Ah, Fred-boy. How you grace us again with your infinite loathsomeness.

[misscam]

Remember Fred Phelps and his lot, people? I'm sure you do. So you already know your blood pressure is about to rise, I'm sure. (Got link from aelie_baby. Thanks.)

The controversial anti-homosexual Westboro Baptist Church of Topeka, Kan., has canceled its plans to stage a protest at the funerals of the five Amish girls executed in their Pennsylvania school, a church official said Wednesday.
Shirley Phelps-Roper, the daughter of church's pastor, told FOXNews.com the group canceled the protests in exchange for an hour of radio time Thursday on syndicated talk-show host Mike Gallagher's radio program.

Oh SWIMMINGLY. So, for this lot of chaaaaaaarming people not to behave like batshit pond-scum with the tact and grace of bee-stung ogres, they get to spew their hateful shit for an hour on some US national radio?

I demand an hour on that show for homosexuals, Swedes, Amish, soldiers and anyone else the "church" might have insulted so they can talk about what a small dick Fred Phelps has and what his obsession with semen might entail nudge nudge wink wink.

Fair's fair, after all.

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[misscam.livejournal.com]

Fast Eddie? Eh? Did I miss something.

She lives in Batshit World. I hear they serve logic only on very, very rare occasions.

[fannishnonsense]

Ed Rendell, the governor of Pennsylvania. I'm not sure what he did though.

[mthespinner.livejournal.com]

Fast Eddie is what the chosen folk (denizens of Philadelphia proper,) call Gov. Ed Rendell. It dates back to his District Attorney days.

Fred Phelps is scum. My only consolation is that with all the bad karma that he is gaining, paramecia will be a step up in his next life. Or, in Presbyterian speak, his conduct demonstrates that there is little chance of him being predestined for bliss eternal.

I keep saying that it's probably better to ignore, but I couldn't help but let out a cheer when Seaford Delaware gave them an egging.http://cbs3.com/topstories/local_story_142103801.html bluerosefairy is quite right- I live in Kensington (by some accounts it's Fishtown but I digress,)and in this neighborhood, they would have been picking bits of Phelps out of the sewers for months.

[misscam.livejournal.com]

Sometimes, only an egging will do. As beneath one as it should be.

[bluerosefairy.livejournal.com]

bluerosefairy is quite right- I live in Kensington (by some accounts it's Fishtown but I digress,)and in this neighborhood, they would have been picking bits of Phelps out of the sewers for months

*falls off chair laughing* And yes, he would've been in the sewers - if the toxic sludge from the Delaware didn't leave his body inidentifiable.

And hey, Kensington! Hello from Mayfair!

[bluerosefairy.livejournal.com]

"Fast Eddie" is our city's very affectionate nickname for Gov. Ed Rendell. He was mayor of Philadelphia for 2 terms, and only let John Street win because he couldn't run anymore.

*headdesk* Someone get this woman a logic transplant, stat.