Miss Cam eyes the pretty, pretty men

[misscam]

I have seen Troy.

To sum up:

There were many pretty, pretty men. Staying true to the story, not so much. But see the pretty men! *eyes the pretty men*

Achilles and Briseis left me rather stone cold, but I felt decidedly warmer about the Trojans. Overall, it was enjoyable and I will probably buy it on DVD when it comes out, but it was not a work of art by any stretch. But pretty men. Pretty, pretty men.

No, I am not going to write Illiad slash. Stop looking at me like that! Funny how attractive doomed and angsty love is, though. Be it Helen and Paris or Romeo and Juliet. (Or Legolas and Gimli as written by mean, mean Cam, for that matter.) We certainly love to watch (or read about) people be miserably in love.

Or perhaps it's the "miserable" part we're really attracted to.

Speaking of miserable... Quote me the most unintentionally amusing badfic line you've come across! For example, I might quote this:
When we got to the Long Table Elrond, Galadriel and the rest of the table stood up to welcome me, a new Elf, into their midst. "Lady Beth" Galadriel said as she pulled me into an embrace "it is so good to see you up"
(The story was called 'To Be With U', BTW) I'm making a collection. I have a few that is a lot worse, but they're not PG rated, to put it that way.

Comments

[musemistress.livejournal.com]

I got distracted and couldn't reply fast enough. And I ran out of things to talk about so I guess it'll be ciao for now.

Gnaaaar...am too tired to think. Heh...well...at least we totally filled up Cam's diary. I love spamming...don't you.

[elvea-aure.livejournal.com]

Nah, tis okay. Had to go offline myself anyway.

Probably also filled up her inbox, if she has her LJ settings on sending her an email for each comment on her LJ... was in a spamming mood yesterday. Totally filled up a friend's lj with another friend- I wonder how he's gonna react to 40+ new messages in his inbox... [sniggers]

[misscam.livejournal.com]

I see you two have had a party without me.

But since it was about hot men and Australia, I forgive you.

And BTW, I have also cuddled koalas at the Lone Pine Koala Sanctuary.

[elvea-aure.livejournal.com]

Yeah, twas fun. ^_^

Really? They're cute, no? Kinda feel like sheep, except koalas are much, much cuter. Mine was called Oprah. ^_^

[misscam.livejournal.com]

They're adorable. I don't recall what mine was called, but it was a he. And like all men, he went straight for my breasts and rested his head on top. I got a picture of it, of course, and he looks very comfortable. I think I'm flattered ;)

[elvea-aure.livejournal.com]

Hmmm. Oprah must have been a lesbienne, then. Either that, or koalas just like tits. Have a photo of it as well, except that it's two years old and I look awful on it. I need to hide it somewhere.

[misscam.livejournal.com]

It's probably just another set of pillows to them.

[elvea-aure.livejournal.com]

Yeah, it must be. I don't even WANT to think of other explanations...

And thanks muchly for the screencaps. [pets them] Oh so pretty, yesyes... ^_^

[misscam.livejournal.com]

The koala males do have two penises... Perhaps that makes them twice as perverted as human males can be.

:):)

[elvea-aure.livejournal.com]

I wonder if an extra penis would be an advantage in bed, or an inconvenience...

[misscam.livejournal.com]

*bites back an anal sex comment*

Okay, I'm fleeing this subejct before I start making observations about koala sex life. My mind is warped enough already.

[elvea-aure.livejournal.com]

[nods] Agreed. This conversation is going waaaaaaaay too odd.