Miss Cam is sick. And sour. And rants.

[misscam]

Gaaaah.

I feel green. I spent yesterday throwing up. It's disgusting. And depressing. I'd cheer myself up if I had the energy. Instead, I shall write letters and rant a bit. Because I can.



*****

Dear weathergods,

Thank you for the lovely weather. Maybe next summer you'll give it before the summer is pretty much over and done with, yeah? Ta muchly.

*****

Dear Olympic sports commentators,

you suck.

*****

Dear certain OFU writers,

if you are to write a spin-off, is is too much to ask that you actually try to write better than the fictional badfic authors?

*****

Undeearest Bush,

please stop throwing 'evil-doers' about as if you are paid a buck whenever you say it. Evil is a powerful word. Use it with care or you will wear it out until it has lost all meaning and emotional impact and you use it about anyone you disagree with.

In fact, how about shutting up for a week or so? I'm going to get you for days and days when the bloody Republican convention start, so give me a week at least to mentally prepare.

*****

Dear champions of 'traditional values',

you do not decide what marriage is or isn't. Marriage has changed with society, religion, the passing of time and the meeting of cultures. There is no one way marriage has always been. Hell, until recently, marriage was not that much about love. Now it is. And love need not follow gender rules.

*****

Dear Olympic swimmers,

Mmm. Mmmm-mmm. Lovely swimming trunks. Mmm. Oh yes, and you swim well. Yep. I'm totally watching your atlethic abilities and am not ogling at all. Nope.

*****

Dear person e-mailing me,

#@!¤!!! Is it that hard to spell? Or ask when actually trying to get a favour off me? And did I ask to get every detail of your life? And lay off the pretensious attitude.

*****

Dear former friend,

a few choice words do not make past wrongs okay. I don't forget.

*****

Dear world,

ready to be ruled by me yet?



Anyone want to write a 'Dear Cam' letter? ;)

Comments

[limegreen-sloth.livejournal.com]

Dear World,

Please bring Alexi Nemov out of retirement so we can all perve on the gorgeous Russian gymnast with the oh so sexy accent.

Please turn Ian Thorpe back into the gawky kid I fell in love with before the Sydney Olympics and ban all swimmers from wearing suits that cover more than their thighs.

And please give channel 7 back the footy because as annoying as Bruce is during the Olympics, during the footy season he's still 'special' to me. And if you could organise Roy and HG to do all the commentary, that would be nice too.

Much love, Kelly.

[misscam.livejournal.com]

Ah, Roy and HG still doing 'The Dream' are they? I watched their coverage of the Salt Lake games. They called Norway a 'boring country'. Booo. But because I am nice, I shall forgive them.

Your other requests have been noted ;) (I'm annoyed about Thorpe's full body suit, too. Give us tiny trunks, Thorpedo so we can fully appreciate your...atlethic abilities.