How An Author Lost Her Exclamation Mark Fetish

CSI drabble by yours truly

I was amused by this entry on the path of a fanfic author. And it got me thinking about my path. And thus I present (drumroll, please!)

Tales of Cam (Or How An Author Lost Her Exclamation Mark Fetish).

Behold, excerpts of writings of Cam and much that will make you groan. A lot. Remember, some of this was written when Cam was a wangsty teenager, so read with care. And possibly a blindfold.

From Cam's First Online Published Fic (Janeway/Chakotay, ST: Voyager):
( It burnssssss... )

Cam Writes Adults as Teenagers (same fandom, same pairing):
( Gee, wonder who could possibly have gotten drunk and woken up with a hickey... )

Cam Does Self-Inserts and Urple Titles (same fandom, same pairing):
( It burnsssss even more )

Cam Writes Bad Smut (same pairing, same fandom):
( What the smeg is a Respectfull Love? )

Cam Still Has a Exclamation Mark Fetish, But Spanks Lighter (Water Rats):
( !!!! )

Cam Sticks Bryan Adams Into Her Stories (Water Rats):
( Oh yeah, baby )

Cam Writes a Legolas Romance (Lord of the Rings):
( May Thranduil forgive her... )

Cam Writes Humour and Is Suddenly Hailed as Funny and Gives Gimli the Girl (Lord of the Rings):
( A poem so aweful it shouldn't be laweful... )

Cam Is Lured to Slash (Lord of the Rings, Legolas/Gimli):
( Guys smooch. Fred Phelps declares Cam goes to hell for writing gay. )

Cam Discovers CSI and Has Learned to Spell 'Epilogue' (Grissom/Sara):
( And prologue, too! )

Cam Writes Now (CSI, Catherine/Warrick):
( Ah, UST... )

And there you are.