Camilla, Not Your Everyday Witch (Apparantly)

[misscam]

How come when you're bored, no one is online, and when you have something to do, there's a hailstorm of IMs? Also, I appear to be getting more known in the CSI fandom, judging by how many now IM me and don't even know what OFUM is. That does remind me - I've had a few people friend me, so why not take the opportunity to say hello?

Think I shall take mum along and see Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy again. She wants to see it and I want to ogle Arthur some more. Mmm, British...

In the news:
No monkey business at number ten
Annan cautiously welcomes Bolton
Michael Jackson album does poorly in the US
Hiroshima survivors keep memories alive
Man gets forklifted while on portable toilet
Majority of Norwegians want limits on constitutional freedom of extremist groups

Meme, nicked from norwegianne
1. Use fanfiction.net's Search Story By Summary and look up your name in either Harry Potter or Lord of the Rings.
2. If there are any Mary Sues that share your name, pick the worst-sounding one and post the summary.


Camilla Bellocchio, not your everyday witch. nay. She has secrets, dark secrets. She also has the undying trust of theboywholived. JK Rowling’s & my characters with an Ella Enchanted twist of fate. post HBP, new prophecy, & Fairy halfbreeds included. R&R.
(http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2498121/1/)

Comments

[saxihighlandck.livejournal.com]

Oh dear lord...

Let the UN insult the new guy

Jackson will never have his career back

the monkeys that is very interesting but I see their point.

Hiroshima, one of the worst things the US did...

Forklifted man with toilet.. Heh...

I envy Norway... If only Topeka was smart enough to kick Fred Phelps out on his ass.... Kansas.. Hell I say put him on a space ship and fling him into the sun....


Now.. The meme

"Unknown powers"
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2171939/1/
Sarah was a normal witchteenphoenix. She finds out that there are more to her life and family that she doesn’t know of… Pairings dmoc bhr

*blink* witchteenphoenix?... What the hell... I am not.. Soo not going to look into that story. Ok... I looked.

*snippet*
Sarah,16 year old girl with waist length black raven hair, which had blue and purple streaks in it, looked at her friends and sighed. She is sitting at the Gryffindor table in the Great Hall having breakfast but she wasn’t hungry. She was only there because before her mum or dad left the world, their will was her to be taken in by none other than Albus Dumbledore.

She had wanted to live with the sisters ,Piper, Phoebe and Paige. Well… and also Chris and Wyatt… Well not Wyatt really since he was the one responsible for her parents’ death. The sisters just didn’t seem to believe her though. Wyatt had fed them a lie that her parents had died in a horrible battle between these demons that sucked out their souls with their mouths.

*yells* IT'S A CHARMED ONE! RUN AWAY!!!!!!!!!

"un prince de la forêt verte et une fée écossaise" http://www.fanfiction.net/s/1779233/1/
Sarah is the Fae daughter of a french lord and a scottish noble woman. She ends up in Rohan after a magic test at her finishing school goes rather WORNG... How will a rich pampered girl handle the harsh realities Rohan? LegolasOC Eomer...?

Ok.. Translating title with bablefish... If you speak the language.. do double check please?
Title translated: a prince of the green forest and a Scottish fairy...

*headdesk* Oh my god... I can't do it... I will not look... But alas.. I do..

*snippit*
Lifting her head to admire her handywork, she discovered that she had in fact turned her wall a sort of pink with bizarre yellow streaky-bits.

And the wall was laughing at her.. she knew it…

"AH! Stupid f****ing wall!…"

As if in response to her insult, the wall was suddenly it smug, pristine white self again.

Sarah glared at it, "I hate you wall…"

It ignored it. Typical.

..... Wait.. Wait.. It's the Witch-Wall! Crumble around her Witch-Wall!... *cricket*

*snippet*
Legolas's eyes widened at the sight of her. At a glance she was akin to Arwen, with dark raven locks framing a delicate face. But her skin seemed to have more colour to it, and the feeble rays of sun that filtered down through the clouds set off flashes of red in her hair.

However lovely she seemed however, it was obvious that she was becoming ill with the cold. Her cheeks held no colour and her lips seemed almost blue.

The reason for this was obvious, for she was wearing next to nothing.

Though her clothes seemed very finely made, with a deep black tunic-like garment to her knees, her legs were almost completely bare. This in itself was very odd, even odder still was the fact that her legs appeared completely smooth and hairless.

Without realising what he was doing Legolas let a finger run along the curve of her calf.

Suddenly Aragorn spoke into his ear from where he had crouched down next to Legolas, "Mind you manners there friend."

He then looked intently at the girl, held a hand over her parted lips for a moment, then laid a palm across her brow.

*blink* Me thinks I found something for Deleterius... Ow.. Lusting!Legolas... Ow...

I need a drink.

[misscam.livejournal.com]

Popular name you've got, poor thing.

How will a rich pampered girl handle the harsh realities Rohan?

The construction of that sentence makes me weep.

[saxihighlandck.livejournal.com]

How will a rich pampered girl handle the harsh realities Rohan?

The construction of that sentence makes me weep.

Tis sad... Is she asking Rohan for it's opinion? Should we wait with bated breath for an answer?