Cam Finally Pokes Doctor Who Badfic
Dec. 6th, 2005 05:47 pmFrom a badfic near you (run away!):
“Theta, it OK.” She murmured softly, stroking his hair.
“No, it not OK.” He lifted his head and she could see just how many tears had fallen. “It shouldn’t have been like this, a fast shag in an alleyway. I wanted more from our first time. I wanted to hold you, love you, I wanted you to feel romance, special, not to have a good hard fuck in this dirty ally.”
Dear Doctor Who fanfic writer,
now, granted, I am new to Who Canon as well, but from what I've been able to dig up, Theta is a nickname the Doctor was given once (in University?), but he prefers to be called the Doctor. From what I gather, he doesn't much like this nickname. Why the heck would he have Rose call him Theta? Think about that. Furthermore, it is not 'OK' to have post-coital cavemen talk. Even if the Doctor has been shagged silly, he would still remember his verbs. And crying after or during shagging - the guy shed one tear at the memory of his entire planet and race going bye-bye. Why is he suddenly the Sob of Gallifrey? Think reeeeeeal hard now.
Also, I haveth GAFFed you.
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1. My username is ____ because ____.
2. My journal is titled ____ because ____.
3. My subtitle is ____ because ____.
4. My friends page is called ____ because ____.
5. My default userpic is ____ because ____.
1. I'm Miss Cam - well, Cam is short for Camilla, which is my name. The Miss clears up any gender confusion and adds a vaguely authoritarian teacher sound to it, which was what I wanted for OFUM. It's just stuck since.
2. "Cam's Corner of the World" because that's what it is. My simple little corner where I do what I like.
3. "Musings of a Shameless Amused Hussy" as someone once called me "shameless amused hussy" and I was amused. And I do like to muse.
4. "Cam's Corner of the World-Friends" because I ran out of imagination that particular day.
5. Right now, Christmas-y TARDIS. Because it is the season.
“Theta, it OK.” She murmured softly, stroking his hair.
“No, it not OK.” He lifted his head and she could see just how many tears had fallen. “It shouldn’t have been like this, a fast shag in an alleyway. I wanted more from our first time. I wanted to hold you, love you, I wanted you to feel romance, special, not to have a good hard fuck in this dirty ally.”
Dear Doctor Who fanfic writer,
now, granted, I am new to Who Canon as well, but from what I've been able to dig up, Theta is a nickname the Doctor was given once (in University?), but he prefers to be called the Doctor. From what I gather, he doesn't much like this nickname. Why the heck would he have Rose call him Theta? Think about that. Furthermore, it is not 'OK' to have post-coital cavemen talk. Even if the Doctor has been shagged silly, he would still remember his verbs. And crying after or during shagging - the guy shed one tear at the memory of his entire planet and race going bye-bye. Why is he suddenly the Sob of Gallifrey? Think reeeeeeal hard now.
Also, I haveth GAFFed you.
Meme snagged.
1. My username is ____ because ____.
2. My journal is titled ____ because ____.
3. My subtitle is ____ because ____.
4. My friends page is called ____ because ____.
5. My default userpic is ____ because ____.
1. I'm Miss Cam - well, Cam is short for Camilla, which is my name. The Miss clears up any gender confusion and adds a vaguely authoritarian teacher sound to it, which was what I wanted for OFUM. It's just stuck since.
2. "Cam's Corner of the World" because that's what it is. My simple little corner where I do what I like.
3. "Musings of a Shameless Amused Hussy" as someone once called me "shameless amused hussy" and I was amused. And I do like to muse.
4. "Cam's Corner of the World-Friends" because I ran out of imagination that particular day.
5. Right now, Christmas-y TARDIS. Because it is the season.
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Date: 2005-12-06 06:22 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-12-06 06:49 pm (UTC)(d3 Σ x2 is his Gallifreyan name according to the site I was reading.)
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Date: 2005-12-06 06:52 pm (UTC)Nah, I haven't been researching obscure canon, either. Not me.
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Date: 2005-12-06 06:54 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-12-06 07:05 pm (UTC)The bit you want is about half-way down the page, in a grey box.
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Date: 2005-12-07 01:31 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-12-07 08:49 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-12-07 11:13 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-12-07 01:43 pm (UTC)And that's screen canon, which is THE canon 'round which all other canons that want to count must fit themselves.
They even give it a nod in the new series. Didn't you wonder why, in "The Empty Child," when Dr. Constantine comments that when the war started, he was a father and a grandfather, and now he is neither, but he's still a doctor, and the Doctor very sadly says, "Know the feeling." You didn't wonder what that was all about? It never occured to you to wonder how the Doctor would know how it feels to no longer be a father or a grandfather? Did you miss the whole conversation with Rose in "Father's Day" about the Doctor wanting to go back and save his family, but not being able to?
Yeah, the Doctor dances, and he had at least one granddaughter. Both are screen canon, both are therefore Word of Law.
Trust me. Whoverse was my first True Fandom Love, so I know my shit, as a rule. I'm not as up as I could be on the books and the audio plays, but I am familiar with everything broadcast on TV.