)Ouch. That hurts by brain.
Mine:
Harry in his for the shocker of his life. Hephzibah(Heather) is his long lost twin. Who knew he had one, his partents are still alive. Draco has taken a liking to her. Shes not interested, she likes someone else
This hurts my brain too- but only for the fact that someone could get the nickname "Heather" out of "Hephzibah". *twitches*
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Date: 2005-08-03 03:19 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-08-02 05:49 pm (UTC)http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2088582/1/
Bwah! Now there is a story. *eyeroll* We have bad grammar in just the summary and a fourteen-ish year old elf lovin girl. Not sure whether I ahould really dare look any further or not. (note: I did, and an elf dropped out of the sky onto me. Oy!)
but then we do have that Emma, a cool Brit part. Now that, I like. *nods*
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Date: 2005-08-03 03:20 pm (UTC)Who doesn't like a Brit, truly?
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Date: 2005-08-02 05:49 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-08-02 07:12 pm (UTC)Of course, I could be in denial.
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Date: 2005-08-02 06:01 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-08-03 03:24 pm (UTC)I hope it gets nominated at least. Classic song.
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Date: 2005-08-02 06:59 pm (UTC)Mine: Katie, Angela, and Yolanda are average teengae girls there popular, pretty, and rich! But one day at the mall goes terrible wrong and the end up in Middle Earth! What happens to them? Find out by reading Preps in Middle Earth! "Katharine" got nothing, so I had to cheat.
My God, the "mall to ME" or "car-crash" plots could rival annoying emo people in their ubiquity.
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Date: 2005-08-03 03:26 pm (UTC)It'll be interesting to see how Bolton and the UN gets along, oh yes. Let's hope they're all fish-stocked for smacking.
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Date: 2005-08-02 07:12 pm (UTC)But 'tis okay! There's little enough description of him in the books that I can just imagine that he's hot, anyways. ^_^
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Date: 2005-08-03 03:28 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-08-02 09:24 pm (UTC)This is my sister's story, so please review! Laughs guaranteed! Ron has a crazy romance with Goyle's older sister Bridget. Please read!
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2273109/1/
This is horrible because it just makes me into Goyle's sister.... Ick...
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Date: 2005-08-03 03:29 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-08-02 09:32 pm (UTC)Hermione Granger is a very respectable girl. She’s the top of her year, a total bookworm, and obeys every rule. So how did she get pregnant? Who's the father of her child? And how's Cassie going to react when she finds out how she was born?
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2104019/1/
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Date: 2005-08-03 03:31 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-08-02 10:41 pm (UTC)an elfnamed margaret writes to Aragorn and legs(hehe) gets ahold of one and reads it then gives it a shot. they become friends and wel..... you'll find out so read please
At least the author of "not your everyday witch" has a vocabulary that even includes the word "nay". Whereas "my" story, which is imaginatively named Margaret includes epistolary gems like this:
Aragorn,
Good to hear from you glad to see that your ok I was worried when you told me of the war in our last letter. Keep up the good work tell Legolas and Gimili that I miss them and cant wait to see them when all of this des down. Also I cant wait to see you when you are well away from all this and safe, were you can finally rest. Write when you can, oh and Arwen says “hi.”
This must be a troll, right?
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Date: 2005-08-03 03:32 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-08-02 11:57 pm (UTC)Rowanna had just gotten into her best dress, tamed her hair, and was trying to get it dry. She sat atop her talan trying to dry her hair. “Holy Eru! This will take forever to get dry! She exclaimed pointing at the damp wet mass of golden hair.
“Then just go talan jumping!” Said her best friend Aradina.
“But the last time I did that I missed the talan!” Rowanna told Aradina.
“Fine ill go myself!” She said springing up. Rowanna, after some thinking, quickly followed. Jumping swiftly from platform to platform got her streaming hair dry.
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She then found with a sickening feel in her heart, she never said goodbye. She knew what she must do. She quickly wrote a letter explaining to Rumil and Aradina what happened. She then fount the knife, she had gotten 16 long years ago and plunged it into her heart, blood blending with the read of her dress. Golden hair fanning out behind her. She was granted into the halls of Mandos. Looking around she found Haldir waiting. He enclosed her in his arms and said softly.
“I wondered when you would come home.”
Urgh.
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Date: 2005-08-03 03:33 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-08-03 12:31 am (UTC)Did the meme and the worst one was in french: My Homepage Cindy est une Québécoise qui aménage au 6 Privet Drive, juste a côté de Potter. C'est une sorcière... [spoiler du tome 5, ceux qui on pas lu, lisez pas car y'a des surprises][rating, pour cause d'une relation sexuelle plus tard dans l'histoire]
Rough translation: Cindy is a girl from Québéc who lives across 6 Privet Drive, across from Potter. she's a witch...(Spoilers for book 5, those who haven't read it, read carefully because there are surprises.)(Rated for a sexual relationship later in the story).
*shudders*
The one with my namesake being Snape's psychologist comes in second.
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Date: 2005-08-03 12:34 am (UTC)(no subject)
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Date: 2005-08-03 12:36 am (UTC)Double Disillusion by fight-grl
Bryn realises that there is more to her uncle Gandalf than meets the eye. Being in Middle Earth she is forced to make decisions that could change the fate of two worlds. And will her strained relationship with the elf come together when it matters most?
And to think I was named for my mother's great aunt... *works on getting his name legally changed*
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Date: 2005-08-03 03:35 pm (UTC)Wait, I probably don't want to know.
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Date: 2005-08-03 12:47 am (UTC)No result found. Please expand your search.no subject
Date: 2005-08-03 01:04 am (UTC)"It’s a shame, really, Johanna, about Tom. Not even Slytherins talk to him." Loosely based on Wicked the musical, a prequel for Tom Riddle, if you will. Oh, yes, Lord Voldemort is evil, but it’s not all for naught. He’s got his story as well, and you should listen.
Huh. http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2480127/1/
Two matches in LotR, of which the other is in German. But the English one, erm, well. See for yourself.
Here's the summary:
Johanna (that's my character in this fic!) takes an innocent walk in a woods that turns into a battle between good and evil and a fight for survival alongside the Fellowship. During this time, everyone finds an angel in her and their friendship grow deep.
And a quick glance at the first chapter tells me that Johanna saves Frodo by using CPR, breaks Legolas' nose by headbutting and makes Gimli blush. Not bad from a concert violinist, eh? But at least the writer knows how to spell. :)
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/543334/1/
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Date: 2005-08-03 03:36 pm (UTC)I am bad.
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Date: 2005-08-03 06:33 am (UTC)Sally Starters gets a letter from Hogwarts while she prepares herself she gets to know her cousin Harry Potter Ron also finds out even though they've been neighbors since diapers he falls in love with Sally.
I don't know quite what to make fun of first. O_o
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Date: 2005-08-03 03:37 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-08-03 08:15 am (UTC)me and someone who must not be named(katie) and i get to annoy harry when he drops into middle earth chapter four UPDATED
That's right - an HP/LOTR crossover. Gag.
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Date: 2005-08-03 03:37 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-08-03 10:05 am (UTC)Let the UN insult the new guy
Jackson will never have his career back
the monkeys that is very interesting but I see their point.
Hiroshima, one of the worst things the US did...
Forklifted man with toilet.. Heh...
I envy Norway... If only Topeka was smart enough to kick Fred Phelps out on his ass.... Kansas.. Hell I say put him on a space ship and fling him into the sun....
Now.. The meme
"Unknown powers"
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2171939/1/
Sarah was a normal witchteenphoenix. She finds out that there are more to her life and family that she doesn’t know of… Pairings dmoc bhr
*blink* witchteenphoenix?... What the hell... I am not.. Soo not going to look into that story. Ok... I looked.
*snippet*
Sarah,16 year old girl with waist length black raven hair, which had blue and purple streaks in it, looked at her friends and sighed. She is sitting at the Gryffindor table in the Great Hall having breakfast but she wasn’t hungry. She was only there because before her mum or dad left the world, their will was her to be taken in by none other than Albus Dumbledore.
She had wanted to live with the sisters ,Piper, Phoebe and Paige. Well… and also Chris and Wyatt… Well not Wyatt really since he was the one responsible for her parents’ death. The sisters just didn’t seem to believe her though. Wyatt had fed them a lie that her parents had died in a horrible battle between these demons that sucked out their souls with their mouths.
*yells* IT'S A CHARMED ONE! RUN AWAY!!!!!!!!!
"un prince de la forêt verte et une fée écossaise" http://www.fanfiction.net/s/1779233/1/
Sarah is the Fae daughter of a french lord and a scottish noble woman. She ends up in Rohan after a magic test at her finishing school goes rather WORNG... How will a rich pampered girl handle the harsh realities Rohan? LegolasOC Eomer...?
Ok.. Translating title with bablefish... If you speak the language.. do double check please?
Title translated: a prince of the green forest and a Scottish fairy...
*headdesk* Oh my god... I can't do it... I will not look... But alas.. I do..
*snippit*
Lifting her head to admire her handywork, she discovered that she had in fact turned her wall a sort of pink with bizarre yellow streaky-bits.
And the wall was laughing at her.. she knew it…
"AH! Stupid f****ing wall!…"
As if in response to her insult, the wall was suddenly it smug, pristine white self again.
Sarah glared at it, "I hate you wall…"
It ignored it. Typical.
..... Wait.. Wait.. It's the Witch-Wall! Crumble around her Witch-Wall!... *cricket*
*snippet*
Legolas's eyes widened at the sight of her. At a glance she was akin to Arwen, with dark raven locks framing a delicate face. But her skin seemed to have more colour to it, and the feeble rays of sun that filtered down through the clouds set off flashes of red in her hair.
However lovely she seemed however, it was obvious that she was becoming ill with the cold. Her cheeks held no colour and her lips seemed almost blue.
The reason for this was obvious, for she was wearing next to nothing.
Though her clothes seemed very finely made, with a deep black tunic-like garment to her knees, her legs were almost completely bare. This in itself was very odd, even odder still was the fact that her legs appeared completely smooth and hairless.
Without realising what he was doing Legolas let a finger run along the curve of her calf.
Suddenly Aragorn spoke into his ear from where he had crouched down next to Legolas, "Mind you manners there friend."
He then looked intently at the girl, held a hand over her parted lips for a moment, then laid a palm across her brow.
*blink* Me thinks I found something for Deleterius... Ow.. Lusting!Legolas... Ow...
I need a drink.
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Date: 2005-08-03 03:39 pm (UTC)How will a rich pampered girl handle the harsh realities Rohan?
The construction of that sentence makes me weep.
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Date: 2005-08-03 06:06 pm (UTC)Ellen, a sixth year Ravenclaw, finds an enemy in Professor Snape during the first week back from the summer holidays. As time wears on, however, their feelings begin to change from hatred, to lust. Adult content in later chapters, rating WILL go up.
Playing With Fire
And especially:
A girl is sent back to middle earth, where she's surprised to learn that she looks exactly like the recently dead Elf fated to marry Legolas. As Aurora, the elf, transfers her memories to her,Ellen wonders if she'll ever be able to return. I'M BACK AGAIN
The World As I Know It
Apparently Thranduil's wife was killed while they were "on progress" together. The first chapter made me laugh. It ends:
I sighed bitterly, raising my hands to massage pale cheeks, bleached from endless hours staring at the computer screen. A prank played on myself. I had a sudden flashback, returning to the night before. I had gone into my most recent message, and clicked "flag as new".
"I have no life!" I said to the ceiling, shaking fists. "My life is the internet-and how many emails have I had in the last year? SIX!"
"Go to bed, Ellen! Your life will be better tomorrow." The automated voice said. So distraught was I that I didn't really notice who was speaking.
"Mm hmm." I crawled into bed, shedding a tear over my misery.
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Date: 2005-08-03 07:19 pm (UTC)From LOTR
Its My Life by Elven-Elements
Steph's life is the most boring life possible. 3 words: Middle, Earth, Fall... need i say more? Yes I do cos I've just written the 3rd chap. She seems to have a gift - invisibility. But how will this affect her journey? CHAP 10 NOW UP
TEN chapters of this $^@*@^$? Yikes.
And from Harry Potter
A Sensual Wish by iNiGmA
Steph wants Harry… but Harry’s not real. What’s she to do but wish and wish, and hope that her wish comes true? But at what cost can she reach her dream? ReadReview! Rated for language.
Oy.
And, did you know, U2's Album "The Unforgettable Fire" takes its title from an exhibit by that name, of drawings made by child survivors of Hiroshima? Yep. Chicago Peace Museum 1988. Great exhibit. I made an audio documentary about it, would you believe?
There weren't many....
Date: 2005-08-03 11:14 pm (UTC)That wasn't the worst one, but it had the most Sueage in the summary.